Ciao for a while

[C&CDean]

Off to Bermuda in the morning. Heading out now to work the cows (fly treatment) and get em' in the belly deep grass on the back pasture before we head out.

You knuckleheads behave and have a good time blowing **** up on the 4th. If they have a computer on the boat I'll check in. Or not. Depends on how bored I am.

[StoopTroup]

Have a nice trip Dean.

[OU-HSV]

Sounds fun. Have a few exotic drinks for us

[JohnnyMack]

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!!!

[Bone]

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!!!

Is that from "Clerks"?

[colleyvillesooner]

Yes

[JohnnyMack]

Oh, didn't know that.

[Lott's Bandana]

Off to Bermuda in the morning. Heading out now to work the cows (fly treatment) and get em' in the belly deep grass on the back pasture before we head out.

You knuckleheads behave and have a good time blowing **** up on the 4th. If they have a computer on the boat I'll check in. Or not. Depends on how bored I am.

Take lotsa pics! That southwest channel is SKIN-NY, but the view of the crayola colored houses is tremendous...


"Belly deep grass", "blowing ****"

Is that code for HippyBoy?

[OU4LIFE]

be safe Deaner.

[StoopTroup]

Does using the word "Ciao" make you teh ghey? ;)

[JohnnyMack]

No, but him wearing VK's stiletto **** me pumps while he mows his lawn does.

[M]

Have fun! Maybe you can even out the farmer tan. :P

[Okla-homey]

Have a blast. I love that place. All the beauty of the Carribbean with none of the squallor. And you don't even have to change your money.

[yermom]

Take lotsa pics! That southwest channel is SKIN-NY, but the view of the crayola colored houses is tremendous...


"Belly deep grass", "blowing ****"

Is that code for HippyBoy?

:mad:

[OU4LIFE]

No, but him wearing VK's stiletto **** me pumps while he mows his lawn does.

they're good for aerating the yard.

[frankensooner]

I hope you don't mind if a fake man wishes you well on your trip.

[soonerbrat]

i seriously doubt he'll get bored enough to check in here

[r5TPsooner]

I thought that Bermuda was a queer vacation spot?

[yermom]

it is

[sooner_born_1960]

i seriously doubt he'll get bored enough to check in here
Because there are so man things to do on a boat. Like eat, drink, and...?

[def_lazer_fc]

Because there are so man things to do on a boat. Like eat, drink, and...?

and partay!

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[yermom]

i figured that's the kinda boat he was talking about

[Curly Bill]

I'm gonna tell on all of you when he gets back! :D

[TUSooner]

Get some shorts.

[GottaHavePride]

And some Schwartz.

[soonerboomer93]

brokeback cruises

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'mmina start digging up his backyard...


I'M RICH, BIATCH!!!

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[C&CDean]

Well, I is back. Got delayed all day yesterday between Boston/Dallas, and got home about midnight last night. No luggage (it's been 2 years since I checked luggage - and the ****ers lost it that time too).

The trip was good. We managed to dodge the storm (Bertha), had some good snorkeling (no diving this trip - water was too rough and vis was bad). Great food, cheap booze, and overall a good time. We rented little faggotmobiles on the island (you know, those cute little scooter thingies that Jed digs?) and checked out a lot of out-of-the-way spots. My brother crashed his with his 12-year old son on the back. Pretty nice road rash on their legs, feet, and arms.

Now I gotta vent. We were on a ****ing boat with about 2K people. Out of those 2K, about 1.9999K were from Boston. I cannot even describe the irritation of being trapped with 2K whiney, bitchy, nasally New Englanders is like. "Hey, how about dem Sox?" "Celtics rule baby!" "Wheah? Over theya." And the world's absolute worst blackjack players ever. EVER. I've never seen so many boneheads at one table.

Smoking? Damn near every one of these obnoxious *******s smoked. And of course after getting to Bermuda it was Cubans (yeah right). And the cruise line doesn't have any smoking/non-smoking cabins. You can smoke in any cabin you want, just not in the hallways/restaraunts/etc. - except the casino. Forget about laying by the pool - unless you like breathing the smoke from about 500 inconsiderate fatass yankees who love them some Ted Kennedy. An entire boatload of liberal, pasty, fat, obnoxious, unhealthy *******s.

I also learned to never sit up front during any of the comedy shows. I got drug up on stage and ended up being Toto the dog from the Wizard of Oz in one of their bits. The only redeeming thing about it was getting petted on the head by some hot chick who was Dorothy.

Overall it was OK, but I still much prefer flying to an island and spending a week there rather than spending half your trip or more bobbing around on the ocean. One thing for sure - I'd never do one out of Boston again. I hate that accent with a passion.

Also, if you're prone to seasickness I'd highly suggest the little chewable tablets they pass out on the boat. I don't get seasick, but my wife does. Those tablets worked great.

And nobody did any digging in the yard. I know this because there weren't any corpses laying out there when I got home last night.

[sooneron]

I also learned to never sit up front during any of the comedy shows. I got drug up on stage and ended up being Toto the dog from the Wizard of Oz in one of their bits. The only redeeming thing about it was getting petted on the head by some hot chick who was Dorothy.


You owe me one computer screen.

[Curly Bill]

The only redeeming thing about it was getting petted on the head by some hot chick who was Dorothy.


Pictures?

[OU4LIFE]

Welcome back Dean.

Yankees suck and stuff.

[StoopTroup]

Berry Tramel wants to have lunch with you.

