Is it just me...

[Okla-homey]

or is Paris starting to look a little haggard?

I mean, she is almost 30, but it seems the drugs, alcohol, and random hook-ups may be taking a toll on her face.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/9269/captcpsneu7605080823371qu3.jpg

[Curly Bill]

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/haggard-0110.jpg

She is looking Haggard. :D

[OUDoc]

She's almost 30? I will always think of her as a 20yo dip****.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

No, she has always been that ugly.

[King Crimson]

she's looking rough, which means Obama is a socialist, islamofascist.

[Curly Bill]

she's looking rough, which means Obama is a socialist, islamofascist.

She is looking rough, and Brack is a socialist islamofascist, but the two are probably unrelated. ;) :D

[Okla-homey]

she's looking rough, which means Obama is a socialist, islamofascist.

he isn't an islamo-fascist.

[Harry Beanbag]

Weird. I always heard it was good for your complexion.

[sooneron]

I never really thought that she was as pretty as she thought she was.

[soonerbrat]

Weird. I always heard it was good for your complexion.

it isn't?

[King Crimson]

I never really thought that she was as pretty as she thought she was.

doesn't matter, she's the most important sorority girl fashion icon in the last decade. big sunglasses, ostentatious Dolce and Gabbana type stuff.

"i'm rich and i don't have to try" is pretty sexy these days.

[sooneron]

I would say that obnoxious has been the new pretty since she hit the scene.

[King Crimson]

see, she's the anti-thesis of labor, even breast feeding would be too much "work" for Paris. her body is under-developed from doing nothing. and that's *hot*.

[King Crimson]

I would say that obnoxious has been the new pretty since she hit the scene.

i'd say ostentatious over obnoxious. like i say, the fake D+G gold and diamonds....is all America leisure class.

[LilSooner]

doesn't matter, she's the most important sorority girl fashion icon in the last decade. big sunglasses, ostentatious Dolce and Gabbana type stuff.

"i'm rich and i don't have to try" is pretty sexy these days.


She is not nor has never been a sorority girl. Please do not lump us all in with that vile piece of trash.

Thanks.

[King Crimson]

She is not nor has never been a sorority girl. Please do not lump us all in with that vile piece of trash.

Thanks.

strike out. when was the last time you were on a college campus on a day to day basis?

Paris is the fashion and pretend desirable objective leading edge of the sorority fashion semiotic. no work, all leisure. pretend ostentatious wealth.

[soonermix]

i always debate with myself when it comes to paris.
do i either show my outward hatred and disgust on an anonymous posting or do i just pretend she is not there until she finally goes away?

today i voted for outward hatred.
but seriously paris from the bottom of my heart please go away forever

[stoops the eternal pimp]

she is definitely not as hot as

http://home.comcast.net/~matchgame/3x5pictures/EstherRolle1.jpg

[King Crimson]

Florida Evans?

[JohnnyMack]

You'd all hit it. Don't even try and act like you wouldn't.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I'd hit Florida Evans

[JohnnyMack]

Well duh.

[soonerscuba]

Like the fist of an angry god.

I do think that Paris Hilton is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with America.

[King Crimson]

I do think that Paris Hilton is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with America.

that's why she's so important in the "zeigeist" way i implied earlier.

she's the so-called Protestant work-ethic in reverse.

[Viking Kitten]

To be honest, she looks the same as she's always looked to me, which is fairly pretty in an expensively enhanced kind of way. She's a skank to be sure, but the only people I've ever heard call her ugly are catty, jealous women and men who are miffed because her accident of birth enables her to live according to different behavior standards than they deem appropriate for women. If she was just some random girl from Duncan walking across campus most guys would hold her up as an example of OU having the hottest women.

As much as we all hate her, my guess with Paris Hilton is that she is nowhere near as stupid as she pretends to be. Sure, she could have used her wealth and family connections to go help AIDS orphans in Africa or something, but that doesn't grab headlines. She's more of an attention whore than anything else, and I supect that has a lot to do with parents who don't really seem all that interested in their daughters. So she puts on the big ostentatious show and acts dumb and trashy and suddenly mom and dad take notice.

