View Full Version : I need a stick to beat these ladies off.
dolemitesooner
6/25/2008, 02:17 PM
I am like a ****ing 6 magnet now.
If a chick is a 6 or below she is all over me.
A chick today randomly never seen her in my life stopped me this is the convo.
Chick: You walk around her like you own this place.
Me: Thats because I do.
Chick: (laugh) Oh really!! You work here
Me: Yeah I work in blah blha blha on blah blha
Chick: So you live close to here (as she give me a look)
Me: Yeah I live her in Norman. Hey I got to get across the street to handle some stuff. Nice talking to you.
Then I ran
I want to gain my weight back.
My god older woman are ****ing Sexual predators.
I can't handle all the preasure
soonerinabilene
6/25/2008, 02:21 PM
My god older woman are ****ing Sexual predators.
I can't handle all the preasure
shouldnt this be a peem to SSC?
dolemitesooner
6/25/2008, 02:24 PM
Who is SSC
Hamhock
6/25/2008, 02:25 PM
a 6 is over halfway.
Viking Kitten
6/25/2008, 02:26 PM
Hey Doleo, want some candy? I've got some in my van.
SteelClip49
6/25/2008, 02:26 PM
sooner storm chaser.
And how hard is it to spell...H E R E ?
dolemitesooner
6/25/2008, 02:29 PM
Hey Doleo, want some candy? I've got some in my van.
I don't wanna die:(
NormanPride
6/25/2008, 02:29 PM
About as hard as it is to spell any of the words in your handle? ;)
dolemitesooner
6/25/2008, 02:30 PM
sooner storm chaser.
And how hard is it to spell...H E R E ?
****ing tough dude.
r5TPsooner
6/25/2008, 02:32 PM
beat off.... heh.
Howzit
6/25/2008, 02:33 PM
I bet it's the way doleo undulates his hips when he talks to them.
dolemitesooner
6/25/2008, 02:34 PM
I bet it's the way doleo undulates his hips when he talks to them.
LMAO:D
yermom
6/25/2008, 02:52 PM
Hey Doleo, want some candy? I've got some in my van.
don't do it. you'll be next in the garbage disposal :eek:
soonermix
6/25/2008, 02:52 PM
2 6's is a 12 thats hawt
6's have 8's and 9's for friends, doleo.
dolemitesooner
6/25/2008, 03:18 PM
6's have 8's and 9's for friends, doleo.Hey I will get after a 6.
**** if its moist a 2
I am just saying I cant handle all the preasure.
I need to be drunk to do this ****
yermom
6/25/2008, 03:21 PM
i'd advise against that :D
dolemitesooner
6/25/2008, 03:23 PM
i'd advise against that :D**** you might as well tell everyone now.:D
Scott D
6/25/2008, 03:27 PM
so much for being nice beyonce.
dolemitesooner
6/25/2008, 03:29 PM
at what point was I not nice?
yermom
6/25/2008, 03:29 PM
6's have feelings too
(i'm thinking he meant 60 year-olds anyway)
this thread makes me want to undulate.
yermom
6/25/2008, 03:33 PM
go on...
Howzit
6/25/2008, 03:34 PM
this thread makes me want to undulate.
doleo will beat you with his stick.
Howzit
6/25/2008, 03:35 PM
Hey I will get after a 6.
I am just saying I cant handle all the preasure.
doleo's Japanese?
Scott D
6/25/2008, 03:36 PM
at what point was I not nice?
yermom will back me up on that.
are you sure those "girls" are not trannys?
SoonerStormchaser
6/25/2008, 03:48 PM
Who is SSC
Hi there, we might have never met, as I'm completely new around these parts.
My god older woman are ****ing Sexual predators.
I can't handle all the preasure
I would answer this question, but my woman is calling for me and is about to rip my clothes off and throw me down onto the bed for wild afternoon secks... ;)
Taxman71
6/25/2008, 03:57 PM
Mystery solved.....all the 6's are still hot and bothered after seeing the guy from Queer Eye.
http://www.zooamp.com/assets/images/TRUE-COLORS-POS-A.jpg
dolemitesooner
6/25/2008, 04:18 PM
this thread makes me want to undulate.
