HAMMER TIME!

[Okla-homey]

:eek:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0806082hammer1.html

[Curly Bill]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Where/how one would ever get the idea that might be someting to do? Even a crazy man?

[Okla-homey]

well, the poor old d00d lives in Ft. Wayne, IN. Maybe they don't have a Christies Toy Box up there, or maybe he's on a fixed income. Lube and secks toys cost money. OTOH, most people have a hammer laying around, and most people have access to some motor oil...even if they have to dribble a few drops off their dipstick.

I'd say he was just trying to give himself some lovin' with what he had available.;)

[Chuck Bao]

I don't know.

He was really constipated or impacted?

He got confused between castor oil and Castrol Oil?

As far as the claw hammer goes, I've got nothing. Maybe, he didn't have the proper tool. A crowbar?

[StoopTroup]

Getting teh sex in Ft. Wayne must be like pullin nails?

[Curly Bill]

Getting teh sex in Ft. Wayne must be like pullin nails?

That's bad, really bad...:P :D

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Sounds like he got pounded.

*rimshot!*

[StoopTroup]

To bad his name wasn't Stanley....

http://www.ewis.ca/onlinestore/share/prodimages/stanley-51000.JPG

[SoonerInKCMO]

Heh. "24/24". :D

[sooner_born_1960]

Why would someone refer to "1" as 24 divided by 24?

[olevetonahill]

New meaning to the question " Hows your Hammer Hanging "

[BigRedJed]

He was apparently fantasizing about getting nailed.

[StoopTroup]

Guess getting the nail gun up there was too painful.

[BigRedJed]

I guess it wasn't too much to handle.

[BigRedJed]

He apparently needed to get a grip.

[BigRedJed]

Gives a whole new meaning to getting a splinter in your ***.

[BigRedJed]

When he says that he wants somebody to lay the wood to him, he REALLY means "lay the wood."

[stoops the eternal pimp]

im reporting your posts to you

[BigRedJed]

His wife suspected him of cheating. She kept finding claw marks on his back.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

dear gawd

[BigRedJed]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gifHAMMER TIME! (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2356747#post2356747)8/7/2008 11:07 AMOU4LIFE (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=36700)ok, THAT was a decent one. the others, not so much.

I agree.

[StoopTroup]

He was framed.

[BigRedJed]

That's why I will mercifully end my posting of anal sex by hammer handle puns. I always said that I wanted to retire at the top of my game.

[BigRedJed]

He was framed.
OK, that was decent.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

What a tool.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I am so sorry for that.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

apology accepted..just don't let it happen again

[Dio]

What a tool.

That's what he said!

[Fraggle145]

To bad his name wasn't Stanley....

http://www.ewis.ca/onlinestore/share/prodimages/stanley-51000.JPG

heh. Nailed by a "Fat Max"
:D :D :D

[Chuck Bao]

You have to give him major style points.

I mean the disappearing ball-peen hammer trick has probably already been done.

[Jimminy Crimson]

"I want to be your SLEDGEHAMMER!"

[BigRedJed]

You have to give him major style points.

I mean the disappearing ball-peen hammer trick has probably already been done.
Well, the ball peen wasn't manly enough. Dude obviously wanted to take it in the pooper in the manliest way possible.

[BigRedJed]

Man, that definitely had a chilling effect on this thread.

[Chuck Bao]

I guess to some people it is like sword swallowing, but not.

So, if a nekid guy was sticking a sword down his throat while leaving his blinds pulled back and his door open would that be better or worse?

"Raise your hands and take that claw hammer out of your butt"

"Raise your hands and take that sword out of your throat"

I'm not sure if I could handcuff after that.

I'm just shooting for a more chilling effect, BRJ.

[TMcGee86]

How about the last cops description of "He pulled the hammer out and inspected it before acknowledging our presence".

Umm, excuse me sir? Yes, you. Could you put the hammer down for a minute please?

[olevetonahill]

He was just performing His Own version of the " Nut Cracker "

[Chuck Bao]

He was just performing His Own version of the " Nut Cracker "

Now that's just weird, Olevet, because I keep hearing:

http://www.nutcrackerballet.net/assets/multimedia/Nut1mrch.mid

http://www.nutcrackerballet.net/assets/multimedia/Nut2fair.mid

http://www.nutcrackerballet.net/assets/multimedia/Nut3rep.mid