Jerk
7/18/2008, 05:12 PM
About a month ago I passed a trash truck without a door, big junky piece of sh*t, and inside a chick was driving. She had on a black skirt and it was blowing around everywhere. WTF? Well, I thought that maybe I had finally lost my mind and was seeing things. I only told a few people about it because I didn't want my co-workers to think I had gone insane. I started to question my own mental stability; wondering whether or not to seek professional help.
Today I never left OKC, but we sent two other trucks up there to Oologah on the same run. I got a phone call about 8:30 am and my friend shouting: "YOU'RE NOT CRAZY! WE JUST SAW HER!!!" This time she was wearing short shorts and a summer top. I said, "Was she good looking?" And my bud said that she's ok in the face, but got a b*tchin' body, "Built like a sh*t brick house."
So, look out for her. If you leave Owasso, S bound 169 every morning, look inside those white trash trucks as you pass them. Maybe she'll be wearing that dress.
Today I never left OKC, but we sent two other trucks up there to Oologah on the same run. I got a phone call about 8:30 am and my friend shouting: "YOU'RE NOT CRAZY! WE JUST SAW HER!!!" This time she was wearing short shorts and a summer top. I said, "Was she good looking?" And my bud said that she's ok in the face, but got a b*tchin' body, "Built like a sh*t brick house."
So, look out for her. If you leave Owasso, S bound 169 every morning, look inside those white trash trucks as you pass them. Maybe she'll be wearing that dress.