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Okla-homey
7/11/2008, 01:26 PM
This speech in the US House of Representatives was 10 months ago.

WARNING:

NSFW - Language and disturbing mental imagery in discussion of a particularly nasty crime against a person

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee8n-xvYETg
mdklatt
7/11/2008, 01:34 PM
This speech in the US House of Representatives was 10 months ago.


You know this is fake, right? It's from The Onion.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/11/2008, 01:35 PM
I think we should all really open our eyes and recognize this as a serious issue.
mdklatt
7/11/2008, 01:37 PM
I think we should all really open our eyes and recognize this as a serious issue.

Actually, you should probably keep them closed as tight as you can. :eek:
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/11/2008, 01:38 PM
Turning a blind eye to the problem will only make it worse.
mdklatt
7/11/2008, 01:40 PM
Turning a blind eye to the problem will only make it worse.

If it's a choice between my good eye and my blind eye, my blind eye is the one getting sacrificed.


Seriously though, the worst thing about this crime is that the victim sees it coming all the way.
Okla-homey
7/11/2008, 01:41 PM
You know this is fake, right? It's from The Onion.

If so, it sure punked the hellcrap outta me.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/11/2008, 01:42 PM
The realization that something like this goes on in our society hit me right between the eyes.
CrimsonandCreamForever
7/11/2008, 01:43 PM
We must open our eyes to this problem, before they are ****ed right out.

LOL
mdklatt
7/11/2008, 01:44 PM
If so, it sure punked the hellcrap outta me.

It had me going too until I read the comments on YouTube.
Cam
7/11/2008, 01:46 PM
Funny stuff. Damn near ruined a keyboard.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/11/2008, 01:46 PM
Hearing such colorful language in the House is a real eye opener.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/11/2008, 01:49 PM
When this crime is committed, I wonder if there are ever eyewitnesses?
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/11/2008, 01:58 PM
To be fair to the offender, maybe the naked eye had it coming.
BigRedJed
7/11/2008, 02:11 PM
...another once promising honor roll student, who can no longer remember fractions, because human ejaculate has damaged his brain...
Heh.
yermom
7/11/2008, 02:27 PM
there might have been a thread on this before :D

i remember it from then... the Onion-SPAN logo should have been a clue ;)
BigRedJed
7/11/2008, 02:30 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "eye ball."
BigRedJed
7/11/2008, 02:31 PM
Sorry, folks. They don't get any funnier.
BigRedJed
7/11/2008, 02:32 PM
I think I'll leave the skull****ing jokes up to BSG.
yermom
7/11/2008, 02:36 PM
i can't hear that phrase and not think of Drill Sergeant Hartman
mdklatt
7/11/2008, 02:38 PM
That's why they call it the oribital for ramming.
mdklatt
7/11/2008, 02:39 PM
Sorry, folks. They don't get any funnier.


This is funnier:


That's why they call it the oribital for ramming.

But most people probably won't get it. :O
BigRedJed
7/11/2008, 03:34 PM
No, I mean my jokes literally don't get much funnier. And that one wasn't very funny.
mdklatt
7/11/2008, 03:37 PM
No, I mean my jokes literally don't get much funnier. And that one wasn't very funny.

I thought it was pretty funny. But mine is still funnier for those that get it. ;)
soonerinabilene
7/11/2008, 03:43 PM
You're gonna **** your eye out!!
http://carpefactum.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/01/christmas_story_ralphie.jpg