If you think about it, people taking an interest in misbehaving heiresses is nothing new. CZ Guest in the 40s, Edie Sedgwick in the 60s, those Grimaldi sluts over in Monaco in the 80s all leap to mind. If I was somebody whose counsel Paris Hilton kept, I would only advise her that the universe tends to balance out.

[King Crimson]

see the difference is that in our American classless and free society, heiresses types are not the same as aristocrats or historical nobility.

[Okla-homey]

I, for one, find smart girls hawt. A big brain can make up for "deficiencies" in other departments. I'm also old enough to know and accept that looks fade, but big brains persist. When you're old and so is your gal, being able to carry on rewarding and intriguing social discourse is a big plus.

[BigRedJed]

Maybe most guys would do her, but I'm sure there are plenty like me. I have been on record on this board for years, before I knew anything about her as a person, as saying she doesn't do it for me, AT ALL. Like, to the point of grossing me out. She looks like some sort of alien. Her face goes beyond "meh." Her big old bobble head on her stick-like body? Not my cup of tea, thanks

Hollywood-idealized Barbie girls don't do it for EVERY guy, you know. That's like saying EVERY woman in America wants to get with Matthew Mygodimgay.

The fact that she turned out to be a disgusting human being only confirmed my decision to not like her.

[SoonerInKCMO]

To be honest, she looks the same as she's always looked to me, which is fairly pretty in an expensively enhanced kind of way. She's a skank to be sure, but the only people I've ever heard call her ugly are catty, jealous women and men who are miffed because her accident of birth enables her to live according to different behavior standards than they deem appropriate for women. If she was just some random girl from Duncan walking across campus most guys would hold her up as an example of OU having the hottest women.

As much as we all hate her, my guess with Paris Hilton is that she is nowhere near as stupid as she pretends to be. Sure, she could have used her wealth and family connections to go help AIDS orphans in Africa or something, but that doesn't grab headlines. She's more of an attention whore than anything else, and I supect that has a lot to do with parents who don't really seem all that interested in their daughters. So she puts on the big ostentatious show and acts dumb and trashy and suddenly mom and dad take notice.

If you think about it, people taking an interest in misbehaving heiresses is nothing new. CZ Guest in the 40s, Edie Sedgwick in the 60s, those Grimaldi sluts over in Monaco in the 80s all leap to mind. If I was somebody whose counsel Paris Hilton kept, I would only advise her that the universe tends to balance out.

Awwww... someone has a new girl crush. :)

[JohnnyMack]

To be honest, she looks the same as she's always looked to me, which is fairly pretty in an expensively enhanced kind of way. She's a skank to be sure, but the only people I've ever heard call her ugly are catty, jealous women and men who are miffed because her accident of birth enables her to live according to different behavior standards than they deem appropriate for women. If she was just some random girl from Duncan walking across campus most guys would hold her up as an example of OU having the hottest women.

As much as we all hate her, my guess with Paris Hilton is that she is nowhere near as stupid as she pretends to be. Sure, she could have used her wealth and family connections to go help AIDS orphans in Africa or something, but that doesn't grab headlines. She's more of an attention whore than anything else, and I supect that has a lot to do with parents who don't really seem all that interested in their daughters. So she puts on the big ostentatious show and acts dumb and trashy and suddenly mom and dad take notice.

If you think about it, people taking an interest in misbehaving heiresses is nothing new. CZ Guest in the 40s, Edie Sedgwick in the 60s, those Grimaldi sluts over in Monaco in the 80s all leap to mind. If I was somebody whose counsel Paris Hilton kept, I would only advise her that the universe tends to balance out.

So you're sayin' you'd hit it?

[r5TPsooner]

She was never hot to begin with.

[King Crimson]

more about "those Grimaldi sluts"?

[Frozen Sooner]

Sure I would.

Yeah, she portrays herself as vapid, and she may even be as vapid as she plays.

But I wouldn't kick her out of bed, even if she was wearing D&G sunglasses.

