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IronHorseSooner
8/2/2008, 09:27 AM
In one of the other sections of our HQ, we possibly have the most dysfunctional assembly of football fans. Let me explain:

1. We have a new Marine officer in our unit, he's an Aggie. His boss unknowingly has him setting next to an AF officer who is a Hook 'em !
2. Those guys boss is a SUC grad. His boss and coworker are Domers!
3. Their lead civilian is a Husker, her lead contractor is a Purple Kitty, and they set not far from a Mizzou fan!
4. There's an FLA fan setting next to a Gamecock, and the Gamecock has a Bama fan working for him!
5. There is a Penn State grad working for a Michigan fan!
6. Then I have been working for a Boise State fan (cause he's from Idaho) and around the corner from a Duck!

I predict an implosion by about half way through the season.:eek:

Flagstaffsooner
8/2/2008, 09:53 AM
You are missing a whorn. Take a big crap in a bucket, sneeze alot of snot on it, and in 10 days a whorn will spontaniously gernminate.

PS... Don't let the osu idiot eat the mixture before it germinates.

IronHorseSooner
8/2/2008, 07:44 PM
Already have the Whorn, he sits next to the A&M guy!

Animal Mother
8/4/2008, 05:48 PM
Already have the Whorn, he sits next to the A&M guy!

Yeah!!! Can't you read sign language ???