Miss Semenova

[Tulsa_Fireman]

She's a gymnast.

Does it make me a bad person to point at that name and laugh like an idiot?

[sooner_born_1960]

The list is so long. One item, more or less, doesn't make any difference.

[Howzit]

Too bad her first name isn't Ivana.

[Chuck Bao]

Her last name would make a great word puzzle question.

What comes before the egg?

Semen-ova

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I couldn't help but call her Jizz Egg last night.

I got punched many times by my dearest.

[Viking Kitten]

"Semenova falls from the beam and takes a nasty shot to the face..."

[Howzit]

"Semenova falls from the beam and takes a nasty shot to the face..."

"...this could get sticky."

[Howzit]

"Semonova's dismount was a stunning display of explosive power."

[Howzit]

"Semonova goes for the full-in, full-out AND NAILS IT!!!!"

[Fugue]

"Semenova's premature tumble left everyone disappointed"

[Howzit]

"Text book straddle by Semonva."

[Howzit]

"After that performance, Coach Yankov is coming out on the mat to meet her...it's hard to tell if he is elated or anguished..."

[Tulsa_Fireman]

"The sad thing is, I don't think Miss Semenova will even get a phone call after that lackluster performance."

[Viking Kitten]

"Semenova knows the competition is thick, and to win she'll have to find a way around the many barriers in place."