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TheUnnamedSooner
7/24/2008, 09:54 AM
This old man seems as senile as vet. or maybe not. No, it isn't Michael Jackson.


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24070088-13762,00.html



July 24, 2008 12:01am

FORMER NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens exist.

And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions - but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for six decades.

Dr Mitchell, 77, said during a radio interview that sources at the space agency who had had contact with aliens described the beings as 'little people who look strange to us.'

He said supposedly real-life ET's were similar to the traditional image of a small frame, large eyes and head.

Chillingly, he claimed our technology is "not nearly as sophisticated" as theirs and "had they been hostile", he warned "we would be been gone by now".

Dr Mitchell, along with with Apollo 14 commander Alan Shepard, holds the record for the longest ever moon walk, at nine hours and 17 minutes following their 1971 mission.

"I happen to have been privileged enough to be in on the fact that we've been visited on this planet and the UFO phenomena is real," Dr Mitchell said.

"It's been well covered up by all our governments for the last 60 years or so, but slowly it's leaked out and some of us have been privileged to have been briefed on some of it.

"I've been in military and intelligence circles, who know that beneath the surface of what has been public knowledge, yes - we have been visited. Reading the papers recently, it's been happening quite a bit."


Dr Mitchell, who has a Bachelor of Science degree in aeronautical engineering and a Doctor of Science degree in Aeronautics and Astronautics claimed Roswell was real and similar alien visits continue to be investigated.

He told the astonished Kerrang! radio host Nick Margerrison: "This is really starting to open up. I think we're headed for real disclosure and some serious organisations are moving in that direction."

Mr Margerrison said: "I thought I'd stumbled on some sort of astronaut humour but he was absolutely serious that aliens are definitely out there and there's no debating it."

Officials from NASA, however, were quick to play the comments down.

In a statement, a spokesman said: "NASA does not track UFOs. NASA is not involved in any sort of cover up about alien life on this planet or anywhere in the universe.

'Dr Mitchell is a great American, but we do not share his opinions on this issue.'

JohnnyMack
7/24/2008, 10:00 AM
Reminds me of that time John Glenn was on Frasier.

StoopTroup
7/24/2008, 10:42 AM
You guys won't be so smug about this once we've taken over and all of your are working as cleaners at our New Intergalactic Space Wash.

Dio
7/24/2008, 10:45 AM
Where's Rowdy Roddy Piper when you really need him?

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/24/2008, 10:46 AM
It's possible. Why wouldn't it be?

I'd like to hang out with Zork. See what kind of iPod he has - gotta kick ours in the ***.

And I'll bet they think this whole gas thing is funnay.

StoopTroup
7/24/2008, 10:57 AM
They already have two of FSU's Crystal balls...

Evidently one ball can run an entire State....

Has anyone seen our crystal ball lately?

soonerhubs
7/24/2008, 10:58 AM
And I'll bet they think this whole Al Gore thing is funnay.
Fixed ;)

tbl
7/24/2008, 10:58 AM
http://vivirrodando.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/they_live_obey.jpg

StoopTroup
7/24/2008, 10:59 AM
That's funny tbl....

But this threat is more real than you think....

http://punchup.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/john_mccain.jpg

There are actual pictures of them out there....

Widescreen
7/24/2008, 11:18 AM
Who cares? If they invade, we just have to squirt water on them.

Taxman71
7/24/2008, 11:18 AM
Where's Rowdy Roddy Piper when you really need him?

I thought he already took out their satellite?

I guess he isn't out of bubble gum yet.

NormanPride
7/24/2008, 11:18 AM
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

frankensooner
7/24/2008, 11:20 AM
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

I never realized you were French. ;)

TheUnnamedSooner
7/24/2008, 11:28 AM
Who cares? If they invade, we just have to squirt water on them.

And if that doesn't work, our bacteria that they aren't used to will get them.

StoopTroup
7/24/2008, 11:31 AM
You all need to pay attention to the details.

http://www.overspun.com/images/Coulter.Alien.jpg

TheUnnamedSooner
7/24/2008, 11:32 AM
Wow, i'm liking these aliens better by the minute!

StoopTroup
7/24/2008, 11:33 AM
I'm serious....

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Bush_alien090607a.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/24/2008, 11:34 AM
If I'm nice to Zork, maybe he'll let me drive his ship. I'd love to take one of those things for spin. Hover over that prick on Sooner Rd. and scare the gravy out of him.

I still hatorz that guy.

Hamhock
7/24/2008, 11:34 AM
I never realized you were Chinese. ;)

fixed

StoopTroup
7/24/2008, 11:35 AM
You are not safe!

This message is approved by the DNC

Whet
7/24/2008, 12:35 PM
the most evil alien bastard of them all:
http://www.accionchilena.cl/Doctrina/George%20Soros.jpg

tbl
7/24/2008, 12:37 PM
http://www.wendellwit.com/wp-content/uploads/neil_before_zod.jpg

Taxman71
7/24/2008, 12:38 PM
Can't we just get the aliens drunk on sour milk and toss them into the ocean?

StoopTroup
7/24/2008, 12:41 PM
They are allergic to milk.

They love moonshine.

You get them some of that...they'll be our slaves. :D

Whet
7/24/2008, 12:43 PM
but wait, there is an insidious plot to try to instill more evil aliens into the top levels of our government:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/06/us/06obama.jpg

StoopTroup
7/24/2008, 12:45 PM
but wait, there is an insidious plot to try to instill more evil aliens into the top levels of our government:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/06/us/06obama.jpg

Barrack exposed that one already.

Whet
7/24/2008, 12:47 PM
oops, brain dead:
http://www.gop.com/images/073107Obama.jpg

Widescreen
7/24/2008, 05:57 PM
The other alternative to stopping the invasion is uploading a virus to their mother ship. It's a good thing that alien spacecraft run on OS X.

Curly Bill
7/24/2008, 06:13 PM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/06/us/06obama.jpg

This picture reminds me: the news folk like to talk about how smooth Brack is, how he's Kennedy-esque, he's got the look, etc... Why to me does he just look like a teenage kid that borrowed his dad's suit, it's a little too big for him, and he's not at all comfortable in it?