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JohnnyMack
7/22/2008, 12:17 PM
If I was George Lucas and had a time machine:


I take the script to Episode 1 and throw it in the fireplace.

I take the script to Ep. 2 and Ep. 3 and stretch it into 3 films.

I cast Christian Bale as Anakin and cast Liam Neeson as Obi-Wan.

I don't direct any of the movies, because I realize I suck at it.

I don't end up ruining the franchise.

That makes more sense to me.

bri
7/22/2008, 12:19 PM
I still like Patton Oswalt's Star Wars-related "time machine" theory better:

At Midnight, I Will Kill George Lucas With A Shovel.

soonerscuba
7/22/2008, 12:48 PM
Say, do you like Angelina Jolie?

bri
7/22/2008, 12:49 PM
I DON'T CARE WHERE THE THINGS I LOVE COME FROM! I JUST LOVE THE THINGS I LOVE!!!