Heywood Jablomey dead at 69

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Yeah. It always happens in threes.

Creepy, huh?

[swardboy]

Wow, he was my favorite black _________________ .

[AlbqSooner]

Geez, all the good ones are going. Hugh Jardon was nearly crushed to death. He remains in critical condition.

[Okla-homey]

The premature demise of Richard "Dick" Goezinya was reported late last night.

[Hot Rod]

And on another sad note, Seymour Buttz saw his end last night.

[12]

I heard Big Smelly Penis has been hospitalized as well.

[GrapevineSooner]

Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes, and Heywood Jablomey.

That'll make quite an apartment.

[Chuck Bao]

It really is a sad day.

Adlai Sheman got the shock of his life when his ‘girlfriend’ accidentally let loose of her ‘hair curler’ while sharing a bath. He isn’t expected to recover.

In other news, Austin Wrongholstein had to be rescued from his university of texas apartments when his toy trains ran amok and deeply impacted him. Later, the caboose was heard saying “wuss”.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Good thing for Heywood's wife is that there is always Amanda Hugnkiss around to comfort her. Condolences.

[Hamhock]

I'm glad to see that Youguys Arefourthgraders is alive and well.

[soonermix]

did anybody hear about micheal hunt?
i heard mike was in an accident, is he ok?

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

I'm glad to see that Youguys Arefourthgraders is alive and well.

Welcome to the 4th grade with us! ;)

[Chuck Bao]

Speaking of which, someone told me today that Richard Quest is back on CNN.

[Oldnslo]

I'll be taking Hugh G. Rection to a meeting with my wife tonight.

[OUstud]

Michael "Mike" Litrus, dead at 69. :(

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Is Dick Trickle still driving NASCAR?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Ben Dover dead at 77. His last words were "77 is like 69, ya just get eight more".

[Hamhock]

I'll be taking Hugh G. Rection to a meeting with my wife tonight.

I'm sorry, I can't make it tonight. You'll have to do it yourself.

[Hot Rod]

Kenya Dewit successfully fixed major problems in his home with the supplies he recently purchased from Home Depot. Apparently, they can also help.