See I told you guys.
I have a power.
(Now I just need to find out if M is a 6 or lower, all I have seen is glimpses:D )
dolemitesooner
6/25/2008, 04:19 PM
doleo will beat you with his stick.
She would like that to much:cool:
Frozen Sooner
6/25/2008, 05:36 PM
Sex with a 6 is better than sex with your 5. Just sayin'.
dolemitesooner
6/25/2008, 05:43 PM
Sex with a 6 is better than sex with your 5. Just sayin'.
TRUE
jkjsooner
6/25/2008, 09:04 PM
I am like a ****ing 6 magnet now.
If a chick is a 6 or below she is all over me.
A chick today randomly never seen her in my life stopped me this is the convo.
Chick: You walk around her like you own this place.
Me: Thats because I do.
Chick: (laugh) Oh really!! You work here
Me: Yeah I work in blah blha blha on blah blha
Chick: So you live close to here (as she give me a look)
Me: Yeah I live her in Norman. Hey I got to get across the street to handle some stuff. Nice talking to you.
Then I ran
I want to gain my weight back.
My god older woman are ****ing Sexual predators.
I can't handle all the preasure
Find some pics of some random six's and post them. I need evidence to determine whether or not you made the right move.
yermom
6/25/2008, 09:26 PM
that and his "6" may be a 4 or so on my scale :D
bluedogok
6/25/2008, 09:28 PM
I need a stick to beat these ladies off.
I think Christie's Toy Box may have those kinds of "sticks" since it seems yours won't do the job :D
LoyalFan
6/26/2008, 03:07 AM
6's have FEELINGS too
(i'm thinking he meant 60 year-olds anyway)
"Feeeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings, whoa-oh-oh, feeeeeeeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiiiiiings."
(Recently adopted as the Official Anthem of The Hispanic Dentists Society.)
El Eff
LoyalFan
6/26/2008, 03:10 AM
this thread makes me want to undulate.
OK. Go the heck ahead, at least until you ululate, then it's gotta stop!
You'll hurtcherself.
LF
olevetonahill
6/26/2008, 05:02 AM
**** you might as well tell everyone now.:D
We are waitin Yermom .:D
olevetonahill
6/26/2008, 05:05 AM
Hi there, we might have never met, as I'm completely new around these parts.
I would answer this question, but my woman is calling for me and is about to rip my clothes off and throw me down onto the bed for wild afternoon secks... ;)
That took all of 6 seconds right ?
:rolleyes:
yermom
6/26/2008, 09:49 AM
We are waitin Yermom .:D
i'll leave that to him, he's already posted a bit about it :D
dolemitesooner
6/26/2008, 10:45 AM
Which story you talking about.
The one where I ****ed the bed after getting blackout drunk
The one where I was caught making mr. happy ...happy by a roomamte
or one day late when I brought some girl home and I could not preform?
yermom
6/26/2008, 10:48 AM
so many choices...
i was just making a broad generalization on not drinking and womanizing :D
dolemitesooner
6/26/2008, 10:58 AM
so many choices...
i was just making a broad generalization on not drinking and womanizing :DIOh yeah
I seem to not be so slick when I drink A LOT
dolemitesooner
6/26/2008, 11:00 AM
so many choices...
i was just making a broad generalization on not drinking and womanizing :D
Oh I forgot drinking a lot and hooking up with an old family freind/ babbysitter :eek: I am a bad person when I drink.
I love woman when I am sober
BUT I REALLY LOVE WOMAN WHEN I AM DRUNK
Oh and thats when 4's turn into 6's:D
dolemitesooner
6/26/2008, 11:42 AM
so many choices...
i was just making a broad generalization on not drinking and womanizing :D
Do I have it now?
yermom
6/26/2008, 11:57 AM
an excuse to never drink again?
i think so ;)
dolemitesooner
6/26/2008, 12:49 PM
an excuse to never drink again?
i think so ;)
**** THAT
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