Sicem

[StoopTroup]

Is this how your childhood began...:D ;)

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[SoonerStormchaser]

TEH AWESOME!!!!

[SicEmBaylor]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[olevetonahill]

:rolleyes: I call bull****
I almost believed till you said you had Balls :rolleyes:

[King Crimson]

if she was a true Zoroastrian she would have only shaved one of your "balls". light/dark, good/evil.

[Frozen Sooner]

Vilma knew the struggle between the feminine and masculing in SicEm would show through regarless of scrotal coiffure, thus obviating the need for manichean struggle of the elastics.

[mdklatt]

The similarity between "SicEm" and "setem" just occurred to me. COINCIDENCE? I think not.


Hmmm....


Q: What has three heads and more teenage drama than a Dawson's Creek box set?

A: SetEmChaser

[olevetonahill]

The similarity between "SicEm" and "setem" just occurred to me. COINCIDENCE? I think not.


Hmmm....


Q: What has three heads and more teenage drama than a Dawson's Creek box set?

A: SetEmChaser

I thot you Libs was sharper than this ?
WE been Talkin about that for days :D

[mdklatt]

I thot you Libs was sharper than this ?
WE been Talkin about that for days :D

I meant the actual names, not the obvious lameitude. :D

[olevetonahill]

I meant the actual names, not the obvious lameitude. :D

Pay tention . WE been talking bout that also .;)

[setem]

WHAT THE ****!

There is no drama in my life...

You post one thread about a girl you like and BAM! you are labeled a emo kid!

[mdklatt]

You post one thread about a girl you like and BAM! you are labeled a emo kid!

It may have been one thread, but it was a doozy. Besides, that was not your first drama thread.

[olevetonahill]

WHAT THE ****!

There is no drama in my life...

You post one thread about a girl you like and BAM! you are labeled a emo kid!

It wasnt just ONE lameass thread .:rolleyes:

[SicEmBaylor]

WHAT THE ****!

There is no drama in my life...

You post one thread about a girl you like and BAM! you are labeled a emo kid!

Join the club my friend.

Come down to Waco and I'll buy you a Zima.

Also, Setem is okay but I refuse to claim SSC. :D

[mdklatt]

Also, Setem is okay but I refuse to claim SSC. :D

That's not how it works. Think back to elementary school. You know how there are some leftovers after dodgeball teams are picked, and the leftovers go off together to play tetherball until one of them gives himself a black eye? I don't think I need to spell it out any further. :D

[olevetonahill]

Join the club my friend.

Come down to Waco and I'll buy you a Zima.

Also, Setem is okay but I refuse to claim SSC. :D

At least the Frag Magnet can find his way around :P

[mdklatt]

At least the Frag Magnet can find his way around :P

Not without fancy electronics.... :D

[r5TPsooner]

sicem/setem are they brothers? I'm a little confused by the similarities.

[olevetonahill]

sicem/setem are they brothers? I'm a little confused by the similarities.

I think they be twinkies

[olevetonahill]

Not without fancy electronics.... :D

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But at least he Knows how to use em .

[mdklatt]

sicem/setem are they brothers? I'm a little confused by the similarities.

Well, SicEm is easy to spot in person. He's so pale he glows in the dark. On the other hand, if he turns sideways he disappears.

[olevetonahill]

Well, SicEm is easy to spot in person. He's so pale he glows in the dark. On the other hand, if he turns sideways he disappears.

And Setem, we stamp Good Year on his azz and Float him around the Stadium .:cool:

[setem]

And Setem, we stamp Good Year on his azz and Float him around the Stadium .:cool:

Why you gotta bust balls?

[Mixer!]

Because that's his schtick.
Pay attention! ;)

[olevetonahill]

Why you gotta bust balls?

Cause unlike you and sicem I got some ?:D