[StoopTroup]

At Super Bowl XXXVI in New Orleans I got the Honor to sit with quite a few New England Fans. Many of them where 1st responders to the 911 attacks. I got to talk with one guy in particular who was a Boston Fire Fighter and after the game I found him outside the SuperDome. He was happy they won...but seriously drunk and on his own. He had his Fire Fighter Credentials with him. As I was with other folks I needed to go but felt the need to help this guy who obviously had been changed forever. I found a New Orleans Cop who was near and talked with him for a second and asked if he could help the guy get Home safe as I didn't want to see the guy end up in the pokey.

The New Orleans COP did as The Boston Fire Fighter wrote to me later to thank me for my kindness.

So...they ain't all bad Deano...

But...I will take your advice on a cruise out of Boston. They can be a handful. I can't imagine 2000 of them like him...lol

[C&CDean]

At Super Bowl XXXVI in New Orleans I got the Honor to sit with quite a few New England Fans. Many of them where 1st responders to the 911 attacks. I got to talk with one guy in particular who was a Boston Fire Fighter and after the game I found him outside the SuperDome. He was happy they won...but seriously drunk and on his own. He had his Fire Fighter Credentials with him. As I was with other folks I needed to go but felt the need to help this guy who obviously had been changed forever. I found a New Orleans Cop who was near and talked with him for a second and asked if he could help the guy get Home safe as I didn't want to see the guy end up in the pokey.

The New Orleans COP did as The Boston Fire Fighter wrote to me later to thank me for my kindness.

So...they ain't all bad Deano...

But...I will take your advice on a cruise out of Boston. They can be a handful. I can't imagine 2000 of them like him...lol

The women were the worst. They were all drinking those blue/pink/green/yellow frozen drinks in the tall souvenier glasses and chain smoking those skinny little Vagina Slime cigarettes. Nothing on God's green earth is less attractive than a fat, white, ugly, nasally female New Englander in a 2-piece bathing suit who's had a snoot full of cheap likker.

[StoopTroup]

The women were the worst. They were all drinking those blue/pink/green/yellow frozen drinks in the tall souvenier glasses and chain smoking those skinny little Vagina Slime cigarettes. Nothing on God's green earth is less attractive than a fat, white, ugly, nasally female New Englander in a 2-piece bathing suit who's had a snoot full of cheap likker.

Surely you took some pics...lol :D :pop:

[King Crimson]

people used to complain about all the Californians moving to Colorado/Boulder....but there's no doubt in my mind the New Englanders are the real scourge. talk about bitchy chicks. and with the recent success of the Pats , Celtics, and Red Sox....they crawl out of the woodwork like roaches.

[StoopTroup]

I know many of you have spent time in Florida....

Anyone who has no what happens down there...

The northern influx is sickening when you run into one of their businesses.

I'm surprised many of them don't get burned to the ground.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

So why did you decide to go with a bunch of Taxachussetts folks? Massochism?

[C&CDean]

So why did you decide to go with a bunch of Taxachussetts folks? Massochism?

Nope. My mom scheduled this cruise a year or so ago. Her and pop were married in Bermuda in 1953, my oldest sister was born there in 1954, and while we were there, my oldest niece got married. My pop is getting pretty ragged, and mom wanted to do something to get us all together and show us where it all started. Bermuda is a pretty cool place all things considered.

You can't rent a car, only fagcycles. The traffic/roads are terrible, but overall a very clean place. And the people there are the best. We spent time at some of my folks' friends houses in St. Georges, and were treated like royalty. Everybody was polite, helpful, and we never once felt that "he's trying to rip us off" feeling you get in most islands/border towns/tourist traps.

After my brother wrecked the scooter, the ambulance driver checks out his son's foot, and goes "nothing is broken, I will clean it up and bandage it for nothing, but if I put him in the ambulance it will cost you a lot." He called the scooter company and they just said "leave the scooter on the sidewalk, we will pick it up." Later that day I rode to the shop and they refunded his money. They offered another scooter or a refund without hesitation.

[TexasLidig8r]

The "allure" of a cruise ship has always eluded me. Being cooped up on a boat, no matter how big, with people you are going to see every day, with no change in scenery, bouncing along the waves has always struck me as meh.

Give me a tropical island where I can come and go as I please, sand under my feet, any day.

[C&CDean]

The "allure" of a cruise ship has always eluded me. Being cooped up on a boat, no matter how big, with people you are going to see every day, with no change in scenery, bouncing along the waves has always struck me as meh.

Give me a tropical island where I can come and go as I please, sand under my feet, any day.

You would have loved our cruise director. His name was "Fith" and he was without a question the most homosexual person I've ever seen. Every time he started his announcements we would all crack up. "Hello, this is Fith your cruise director....yay!!! We've got all kinds of really really fun stuff planned for today....yay!! Bingo, Full Impact Comedy, and the Norwegian Dream show band in the Stardust Lounge....yay!! It's going to be tho much fun....yay!!" And if you watched him doing the announcements he would kick one foot up behind him, do the whole limp wrist thing, and put a hand on his hip when he said "yay!!" All the fat ugly housewives dug the hell out of him. Well them and the young male dancers and actors in the entertainment crew.

The best thing about this cruise was that the boat docked for 4 days in one place and you just used it as your hotel during that time. For my money, it's a jet to the island, then spend your time there doing what you want with who you want.

[BigRedJed]

Yay!

[BigRedJed]

Sorry, I'm listening to the Pet Shop Boys and got a little carried away.

[StoopTroup]

I know I would have got drunk and called him "Philth".