Boone Pickens...

[badger]

...photographed here holding all of OSU's championship trophies:
http://www.tulsaworld.com/articleimages/2008/Thumbs/20080811_PICKENSCONGRESS_package.jpg

Bwahahahahaha! Remember when we used that joke with Texas? Those times were great. Oh, if only OSU had a Vince Young...

Oh, wait! They did! And they fed him momma's chicken! Bwahahahahahaaaa!

I am riding on caffeine right now due to an early morning wakeup call. Please amuse me and make fun of the Pokes further on this thread. Please? :)

[Jason White's Third Knee]

What do you do when you throw $300 million dollars at your college football team and they still suck?

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/7301/windfarmxh5.jpg

[SoonerBOI]

Team portrait of the PUKES.

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff77/fdrsipin/sheepsteam.jpg

[badger]

Team portrait of the PUKES.

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff77/fdrsipin/sheepsteam.jpg

Inakrut. #40 is not a sheep. He is a man ;)

[OU4LIFE]

ok seriously, the next person that types BP into a thread title is going to get the biggest neg-fest I can muster.

Who gives a flying rat **** what he or they are doing? Jesus H Christ on a cracker I'm sick of hearing about him.

[badger]

ok seriously, the next person that types BP into a thread title is going to get the biggest neg-fest I can muster.

Who gives a flying rat **** what he or they are doing? Jesus H Christ on a cracker I'm sick of hearing about him.

The offseason continues to loom... :(

[OU4LIFE]

Sorry, I'm a little sensitive...I have to work here in STW...just get tired of it.

[badger]

Sorry, I'm a little sensitive...I have to work here in STW...just get tired of it.

I know. I can feel your anger. It gives you focus... it makes you stronger.

Use your anger, strike Stilly down with all your hatred!

...in word form on this thread :D

[Jason White's Third Knee]

ok seriously, the next person that types BP into a thread title is going to get the biggest neg-fest I can muster.

Who gives a flying rat **** what he or they are doing? Jesus H Christ on a cracker I'm sick of hearing about him.

What do you think the H stands for?

[Jason White's Third Knee]

.
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r190/androidequation/Tapdance.gif

[manida]

Harold

my dad used to say Jesus Harold Christ

[OU4LIFE]

Using the name of Jesus Christ as an oath has been common for many centuries, but the precise origins of the letter H in the expression Jesus H. Christ are obscure. While many explanations have been proposed, some serious and many humorous, the most widely accepted derivation is from the divine monogram of Christian symbolism. The symbol, derived from the first three letters of the Greek name of Jesus (Ιησούς), is transliterated IHS, IHC, JHS or JHC. Since the transliteration IHS gave rise to the backronym Iesus Hominum Salvator (Latin for "Jesus savior of men"), it is plausible that JHC similarly led to Jesus H. Christ.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Do you think he likes Hominum or Harold better?

[Mixer!]

I know. I can feel your anger. It gives you focus... it makes you stronger.

Use your anger, strike Stilly down with all your hatred!

...in word form on this thread :D
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_highneg.gif

[yermom]

it's not her fault you guys live in Stoolwater :)

[OU4LIFE]

it's not her fault you guys WORK in Stoolwater :)

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_highneg.gif

[badger]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_highneg.gif

Is "Stilly" a bad word? I think it sounds silly. I mean, I would probably throw myself off the edge of owen field with a stolen OSU kicker ball if we started calling Norman "Normy" or something :mad:

However, as I learned in my sensitivity class last week, even words that are not intended to be offensive are also a no-no, so I can assure you that I will not offend you with such a name again :)

[OU4LIFE]

no-no, I think it was more of the anti-Stillwater slant. As in Strike Stillwater Down, as opposed to strike OSU down. Which would have been completely acceptable.

[Sooner in Tampa]

Sorry, I'm a little sensitive...I have to work here in STW
I quit reading right there and want to send along my condolences.

:D

[Mixer!]

Is "Stilly" a bad word? I think it sounds silly. I mean, I would probably throw myself off the edge of owen field with a stolen OSU kicker ball if we started calling Norman "Normy" or something
:norm:

[Mixer!]

Gee, look who benefitted from the high gas prices. (http://newsok.com/article/3282729/)

[goingoneight]

... knows who's really running the show up thurrrr.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

What do you do when you throw $300 million dollars at your college football team and they still suck?

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/7301/windfarmxh5.jpg

And the brick layer weaves in an interlocking OU into the pattern...

[badger]

Nice bump. You can see how baj has evolved over the years a little :D

So... T. Boner...

... leaves as soon as he thinks the Pokes have lost, even if they're driving late in the fourth.

... loves Oklahoma State so much that he lives in Texas.

... donates money to OSU to avoid rich people taxes, then continues investing the "donated" money in his personal hedge fund tax-free.

... sold off his national championship tickets and hotel room as soon as ISU scored in overtime.

... already produced "Big 12 champion" rings. They suck as much as last year's.

(OK, so some of this stuff might not be true, but it's quite plausible, no?)

[goingoneight]

... bought a BIG 12 Championship game on his namesake field.

[sooneredaco]

.....may be rich but he's still an effing aggie!

[badger]

...'s wife is already plotting to divest everything out of OSU and into her own alma mater, UT-Austin, immediately after Boone's funeral.

...'s wife wonders if OSU's eminent domain scheme could be used for her beloved horsie land.

...'s wife thinks OSU vet students can learn how to take care of animals using models, images and everything but actual animals.

[sooneredaco]

...'s wife is already plotting to divest everything out of OSU and into her own alma mater, UT-Austin, immediately after Boone's funeral.

...'s wife wonders if OSU's eminent domain scheme could be used for her beloved horsie land.

...'s wife thinks OSU vet students can learn how to take care of animals using models, images and everything but actual animals.

Would you happen to know said wife's name? By the looks of it, she may deserve her own thread....

[goingoneight]

... thinks ALL CAPS ALL, ITALICS ARE THE WAY TO GO!!!

[badger]

Would you happen to know said wife's name? By the looks of it, she may deserve her own thread....

Madeline. She actually was married to a wealthy dude before Boone, so it's possible that she'd honor her husband's OSU desires after death... but who knows. Money makes people do weird things.

[possumfat]

Likes surprise tailgate parties!http://soonerpsycho.com/spfarksandpics/OSUsheepsneak.gif

[oudivesherpa]

OCCUPY STILLWATER!

[PalmBeachSooner]

ok seriously, the next person that types BP into a thread title is going to get the biggest neg-fest I can muster.

Who gives a flying rat **** what he or they are doing? Jesus H Christ on a cracker I'm sick of hearing about him.

On a cracker?

[Sooner_Tuf]

Stillwater? I thought they changed the name to Boone's Farm?

[goingoneight]

... had a special program printed off for Stoops to laugh at this year.