Firecracker pops=awesome.

[Frozen Sooner]

My fellow Americans, I think we can all agree on one thing this election season:

Firecracker Pops are awesome.

[soonerboomer93]

i second the motion

[def_lazer_fc]

i think they offer nothing but false hope and empty promises! rabble rabble rabble!!!!!

[StoopTroup]

DEATH TO THE
FIRECRACKER
POP ! ! !
SEGJ_5vYFUo

[BigRedJed]

I will answer your question. But first I want to know which political party supports them.

[soonerbrat]

what are firecracker pops?

[sooner_born_1960]

popsicles.

[soonerbrat]

i like popsicles

[Frozen Sooner]

popsicles.

Correction:

Really AWESOME popsicles.

[BigRedJed]

You haven't yet told me which political party likes them, so that I can decide whether I myself like them.

[Frozen Sooner]

Well, they're multi-colored, so the Democrats like them.

But they're red-white-and-blue, so the Republicans like them.

Truly a bipartisan confection.

[BigRedJed]

Bah. Fence-straddler.

[Frozen Sooner]

Listen, you can sit there in your ivory tower denouncing the REAL SOLUTIONS to dry-mouthedness the American people want and NEED, but from where I sit people need REFRESHMENT. Not refreshment in five years, not refreshment in 10 years, but refreshment NOW.

[Animal Mother]

Listen, you can sit there in your ivory tower denouncing the REAL SOLUTIONS to dry-mouthedness the American people want and NEED, but from where I sit people need REFRESHMENT. Not refreshment in five years, not refreshment in 10 years, but refreshment NOW.

You talkin' 'bout "Bomb Pops" Willis???

[BigRedJed]

No. ____________s talk about "bomb pops." ____________s talk about "firecracker pops."

[BigRedJed]

:les: DAMMIT MAN, I NEED TO KNOW WHICH WAY TO THINK!!!

[Animal Mother]

:les: DAMMIT MAN, I NEED TO KNOW WHICH WAY TO THINK!!!

Vertically, Snaggletooth!!!

[BigRedJed]

Your comments are very polarizing and unfortunate, jaux.