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Czar Soonerov
6/30/2008, 10:34 PM
Man parked outside Fort Pierce Community Center charged with lewd exhibition

FORT PIERCE — A 41-year-old man who told police he was just “relaxing” with his pants undone at the Fort Pierce Community Center was arrested and charged Saturday with lewd or lascivious exhibition/masturbation.

Fort Pierce Police officers saw Nicodeme Petion sitting in the driver’s seat with his pants open, belt unbuckled with a sock over his genital area, according to a police report. Before police contact with Petion, a family with young children walked past his 1994 green Chevy Caprice and the mother looked inside the car and quickly ran over and picked up her child to escort them pass Petion’s vehicle, according to a police report.

Petion told officers he was “just relaxing in the park” and that his pants were open because he was “hot,” according to a police report.

Also, officers found a black and red book bag with 11 condoms, a pamphlet on STD awareness, Latina babes pornographic magazine, two white ankle socks and one black sock with possible seminal secretions.

Also, Petion was cited for driving while his license was suspended

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/jun/30/man-parked-outside-fort-pierce-community-center-ch/

tommieharris91
6/30/2008, 11:05 PM
I wanna relax in the park like that. Err...

Frozen Sooner
6/30/2008, 11:19 PM
Jeez, man, you gotta use a WHITE sock for your secretions.

Soonrboy
6/30/2008, 11:35 PM
11 condoms. At least he was being safe.

Boomer.....
7/1/2008, 07:32 AM
Latina babes, huh.

dolemitesooner
7/1/2008, 02:46 PM
Jeez, man, you gotta use a WHITE sock for your secretions.

:D :D

mxATVracer10
7/1/2008, 03:27 PM
maybe he wanted it to look bigger? :D

BigRedJed
7/1/2008, 03:34 PM
You know what they say about socks... ...once you go black, you never go back.

StoopTroup
7/1/2008, 03:36 PM
Sometimes The Monster needs to breate.

KC//CRIMSON
7/1/2008, 03:39 PM
Poor bastard, it wasn't even a moving violation and he gets his license suspended.


Don't let your dick ruin your life!

Viking Kitten
7/1/2008, 03:45 PM
Confucius say "Man wearing black sock over his genital area feel cocky all day."

StoopTroup
7/1/2008, 03:48 PM
I wonder if when they arrested him, did his feet look something like this when they put him in the squad car? :D


http://chocolatesheep.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/hpim0897.jpg

BigRedJed
7/1/2008, 03:51 PM
http://www.thespoof.com/sitepics/pdi/13407-3143SockPuppet.jpg

StoopTroup
7/1/2008, 03:54 PM
http://www.thespoof.com/sitepics/pdi/13407-3143SockPuppet.jpg

Heh.

B51VVOWtRxc

Maybe he'll be released for the 4th of July...lol

BigRedJed
7/1/2008, 04:00 PM
AyErh8TTBJ0

bri
7/1/2008, 04:02 PM
Confucius say "Man wearing black sock over his genital area feel cocky all day."

Don't you mean "socky"?

StoopTroup
7/1/2008, 04:04 PM
PINEAPPLE!

Viking Kitten
7/1/2008, 04:23 PM
Technically NSFW (http://991.com/newGallery/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers-The-Abbey-Road-EP-89395.jpg)

Animal Mother
7/1/2008, 04:56 PM
I think he was the guy kicked out of the Red Hot Chili Peppers just after they took the cover shot for "The Abbey Road EP".