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soonermix
6/26/2008, 01:21 PM
i get a call that there is free food in one of the training rooms downstairs.
when i get back and start to let people know about it they look at me like i am crazy. but seconds later a lady comes by and says hey free food downstairs then people are sprinting to the door.
i just thought i would share as i sit here confused.
:confused: :confused: :confused:
BillyBall
6/26/2008, 01:24 PM
They all hate you
Boomer.....
6/26/2008, 01:24 PM
Are you crazy?
sooner_born_1960
6/26/2008, 01:40 PM
You better not work in my building. I'm gonna be mad if I missed free food.
Okla-homey
6/26/2008, 01:40 PM
i get a call that there is free food in one of the training rooms downstairs.
when i get back and start to let people know about it they look at me like i am crazy. but seconds later a lady comes by and says hey free food downstairs then people are sprinting to the door.
i just thought i would share as i sit here confused.
:confused: :confused: :confused:

perhaps they were afraid you teabagged the muffins.
soonermix
6/26/2008, 02:10 PM
well to answer all your questions...

1) True
2) yes i am
3) are at 7909 parkwood circle dr. houston tx 77036?
4) i did

but still it was the same free food when the other lady chimed in
sooner_born_1960
6/26/2008, 02:15 PM
OK. I didn't miss free food.
pergdaddy
6/26/2008, 02:36 PM
This can play into a great strategy.


Step by step:

1) Talk to yourself about 20 minutes a day. Spread it out. Throw in some arguing.

2) As people try to talk to you, ignore them. Stare at your monitor. Please make sure monitor is off. keep typing.

3) Buy a poster of Gary Busey and hang it in your cube.


Nobody will now mess with you. EVER.

OR

They thought you were joking. At which point you should have went and loaded up a plate and taken as much as you can. If they don't believe you, they shouldn't get anything.