A homeless dude

[SicEmBaylor]

A homeless dude on a corner in Waco was doing the robot dance for money. I was entertained enough that I gave him 5 bucks. He was actually REALLY good at it.

[Boomer.....]

That will get him a nice bottle of Mad Dog 20/20.

[shaun4411]

a homeless guy in new orleans did some funky stuff with his throat and sung some stupid song to which the lyrics ended with "now can i have some cash?" i told him i was broke and he called me a cracker.

[StoopTroup]

Crackers and MD 20/20....

Breakfast of Champions!

[Widescreen]

A homeless dude on a corner in Waco was doing the robot dance for money. I was entertained enough that I gave him 5 bucks. He was actually REALLY good at it.

Mike Singletary?

[C&CDean]

I got no problem with street entertainers working for money. Throwing the guy a $5 is a good thing. Besides, I'd be willing to bet he a) works harder than you, and b) isn't homeless.

I talked to an old black dude in San Francisco a couple times who impersonates a potted bush on the corner then scares the **** out of people by shaking his the limbs he's holding and growling at passersby. This dude rakes in over $500 a night sitting on a street corner acting like a tree. Then he walks over to the parking lot and drives his Lexus up to his crib.

[Cam]

I got no problem with street entertainers working for money. Throwing the guy a $5 is a good thing. Besides, I'd be willing to bet he a) works harder than you, and b) isn't homeless.

I talked to an old black dude in San Francisco a couple times who impersonates a potted bush on the corner then scares the **** out of people by shaking his the limbs he's holding and growling at passersby. This dude rakes in over $500 a night sitting on a street corner acting like a tree. Then he walks over to the parking lot and drives his Lexus up to his crib.

I've seen the "bush" dude in San Fran a number of times. He definately pulls in some cash, but he earns it. Sitting and watching him scare the chit out of people is a good time.

[SoonerInFla]

I got no problem with street entertainers working for money. Throwing the guy a $5 is a good thing. Besides, I'd be willing to bet he a) works harder than you, and b) isn't homeless.

I talked to an old black dude in San Francisco a couple times who impersonates a potted bush on the corner then scares the **** out of people by shaking his the limbs he's holding and growling at passersby. This dude rakes in over $500 a night sitting on a street corner acting like a tree. Then he walks over to the parking lot and drives his Lexus up to his crib.

Do the people pay him since he did such a good job scaring them or do others pitch in and watch him scare the next folks that walk by?

[Cam]

Do the people pay him since he did such a good job scaring them or do others pitch in and watch him scare the next folks that walk by?

Both.

[Frozen Sooner]

Panhandlers in San Francisco definitely take it to another level.

[C&CDean]

Panhandlers in San Francisco definitely take it to another level.

Guys who actually do something are not panhandlers. Guys who write "Homeless Vet" or girls who write "Baby gotta eat" on the bottom of a cardboard box are.

In my mind, there's a HUGE difference. If the guy with the "will work for food" sign would actually do something entertaining/worthwhile then I'd drop him some cash.

[StoopTroup]

What about this Dean...

I just quit my job of twenty years to hang out and play guitar.

Werkin' really sucked.

I need some dough for pot and gas fer my bike.

Please help!!!

:D

[BigRedJed]

There's a guy here in OKC that does a kickass living statue act, dressed as a Will Rogers type character and painted bronze from head to toe. He has been know to freak some folks the heck out.

[Hot Rod]

Panhandlers in San Francisco definitely take it to another level.

Do the ones here in Oklahoma know about this? They could raking in the dough! :D

[Cam]

There's a guy here in OKC that does a kickass living statue act, dressed as a Will Rogers type character and painted bronze from head to toe. He has been know to freak some folks the heck out.

We hired him for an open house a couple of years ago. Freaked our kids out.

[Sooner_Havok]

I like honesty in homeless people. I saw a guy at the off ramp of I-44 and Penn with a sign that said "Why lie, I need a beer." I though to myself, at least he is being honest, and when into the gas station right there and bought the guy a 6-pack. I thanked me, took his sign and beer and went up under the overpass. Came back by a few hours later and he was still up there drinking beer.

[BigRedJed]

Why lie, I need a beer (http://images.google.com/images?q=why%20lie%20i%20need%20a%20beer&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7DMUS&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

There's a guy here in OKC that does a kickass living statue act, dressed as a Will Rogers type character and painted bronze from head to toe. He has been know to freak some folks the heck out.
His name is Troy Scott. He was a mime at the picnic for my work last summer.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/berserker-hobo.jpg

[SicEmBaylor]

There's a guy here in OKC that does a kickass living statue act, dressed as a Will Rogers type character and painted bronze from head to toe. He has been know to freak some folks the heck out.

I was one such person. He scared the ever loving bejesus out of me.

[BigRedJed]

Hell, WOMEN scare the everloving bejesus out of you. It must not be that difficult to do.

[LoyalFan]

I like honesty in homeless people. I saw a guy at the off ramp of I-44 and Penn with a sign that said "Why lie, I need a beer." I though to myself, at least he is being honest, and when into the gas station right there and bought the guy a 6-pack. I thanked me, took his sign and beer and went up under the overpass. Came back by a few hours later and he was still up there drinking beer.

He made a sixie last HOURS! Rank amateur!
On the other hand, he'd be a cheap date for any of our members who bats for the other team.
All of a sudden, I'm hearing "One Night In...".....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3FnpaWQJO0

LF