badger
7/22/2008, 04:09 PM
Quick! Make August come faster! Here's how - pretend you are at the Big 12 media conference and poke at the other team's deficiencies!
I'll start... with Texas A&M :D
Coach Sherman, you set a goal of getting your fullback down to 260 lbs. How much does Javorski Lane weigh right now?
Mr. Lane? Hi, I'd like to ask you a few questions... ok, you attend Texas A&M... ok... you're a senior... great... your position... running back, right?
Hi, Stephen McGee! I'm looking to interview the starting quarterback for A&M. Could you please direct me to where the starting quarterback is?
Coach Sherman, spread offenses are the sure fire way to improve your offense at the college level these past few seasons have shown us. You could say that programs that don't implement the spread offense are implementing failing offenses. What exactly would you call the offense you have at A&M?
Mike Goodson, how are you doing? Do you have change for a $5? Wait... I'm sorry, I forgot who I was asking. Do you have change for a $100, or would you prefer I go directly to the Aggie boosters for money?
Greetings, Head Yell Leader! It must be such an honor. Last season, one of your fellow Aggie Yell Leaders brought about Joe Paterno's age before the Alamo Bowl. How embarrassing! Tell me, have you been made aware of the fact that Mike Sherman is 64?
Speaking of old guys, greetings, Mike Dodge! What the hell are you still doing in an Aggie uniform? RIGHT... the number 12... a fan thing... replica jerseys all the rage now... Sorry, sir. I just thought for a second here that you would be playing longer than Jason White.
Final question, Coach Sherman. You claim that you have no knowledge of new technology, which must be a relief to Aggies who remember a certain Web site that your predecessor ran to give out insider information... spider bite? Huh? When did I say spider bite... I said the WEB, as in the World Wide Web, that has nothing to... site, NOT bite, as in www dot something... nevermind. Forget it. How's Brett Favre? REALLY? He contacted you back when you were with the Texans?! Wow... I thought he wanted to come back to the NFL to win...
It's still not August. I need help :(:(:(:(:(
I'll start... with Texas A&M :D
Coach Sherman, you set a goal of getting your fullback down to 260 lbs. How much does Javorski Lane weigh right now?
Mr. Lane? Hi, I'd like to ask you a few questions... ok, you attend Texas A&M... ok... you're a senior... great... your position... running back, right?
Hi, Stephen McGee! I'm looking to interview the starting quarterback for A&M. Could you please direct me to where the starting quarterback is?
Coach Sherman, spread offenses are the sure fire way to improve your offense at the college level these past few seasons have shown us. You could say that programs that don't implement the spread offense are implementing failing offenses. What exactly would you call the offense you have at A&M?
Mike Goodson, how are you doing? Do you have change for a $5? Wait... I'm sorry, I forgot who I was asking. Do you have change for a $100, or would you prefer I go directly to the Aggie boosters for money?
Greetings, Head Yell Leader! It must be such an honor. Last season, one of your fellow Aggie Yell Leaders brought about Joe Paterno's age before the Alamo Bowl. How embarrassing! Tell me, have you been made aware of the fact that Mike Sherman is 64?
Speaking of old guys, greetings, Mike Dodge! What the hell are you still doing in an Aggie uniform? RIGHT... the number 12... a fan thing... replica jerseys all the rage now... Sorry, sir. I just thought for a second here that you would be playing longer than Jason White.
Final question, Coach Sherman. You claim that you have no knowledge of new technology, which must be a relief to Aggies who remember a certain Web site that your predecessor ran to give out insider information... spider bite? Huh? When did I say spider bite... I said the WEB, as in the World Wide Web, that has nothing to... site, NOT bite, as in www dot something... nevermind. Forget it. How's Brett Favre? REALLY? He contacted you back when you were with the Texans?! Wow... I thought he wanted to come back to the NFL to win...
It's still not August. I need help :(:(:(:(:(