Eskimo Joes

[StoopTroup]

Have you ever owned any of this apparel?

The dude was on TV this morning.

I told my Wife that I felt Eskimo Joes stuff was so popular because oSu fans were embarrassed to wear oSu Stuff.

She disagreed of course but I say it's true.

[Bone]

When I was a teenager I had one of the shirts. I didn't purchase it myself. It was from an OSU alum uncle.

[StoopTroup]

I said owned so you would vote "NO". :D

Especailly if you immediately either gave it away, sold it in a garage sale or threw it in the garbage.

[Bone]

I wore it several times. I'm pretty sure I "owned" it legally.

[StoopTroup]

I wore it several times. I'm pretty sure I "owned" it legally.

You'll need to be cleansed.

You will need to attend the first SF Tailgate.

[OUDoc]

I've owned a couple that were given to me. I mow the yard in them occasionally.
Sorry. :(

[StoopTroup]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG................

I feel sick.

[Pricetag]

I had a shirt in high school. I didn't realize at the time that it was so closely associated with OSU. I didn't know what town OSU was in, though, so I think I deserve some credit for that.

[JohnnyMack]

I was given a maroon and white ej's shirt as a christmas gift. They said since it was OU colors I should wear it. I didn't.

[StoopTroup]

I was given a maroon and white ej's shirt as a christmas gift. They said since it was OU colors I should wear it. I didn't.

That's what I like to hear right there.

[JohnnyMack]

I have eaten at that place several times.

Don't hate me.

[Jimminy Crimson]

I feel dirty. I was a youngun', though.

Stopped wearing them when I realized it was an O.s.ewe. thing.

[olevetonahill]

I dont wear wimmens panties either .

[C&CDean]

I got one for a gift once. I asked the guy who gave it to me if he had another one I could have. He said "why?" I said "I need one to **** on and another one to wipe my *** on and cover it up."

Hell no I haven't ever owned one. King Crimson may though...

[r5TPsooner]

I've owned a couple that were given to me. I mow the yard in them occasionally.
Sorry. :(

They make great lawn mowing shirts and my family up north likes to get them for presents.

[Boarder]

One time I got one as a gift, too. I would have liked to have seen my face when I opened it. Since they really had no clue I didn't press the matter. I quietly disposed of it.

The second poll choice is the correct wording.

[Lott's Bandana]

Trader Joes > Eskimo Joes

[C&CDean]

Joe's Crabshack > Eskimo Joes

[C&CDean]

Joe's Buttcrack Plumbing > Eskimo Joes

[C&CDean]

Jo's Pizza >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Eskimo Joes

[C&CDean]

Jomomma > Eskimo Joes

[sooneron]

The dork that thought he was a ladies man in "Can't Buy Me Love" wore an eskimo joe's shirt. fitting, if you ask me.

[BigRedJed]

Pretty much what Jimminy said. When I was in HS in Kansas, I just thought it was an Oklahoma thing, and that it was cool to wear them, since I always wanted to identify with Oklahoma. Once I moved down here, I understood that wasn't exactly the case.

[BigRedJed]

However, I don't mind saying that I have eaten/partied there on numerous occasions, and would happily do it again. Also, I have some Joe's cups in my cabinet. Neg away...

[Boarder]

Having that product is punishment enough.

[Boarder]

On second thought.

[BigRedJed]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifEskimo Joes (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2336489#post2336489)7/14/2008 02:44 PMBoarder (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=36527)Freak

:les: DAMN YOU, MIKE RICH!!!

[Boarder]

would happily do it again.

You should neg yourself.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I feel dirty. I was a youngun', though.

Stopped wearing them when I realized it was an O.s.ewe. thing.Same here. I didn't really make the connection til I was a grown up.

Incidentally, Stan Clark the owner, spoke to a luncheon I attended last month. Mexico Joe's catered and they had the plastic cups on all the tables. I gravitated toward the table with the red cups.

Regardless of what I think about stoolwater, oswho, or Joseppi's (ew), Stan Clark is living the American dream.

