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soonerinabilene
8/8/2008, 09:46 PM
Just when you thought it wasnt possible for him to be any more of a nutjob.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx/?news=326312&gt1=28101



McConaughey to plant son's placenta in orchard
Aug. 8, 2008, 4:06 PM EST
NEW YORK (AP) -- Matthew McConaughey says the birth of his son will help bring a little joy to others in the world someday. The actor kept the placenta from the July birth of his son and plans to plant it in an orchard, he tells CNN's "House Call with Dr. Sanjay Gupta" in an interview scheduled to air in two parts Aug. 9 and Aug 16.

McConaughey says he hopes it will fertilize the land, a ritual long followed in several cultures.

"It's going to be in the orchards and it's going to bear some wonderful fruit," he says, according to an interview transcript. "When I was in Australia, they had a placenta tree that was on the river ... and all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan, whatever aboriginal tribe that was, all the placentas went under that one tree and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength.

"This tree was just growing taller and stronger above the rest of Mother Nature around it. It was gorgeous."

McConaughey also says he and his girlfriend Camila Alves have enjoyed integrating their new baby, Levi Alves McConaughey, into their lives. Already they've started introducing him to the "sights and the sounds" of the world — including a John Mellencamp concert.

"You're never told in our house, 'Shh, Levi is sleeping.' No. Get used to the ambiance. Come with us. That's how I was raised," he says.

StoopTroup
8/8/2008, 09:48 PM
He must get some really good reefer.

soonerinabilene
8/8/2008, 09:51 PM
He must get some really good reefer.


McConaughey also says he and his girlfriend Camila Alves have enjoyed integrating their new baby, Levi Alves McConaughey, into their lives. Already they've started introducing him to the "sights and the sounds" of the world — including a John Mellencamp concert.

Yeah, like Mr. Nice Guy or Pineapple Express quality.

Tulsa_Fireman
8/8/2008, 10:04 PM
He must get some really good reefer.

I was thinking the EXACT same thing.

Smoke another one, hippie. Sheeesh.

Flagstaffsooner
8/8/2008, 10:07 PM
He must get some really good reefer.Thats Thai Stick. Only opium and weed does that...... So I hear.;)

olevetonahill
8/8/2008, 10:13 PM
I wouldnt Know :cool:

VeeJay
8/8/2008, 10:25 PM
At least he buried it the way cat buries sh*t, and didn't fry it up and eat it like Tom Cruise.

Frozen Sooner
8/8/2008, 11:15 PM
Hey, a man's gotta do what a Xenu's gotta do.

r5TPsooner
8/9/2008, 12:40 AM
He must get some really good reefer.

REAL GOOD

bluedogok
8/10/2008, 03:52 PM
He must get some really good reefer.

Maybe that is what he was hoping to fertilize with it.....

trey
8/10/2008, 03:57 PM
I think that's kinda of cool. it was going in the trash anyways

Czar Soonerov
8/10/2008, 04:04 PM
At least he's not eating it. blech

KC//CRIMSON
8/27/2008, 12:44 PM
Turns out Mom is bat-schitz crazy too...


I'm starting to understand Matthew McConaughey a whole lot more after finding out about his mom Kay McConaughey's book. Entilted "I Amaze Myself" the memoir contains anecdotes about Matthew's conception and his father dying during sex. I wish I was making this up. Us Weekly reports:

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!”

And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.
“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

Awesome. So, Matthew McConaughey's dad's final moments were spent having Viagra-induced old people sex followed by EMTs staring at his dead naked *ock. Oh yeah, sign me up for that. Here I was going to die young in a bank vault full of strippers and go-karts. Clearly, I have no idea how to live. I forgot the part where people look at my old dead nuts. :D

picasso
8/27/2008, 12:52 PM
gotta love a dude who lives in a trailer at the beach though.

although he needs to be kicked in the nuts simply because he's a horn.

crawfish
8/27/2008, 12:53 PM
He's trying to grow another kid?

OUDoc
8/27/2008, 12:54 PM
He's trying to grow another kid?

Most texans aren't really sure where babies come from.

Hot Rod
8/27/2008, 01:06 PM
He's just continuing the trend of "I'm a celeb and I do crazy things and tell others about it!"

KC//CRIMSON
8/27/2008, 01:08 PM
Four posts and no one is talking about postmortem *ock. Good grief.

soonerinabilene
8/27/2008, 01:26 PM
Four posts and no one is talking about postmortem *ock. Good grief.

Did she finish?:texan:

badger
8/27/2008, 01:27 PM
This is what Texas fans do when they're second to Oklahoma in the Big 12 South year after year ;)

SicEmBaylor
8/27/2008, 01:42 PM
Most texans aren't really sure where babies come from.

This is true. =(