[JohnnyMack]

I've seen you. She'd have to be.

<runs away>

[stoops the eternal pimp]

oh my

[stoops the eternal pimp]

lord

[Frozen Sooner]

I've seen you. She'd have to be.

<runs away>

I'm not disagreeing here.

Having seen pictures and met some of the people here, some of the comments about Hilton's looks are pretty chuckalicious.

[NormanPride]

Her face looks like someone hit it with a frying pan.

[JohnnyMack]

I'm not disagreeing here.

Having seen pictures and met some of the people here, some of the comments about Hilton's looks are pretty chuckalicious.

It reminds of that Brad Paisley song, "So Much Cooler Online".

[Frozen Sooner]

It reminds of that Brad Paisley song, "So Much Cooler Online".

That reminds me of that Mike Rich song "You Were So Much Cooler (Before I Knew You Listened to Brad Paisley)".

[tommieharris91]

strike out. when was the last time you were on a college campus on a day to day basis?

Paris is the fashion and pretend desirable objective leading edge of the sorority fashion semiotic. no work, all leisure. pretend ostentatious wealth.

I don't really see it. Most sorority girls tend to wear more clothes than her, and oddly, they tend to actually use their brain, too. Besides, fashion is kinda going away from her now.


To be honest, she looks the same as she's always looked to me, which is fairly pretty in an expensively enhanced kind of way. She's a skank to be sure, but the only people I've ever heard call her ugly are catty, jealous women and men who are miffed because her accident of birth enables her to live according to different behavior standards than they deem appropriate for women. If she was just some random girl from Duncan walking across campus most guys would hold her up as an example of OU having the hottest women.


Not now I wouldn't. In an earlier day, she would have been one of the pretty girls in a sea of pretty girls here.


I, for one, find smart girls hawt. A big brain can make up for "deficiencies" in other departments. I'm also old enough to know and accept that looks fade, but big brains persist. When you're old and so is your gal, being able to carry on rewarding and intriguing social discourse is a big plus.

So do I. What I hate even worse are smart girls who act dumb.

[soonerinabilene]

"She's a c*nt who should die of AIDS."
"If she could get cancer of the aids of the leukimea of the eye, that would be awesome."
-Patton Oswalt

[BigRedJed]

OK, reality check here. People seriously think THIS is especially pretty? I could walk through Penn Square Mall this evening and point out dozens of women who are more attractive than this:

http://pictures.directnews.co.uk/liveimages/Paris+Hilton_669_18276962_0_0_7001414_300.jpg

[stoops the eternal pimp]

she has a nose like http://members.outpost10f.com/~lindax/spongebob/spongebob-characters/char_squidward.jpg

[soonerinabilene]

yeah, but its kind of different for those that have seen her performing, uh, certain acts.

[BigRedJed]

http://www.star.le.ac.uk/edu/Root_folder/et.jpg

[JohnnyMack]

OK, reality check here. People seriously think THIS is especially pretty? I could walk through Penn Square Mall this evening and point out dozens of women who are more attractive than this:

http://pictures.directnews.co.uk/liveimages/Paris+Hilton_669_18276962_0_0_7001414_300.jpg

It's not necessarily about that, it's more of trophy hunt.

"Paris Hilton? Yeah, I ****ed her."

[stoops the eternal pimp]

http://www.star.le.ac.uk/edu/Root_folder/et.jpg

makes me think of

http://www.mugshots.net/michael_jackson/michael_jackson.jpg

[r5TPsooner]

It's not necessarily about that, it's more of trophy hunt.

"Paris Hilton? Yeah, I ****ed her."

How can you call it a hunt when she just lies there spread eagle?

Plus the wait in line is pretty long I'd guess.

[BigRedJed]

It's not necessarily about that, it's more of trophy hunt.

"Paris Hilton? Yeah, I ****ed her."
Seriously? 'Cause I'm guessing her work ethic carries over to the bedroom. Who gives a **** about a trophy hunt? She is ENTIRELY uninteresting. In EVERY way.

[tommieharris91]

That trophy would be like the participation trophy handed out to little leaguers. Everyone has one.