[BigRedJed]

You should neg yourself.
You should log in with your Mike Rich handle and do it for me.

[soonermix]

i gotta ask real quick but do the plastic cups count as appearel?

[BigRedJed]

No. Not unless you wear them like a half-coconut bra.

[silverwheels]

Half of a bra? Like an eyepatch for teh bewbs?

[BigRedJed]

No, a bra made of half-cocunuts. DUH. A half bra would be silly. Unless you're a woman who has had a mastectomy, in which case I apologize.

[silverwheels]

Well at least you apologized.

[BigRedJed]

So you're saying you only have one boob?

[silverwheels]

Yes. It's because I wore an Eskimo Joe's shirt once. Some Sooner fan saw it and ripped one off.

[BigRedJed]

Well, I wore mine more than once, and I have two manboobs, so that makes sense.

[Bone]

You'll need to be cleansed.

You will need to attend the first SF Tailgate.

I'll consider it.

[stoopified]

My wife and I eat there when we are in town or at Mexico Joes.We have always been treated well.Love the sweet peppered bacon cheddar special at EJ's and cheese fries.At MJ's the fajitas are excellent.Yes we own some EJ apparrel.

[BigRedJed]

Uh... ...what the craphell does any of that have to do with boobs?

[StoopTroup]

I would go to Eskimo Boobs.

[goingoneight]

I've been there... wasn't a bad restaurant... but come on. THAT'S what aggy gets all excited about when visiting the Stool?

[Frozen Sooner]

You should log in with your Mike Rich handle and do it for me.

Mike Rich owns an Eskimo Joe's shirt right now and is also drinking out of an Eskimo Joe's cup at the moment. Native Alaskans get a kick out of the shirt.

[tommieharris91]

I would go to Eskimo Boobs.

I don't know if I could handle hearing that many sheep bleating all at once. :hot:

[Mixer!]

We need that sign that says "you have reached the end of the internet".

[MrJimBeam]

When I was a teenager I had one of the shirts. I didn't purchase it myself. It was from an OSU alum uncle.

Must be easy for an Aggie to shop for Christmas, they just give everyone they know Eskimo Joe's crap.

[StoopTroup]

I'm surprised that "Gundy Rant" T-shirts aren't all the rage up at the Stool.

[r5TPsooner]

My problem with Eskimo Joe's clothing is that is cheaply made. I have to purchase a 3x just so that when it shrink, it'll still be a 2x, but barely.

[frankensooner]

A gal I dated back in grad school who was on osu alum bought me a shirt. (I gave it to my neice)

[NormanPride]

I touched one once, and the scars still remain on my tainted hands.

[Viking Kitten]

Mike Rich owns an Eskimo Joe's shirt right now and is also drinking out of an Eskimo Joe's cup at the moment. Native Alaskans get a kick out of the shirt.

That's funny that Native Alaskans like it.

I have one T-shirt, kind of. About five years ago, the Oklahoma Bar Association had a "Jumpin' Little Bar Convention" themed meeting. The OBA president was a Stillwater lawyer who is a friend of Stan Clark. She commissioned special artwork for the T-shirts, it looked like this:

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5380/logo20originalqn0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The thing is though, a whole bunch of people got really p**sed about it, and the Sooner lawyers were the least of it. The Indian Bar Association complained (loudly) about how offensive the Eskimo was. The annoying feminist-type lawyers complained about the Lady of Justice being so stacked.

I personally felt like the whole bunch of 'em needed to lighten the f**k up.

[Boarder]

I'd have asked them if they had another and told them I needed one to poop on and one to wipe with and cover it up.

[Frozen Sooner]

Well, by "Get a kick out of it" I mean "Some of them think it's pretty amusing. Others, not so much."

[Fraggle145]

I wore one in high-school before I realized what it was affiliated with... My parents didn't know they just thought it was an OK thing (they are yankees).

All of these deficiencies have since been cleansed.

[soonermix]

I wore one in high-school before I realized what it was affiliated with... My parents didn't know they just thought it was an OK thing (they are yankees).

All of these deficiencies have since been cleansed.

you're still tainted by georgia apparel