If you were King of the World...

[Boomer.....]

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[soonermix]

um... no

[StoopTroup]

If I were King of the World...

I'd avoid going on Cruises.

[C&CDean]

If you tried that **** on the cruise I was on last week your *** would be overboard. It was hard enough to jog on the track without bumping the rail, then the wall, then the rail, then the wall...

I even had a stack of chips fall over in the casino.

[sooner_born_1960]

Well, Bruce, when you've got that tall of a stack, sometimes they fall over.

[Okla-homey]

I would have made that chubby red-haired gal share that piece of wreckage her ponderously large kiester was resting on so I wouldn't have to freeze my keneekies off in the dang water.