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soonerspudman
7/6/2008, 02:01 PM
Looks good in print, let's see you prove it on the field boys...


Blue and Gold Illustrated reports that Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis, coming off a 3-9 season, is "privately projecting anywhere from nine to 12 victories this year." "The only regular-season game in which Notre Dame figures to be a serious underdog is the finale at USC, so Weis could conceivably have an 11-0 team heading out there if everything comes together. At that point, anything's possible."

JLEW1818
7/6/2008, 03:04 PM
12 victories ? hahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahh ahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha

goingoneight
7/6/2008, 03:45 PM
:stunned: butt thay dont evin hav teh werldz most pawrful offenze lik we doo i sware this iz teh yeer we beat uo :stunned:

soonerboy_odanorth
7/7/2008, 01:34 AM
Ummmm....

Clausen is their QB.

I think I have just scientifically proven they have no more than 8 wins in them this year.

One of my fav quotes from the pre-season rags this year is him saying "you can't just yell at guys 'cause they'll quit on you...."

Mmmmm hnn.

Lots of great chemistry going on there I'll guess.

Harry Beanbag
7/7/2008, 07:42 AM
They do have an easy schedule, but they suck.


September 6 San Diego State (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=21)
September 13 Michigan (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=130)
September 20 at Michigan State (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=127)
September 27 Purdue (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=2509)
October 4 Stanford (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=24)
October 11 at North Carolina (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=153)
October 25 at Washington (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=264)
November 1 Pittsburgh (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=221)
November 8 at Boston College (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=103)
November 15 at Navy (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=2426)
November 22 Syracuse (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=183)
November 29 at USC (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=30)

Bone
7/7/2008, 08:19 AM
I'm thinking 3-4 losses total.

Jason White's Third Knee
7/7/2008, 09:33 AM
Damn. Can we get a schedule like that? Mich has a new coach. Purdue might give them trouble. USC looks like a loss, but they should wim all of the other games.

RedstickSooner
7/7/2008, 10:33 AM
Damn. Can we get a schedule like that? Mich has a new coach. Purdue might give them trouble. USC looks like a loss, but they should wim all of the other games.

Why yes, yes we can.

All we need to do is join the Medium-10 to 11.

If we were in that stupid effing conference, we'd have played for, like, 6 national championships under Stoops. Instead of a "mere" 3.

Might've even won a couple more, given that we'd be a lot less banged up.

Say what you will about the rest of college football -- the Big 10 is just plain awful.

BudSooner
7/7/2008, 11:07 AM
4-8, they pull off an "upset?" at BC.

Case closed, no tapes for fat boy to evaluate his offense against.

Eat a Big Mac you tubbo.

swardboy
7/7/2008, 12:01 PM
Must be July.....

BermudaSooner
7/7/2008, 12:10 PM
Washington has OU and ND at home this year. Wonder when the last team to schedule those two OOC and at home was, if ever.

sooner94
7/7/2008, 01:29 PM
Blue and Gold Illustrated reports that Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis, coming off a 3-9 season, is "privately projecting anywhere from nine to 12 donuts each morning this year."

I fixed the typo from Blue and Gold Illustrated.