Things I've learned since my last post...

[8timechamps]

I've been away, but rest assured I have used my time well. Here are a few things I have learned since:

1. Most people that give advice, are the ones that need it most.
example: You shouldn't drink those energy drinks, they
are not good for you! -advice from a 250lb clerk at 7-11.

2. Road rage can be funny, if you are witnessing it from behind.

3. My dog apparently has no functioning brain cells. After all this time, he still gets as much of a thrill from chasing his own tail as anything else.

4. Being rude to customers is still frowned upon, but text messaging while interacting with customers seems to be okay.

5. Everything online leads to porn. Not a new discovery, but true nonetheless.

[Frozen Sooner]

I've been away, but rest assured I have used my time well. Here are a few things I have learned since:

1. Most people that give advice, are the ones that need it most.
example: You shouldn't drink those energy drinks, they
are not good for you! -advice from a 250lb clerk at 7-11.

2. Road rage can be funny, if you are witnessing it from behind.

3. My dog apparently has no functioning brain cells. After all this time, he still gets as much of a thrill from chasing his own tail as anything else.

4. Being rude to customers is still frowned upon, but text messaging while interacting with customers seems to be okay.

5. Everything online leads to porn. Not a new discovery, but true nonetheless.

6. The Broncos suck.

[Howzit]

I've been away, but rest assured I have used my time well. Here are a few things I have learned since:

1. Most people that give advice, are the ones that need it most.
example: You shouldn't drink those energy drinks, they
are not good for you! -advice from a 250lb clerk at 7-11.

2. Road rage can be funny, if you are witnessing it from behind.

3. My dog apparently has no functioning brain cells. After all this time, he still gets as much of a thrill from chasing his own tail as anything else.

4. Being rude to customers is still frowned upon, but text messaging while interacting with customers seems to be okay.

5. Everything online leads to porn. Not a new discovery, but true nonetheless.
OMG, I just randomly checked in and you had just posted. It's like we're soulmates or something.

Last week I learned that swimming in 58 degree water hurts your testicles.

[Curly Bill]

My dog apparently has no functioning brain cells. After all this time, he still gets as much of a thrill from chasing his own tail as anything else.

Are you sure he's not just doing this for your entertainment? I got to give a dog the benefit of the doubt. :D

[8timechamps]

6. The Broncos suck.

Unfortunately, I can't contest this...

for now.

[8timechamps]

Last week I learned that swimming in 58 degree water hurts your testicles.

Did someone you were swimming with tell you this?

[Frozen Sooner]

Unfortunately, I can't contest this...

for now.

:D

Just getting my licks in now. I think this is the only time that the Chargers have beaten the Broncos four in a row in franchise history.

San Di-ego....SUPER CHARGERS!! ;)

[Howzit]

Did someone you were swimming with tell you this?

No, I figured it out all on my own, through deducktive reasoning.

It went something like this:

I am swimming.
The water is 58 degrees. Farenheit.
My testicles hurt.
YOU REEK UH!!!!

[C&CDean]

No, I figured it out all on my own, through deducktive reasoning.

It went something like this:

I am swimming.
The water is 58 degrees. Farenheit.
My testicles hurt.
YOU REEK UH!!!!

Where in the hell does one find fiddy eight degree water in July?

[Frozen Sooner]

Where in the hell does one find fiddy eight degree water in July?

Cook Inlet.

[BudSooner]

Good question.

[Howzit]

Where in the hell does one find fiddy eight degree water in July?

Cape Cod.

[BudSooner]

Cape :chicken:.


Heh, that would cause shrinkage.:D

[Soonrboy]

Didn't you wear a cod piece to keep shrinkage from happening?

[BigRedJed]

Holy crap! That's what cod pieces are for? This whole time I have just been wearing them to scare people.

[Soonrboy]

How do you think they got their name? Duh...Cape Cod.