Isaac Hayes Dead at 65

[soonersn20xx]

Just hit the news, Chef is dead!!!

First Bernie, now Isaac..........who will be next because they come in 3s.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26125699/

[LosAngelesSooner]

Doctor J next?

[King Crimson]

Isaac Hayes is way more important than Bernie Mac.

[Okla-homey]

I guess he'll be finding out soon if the Megazorgs will be stopping by in their space ship to return him to Zoltron...or whatever Scientologists happen to believe.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

if I was a famous black man..I would be very careful

[Frozen Sooner]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/10/hayes.obit/index.html

:(

[King Crimson]

fN4DHY_9gOs

[King Crimson]

what is the tape that Elwood puts in the cassette player when he picks up Jake from Joliet?

[MR2-Sooner86]

High prayers and thetans out to his friends and family.

[12]

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1001/1001_chef_torn_apart.jpg

[JohnnyMack]

I bet Morgan Freeman is thinking he should have been the third.

[Chuck Bao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNaEAiwlaLY

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
A-Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Give some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...

[StoopTroup]

RIP Mr. Hayes.

I'll never forget how he parted the Black Sea. :D ;)

http://wordpressblog.funkygog.de/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/isaac-hayes-black-moses-cover-front.jpg

[SoonerStormchaser]

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1001/1001_chef_waves_from_plane.jpg

[SoonerStormchaser]

He'll be back though:
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7224/picture26ua.png

[StoopTroup]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNaEAiwlaLY

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
A-Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Give some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...


Chuck...

Try it in "GOD" mode...lol

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[PrideTrombone]

And he had recently finished work on a movie called “Soul Men” in which he played himself, starring Samuel Jackson and Bernie Mac, who died on Saturday.

Um, Samuel L. Jackson better watch himself.

[picasso]

if I was a famous black man..I would be very careful

Bill Clinton?

[Animal Mother]

Um, Samuel L. Jackson better watch himself.

Naw!! Geena Davis will save him!!!