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Jerk
7/8/2008, 08:43 PM
...last night. They drove it all around town, parked it in a field, and burned it to the ground.

What idiots. It probably had a full tank of Diesel, too.

We have trackers in all trucks, so the company knows exactly where, what time, and what speed it went.

My vote is for deranged and angry ex-employee, but that is mere speculation.

I KNEW there was a reason we shouldn't have bought those trucks with automatic transmissions. Any jack-*** can drive one if they can figure out how to release the breaks...which, really isn't rocket science.

tbl
7/8/2008, 08:54 PM
I vote for teenager with bad parents...

Jerk
7/8/2008, 08:59 PM
I vote for teenager with bad parents...

Yeah, you're probably right.

A group of them.

OUDoc
7/8/2008, 09:10 PM
We have a poster named "mixer!".
Coincidence?

Turd_Ferguson
7/8/2008, 09:11 PM
I vote for a disgruntled customer paying for a 4 yrd minimum of concrick, when he only needed 2.

Hamhock
7/9/2008, 08:29 AM
...last night. They drove it all around town, parked it in a field, and burned it to the ground.

What idiots. It probably had a full tank of Diesel, too.

We have trackers in all trucks, so the company knows exactly where, what time, and what speed it went.

My vote is for deranged and angry ex-employee, but that is mere speculation.

I KNEW there was a reason we shouldn't have bought those trucks with automatic transmissions. Any jack-*** can drive one if they can figure out how to release the breaks...which, really isn't rocket science.

too bad it wasn't a flying dickwheel. they don't need trucks.

kbsooner21
7/9/2008, 09:12 AM
too bad it wasn't a flying dickwheel. they don't need trucks.

:D

GrapevineSooner
7/9/2008, 09:13 AM
too bad it wasn't a flying dickwheel. they don't need trucks.

New nickname for your NBA team?

12
7/9/2008, 09:35 AM
Really, who among us hasn't done this at least once?

tulsaoilerfan
7/9/2008, 10:59 AM
Could it have been a drunk current employee?

LoyalFan
7/9/2008, 12:57 PM
Could it have been a drunk current employee?


Yeah, and one who likes to live on the edge. You know; Does stuff and then tantalizes the lawmen by posting suggestively on some forum, maybe even here.
We need to band together, cleverly smoke him out, and put the brakes on him.
Rilly!

LF

Boomer.....
7/9/2008, 04:31 PM
Could it have been a drunk current employee?

Sounds like Superbad.