Why Our Home Opener Succs

[Oldnslo]

because it's my in-law's 50th wedding anniversary, and I'll be in SW Oklahoma having punch and cake instead of screaming my head off at the Fock.

Oh, don't give me any of that carp about how important an anniversary is. They did this on purpose. Just waiting, all this time.

f'n in-laws.

[Okla-homey]

because it's my in-law's 50th wedding anniversary, and I'll be in SW Oklahoma having punch and cake instead of screaming my head off at the Fock.

Oh, don't give me any of that carp about how important an anniversary is. They did this on purpose. Just waiting, all this time.

f'n in-laws.

Only 5% of couples make it to fifty years of marriage. I say its worth celebrating.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Those bastards.

[OU4LIFE]

agreed.

I really love the 'Fock'....SO many people don't get it.

[OU4LIFE]

Only 5% of couples make it to fifty years of marriage. I say its worth celebrating.

it is, AT A FOOTBALL GAME.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Only 5% of couples make it to fifty years of marriage. I say its worth celebrating.

Yay...I'm gonna be one of the 5%

[Okla-homey]

it is, AT A FOOTBALL GAME.

unless D-1AA UT-Chatanooga pulls an App State. Then I wouldn't want to be in the vicinity.

[Okla-homey]

Yay...I'm gonna be one of the 5%

d00d, she'd be 98. sheesh.

[Oldnslo]

Only 5% of couples make it to fifty years of marriage. I say its worth celebrating.

I'll look forward to seeing you at my in-laws.

[SoonerStormchaser]

d00d, she'd be 98. sheesh.

94...get it right!

[Hot Rod]

It could be worse. Their anniversary party could be during OU/Texas!

[Frozen Sooner]

Yay...I'm gonna be one of the 5%

They're not talking about "age of oldest spouse."

[JohnnyMack]

Again, for those who didn't hear it the first time, I got married the Saturday of OU/Saxet.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Their playing Chattanooga. Most people in the Fock will be having cake and punch too.

[mdklatt]

I got scooped. N/M

[mdklatt]

Dammit. N/M

[Paperclip]

The wife is 36 weeks pregnant. I just hope we're not in the hospital on August 30.

[olevetonahill]

because it's my in-law's 50th wedding anniversary, and I'll be in SW Oklahoma having punch and cake instead of screaming my head off at the Fock.

Oh, don't give me any of that carp about how important an anniversary is. They did this on purpose. Just waiting, all this time.

f'n in-laws.

If they are that Inconsiderate , Id go to the Game and Call in My Grats to em .

[OU4LIFE]

Again, for those who didn't hear it the first time, I got married the Saturday of OU/Saxet.

Moran.

You SHOULD have gotten married the Thursday BEFORE OU-saxeT, then gone to the game for the honeymoon and watched them hang 60+ points on them...

like I did.

slacker.

[Hot Rod]

The wife is 36 weeks pregnant. I just hope we're not in the hospital on August 30.

If so, just ask if you can order some pay per view.

My wife had to have emergency surgery the night of the orange bowl game against USC. Obviously, not a good evening.

[StoopTroup]

because it's my in-law's 50th wedding anniversary, and I'll be in SW Oklahoma having punch and cake instead of screaming my head off at the Fock.

Oh, don't give me any of that carp about how important an anniversary is. They did this on purpose. Just waiting, all this time.

f'n in-laws.

Just tell em your OldnSlo and that there's just no way you can do two events in different towns in one day.

It's just way too dangerous.

:D

[JohnnyMack]

Moran.

You SHOULD have gotten married the Thursday BEFORE OU-saxeT, then gone to the game for the honeymoon and watched them hang 60+ points on them...

like I did.

slacker.

Day before the wedding/game spent playing here:

http://www.lonnatucker.com/Artists/1366/Mediums/Medium_2172005122702AM_GaineyRanch.jpg

Morning of the wedding/game spent at the bar immediately to the right of this shot:

http://www.igougo.com/images/p82859-Scottsdale-The_Garden_of_Hyatt_at_Gainey_Ranch.jpg

I was liberally downing Bloody Marys as I watched VY prison rape us.

[OU4LIFE]

Day before the wedding/game spent playing here:

http://www.lonnatucker.com/Artists/1366/Mediums/Medium_2172005122702AM_GaineyRanch.jpg

Morning of the wedding/game spent at the bar immediately to the right of this shot:

http://www.igougo.com/images/p82859-Scottsdale-The_Garden_of_Hyatt_at_Gainey_Ranch.jpg

I was liberally downing Bloody Marys as I watched VY prison rape us.

Married here on Thursday:

http://www.twu.edu/tour/images/little-chapel-interior.jpg

Then on to this on Saturday before flying to Vegas

http://secbigten.com/pics-funny_files/image052.jpg

show me a better start to a marriage....

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I have no birthdays, anniversary's, or anything else that will distract me during football season..The last wedding I performed, the bride scheduled it on OU Texas weekend and then changed it to the open week with a little guidance

[stoops the eternal pimp]

The football team needs all of our attention in order to win

[JohnnyMack]

show me a better start to a marriage....

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/10/01-07/kid-rock-pam-anderson.jpg

[soonermix]

seeing that it is the 50th wedding anniversary the good news is that they will probably be in bed by 6pm anyways... you can do both!

[OU4LIFE]

still waiting.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

so starting a marriage with hepatitis is better than destruction of texas....interesting

[badger]

I'm attending a wedding in Minnesota. Just PPV tape it.

[JohnnyMack]

still waiting.

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/Star%20Trek%20Wedding.jpg

[OU4LIFE]

ooooh, close.