Two and a Half Men

[Penguin]

The only episode:

[Sheen's character is in bed with a ho]

[Sheen's dweeb brother walks in]

Sheen: I've been f***ing a ho.
{1 minute of canned laughter}

Dweeb: I haven't f***ed a ho in 5 years.
{2 minutes of canned laughter}

[insert commercial]

Sheen: Well, that's a problem
{2.5 minutes of canned laughter}

Dweeb: I know {shrugs}
{4 minutes of canned laughter}

[insert commercial]

Dweeb: I hope things don't get worse!

{Dweeb's son walks in}
{7 minutes of canned laughter}

Sheen: What are you doing here?

Dweeb's son: I f***ed, too!

{Dweeb hangs his head}

{8 minutes of canned laughter}




End of episode

[SCOUT]

I think you are being kind to their writing staff. I always thought that show was barely a step above middle school jokes.