[Beef]

I'd **** the **** out of her.

[r5TPsooner]

I'd **** the **** out of her.

Translation please.:D

[Beef]

Translation please.:D

I have no morals, scruples or the need to try to have a conversation with every woman I would like do.
:gary:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I'd slap the **** out of her?

[Beef]

I have no morals, scruples or the need to try to have a conversation with every woman I would like do.
:gary:

I should also add that I really have no shame, either.

[JohnnyMack]

I'd **** the **** out of her.

I KNEW Beef would have my back on this.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Translation please.:D

I am dying to have multiple STD's in exchange for 30 seconds with a $2 whore.


Seriously, she is nasty and while we are at it, I don't get Angelina Jolie either. There are way hotter women out there. Beats me I guess. I wouldn't **** either one of them with a koala's dick!:pop:

[olevetonahill]

You'd all hit it. Don't even try and act like you wouldn't.

What Im thinking :hot:
Id play doctor with her :D

[StoopTroup]

I'd like to be on business and staying at a Hilton Hotel.

I call downstairs as I'm in need of an extra pillow and the mini-bar needs more whisky.

After a few minutes...there's a knock at the door.

I open it and there stands Paris in a cute little maids outfit.

Then I make her clean the bathroom while I drink more whisky and watch ESPN.

[olevetonahill]

Im thinking If Most of you guys wouldnt Hit Her
I want Yalls Culls :hot:

[OUDoc]

What Im thinking :hot:
Id play doctor with her :D
I went all the way through med school thinking this. Turns out, they frown on you having sex with your patients. Who knew?




;)

[soonerscuba]

heh. Internet nerds saying they wouldn't do things forbidden in the Bible with Paris Hilton or Angelina Jolie. At least be real, the vast majority wouldn't think twice about it.

[Viking Kitten]

more about "those Grimaldi sluts"?

Oh heck, Paris and her amateur porn is one thing, but producing royal bastards? *shudder*

Princess Stephanie and Paris do both have crappy pop albums in common:

http://n0unours.phpnet.org/img/ouragan_stephanie.jpg

[olevetonahill]

I went all the way through med school thinking this. Turns out, they frown on you having sex with your patients. Who knew?




;)

I think in your case its the Guys that dont like it :eek:
just sayin

[Jimminy Crimson]

I wouldn't do Paris, but bring on Nicky!

[Beef]

http://n0unours.phpnet.org/img/ouragan_stephanie.jpg

When did Rick Springfield start calling himself "Stephanie"?

[Oldnslo]

Barkeep, gimmie a grain of salt, please.

like a screen door in tropical storm Edouard.

[olevetonahill]

I hit em both Like they were 2 bit Hos and I had a sack of quarters :hot:

[VeeJay]

To be honest, she looks the same as she's always looked to me, which is fairly pretty in an expensively enhanced kind of way. She's a skank to be sure, but the only people I've ever heard call her ugly are catty, jealous women and men who are miffed because her accident of birth enables her to live according to different behavior standards than they deem appropriate for women. If she was just some random girl from Duncan walking across campus most guys would hold her up as an example of OU having the hottest women.

As much as we all hate her, my guess with Paris Hilton is that she is nowhere near as stupid as she pretends to be. Sure, she could have used her wealth and family connections to go help AIDS orphans in Africa or something, but that doesn't grab headlines. She's more of an attention whore than anything else, and I supect that has a lot to do with parents who don't really seem all that interested in their daughters. So she puts on the big ostentatious show and acts dumb and trashy and suddenly mom and dad take notice.

If you think about it, people taking an interest in misbehaving heiresses is nothing new. CZ Guest in the 40s, Edie Sedgwick in the 60s, those Grimaldi sluts over in Monaco in the 80s all leap to mind. If I was somebody whose counsel Paris Hilton kept, I would only advise her that the universe tends to balance out.

Psych major?

[bonkuba]

I hit em both Like they were 2 bit Hos and I had a sack of quarters :hot:

heh :D

[RacerX]

Doing time ages a person.