The Condoms have Jock Itch...

[soonerinabilene]

srsly.

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/8450384?MSNHPHMA


It's not as serious as, say, starting quarterback Mark Sanchez's dislocated kneecap, but the USC Trojans are suffering a new rash of injuries.



According to a report in the Los Angeles Times, as much as 25% of the team has been affected by a run of tinea cruris, known more colloquially as "jock itch."

Head coach Pete Carroll told the Times he'd never seen anything like the current outbreak and pointed a finger at new compression shorts the team has been wearing underneath their football pants.

"We've had to adjust to some new equipment that we're wearing that didn't work out right," Carroll said. "It's funny how that happened."

You'll forgive tailback Joe McKnight and wide receiver Travon Patterson if they aren't laughing. Both were unable to practice Wednesday because of the severity of the irritation.

"It burns," Patterson said.

"Sometimes they can't walk," said tailback Stafon Johnson. "I don't know what it is, but I'm staying away from it."

[Leroy Lizard]

Anyone have the pic of the Texas A&M jock grab?

[olevetonahill]

TMI

[soonermix]

are we sure its not naughty time in the team showers that caused this and not the "new equipment"

or maybe the "new equipment" means freshmen?

[SoonerAtKU]

My god. We're getting reports of a football team's jock itch. For god's sake, what's wrong with sports fans? We really reward the media for telling us about someone's itchy balls?

[JLEW1818]

That's freaking hilarious.

[olevetonahill]

My god. We're getting reports of a football team's jock itch. For god's sake, what's wrong with sports fans? We really reward the media for telling us about someone's itchy balls?

Well were you really sure befor this that they Had any ?:eek:
Im still not convinced ;)

[JLEW1818]

Was the Dirty Sanchez involved in this???? muahhaha

[olevetonahill]

Was the Dirty Sanchez involved in this???? muahhaha

Are you saying they Might Nota warshed after the butt secksin ?

[JLEW1818]

HAHA I know he had to play a part in this.

[Scott D]

pretty sure their jock itch can be traced back to the media who is full of **** having their mouths all over the jocks of USC because they are USC.

[badger]

Anyone have the pic of the Texas A&M jock grab?

I picture alone wouldn't do it justice:
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When this happened, I was with drunk friends after an OU game and we rewound it over and over via DVR :D It was just too funny. The Corps of Cadets embarrasses A&M again...

http://bp3.blogger.com/_ycDNFvuelSI/R3lPFpOiB6I/AAAAAAAAAFQ/-whZMK6A_04/s720/USC4_JB.JPG
Basically, it seems that USC was sick of having see-through pants a la Texas and was wearing compression shorts underneath... and thus, jock itch, leading to weird facial expressions and wide stances (see above for illustration of both)

[OU_Sooners75]

http://www.talkncaasports.com/images/USC4_JB.JPG

[soonermix]

are they doing any team building by saying you scratch mine i'll scratch yours.

[badger]

LOL @ OU_Sooners75 :D

[OUMallen]

They been swordfighting in the showers!

[Soonerpsycho]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/Soonerpsycho/spfarksandpics/uscscratch.gif

[Flying Scotsman]

Much Spek!!

[KingDavid]

Psycho, I hope your identity is well-concealed and that this kid's Dad is not as rich as Landry Jones' . . .

Regardless of the ultimate outcome, here . . . you certainly get some spek from me.

[sooner59]

Psycho, you are computer savvy and I applaud. Hilarious.

[jdsooner]

Nothing like a good scratch!

[JLEW1818]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/Soonerpsycho/spfarksandpics/uscscratch.gif

oh wow that about gave me a hernia. lol I'm laughing so hard. did i spell hernia right?

[SOONERxWife73]

lol. hurry, someone kill the lil crabby running round or better yet stuff it back in the suc pants before it spreads.

[85sooners]

lol!

[Soonerpsycho]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/Soonerpsycho/spfarksandpics/uscscratch2.gif

[mfosterftw]

I'm not so sure this is just jock itch...

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/marcfosterftw/USCcrabs.jpg

[tulsaoilerfan]

I'm sure glad we don't play them this season :)

[LesNessman]

And here I thought the thread title was merely a metaphor for some other issue.