I need a stick to beat these ladies off.

[dolemitesooner]

I am like a ****ing 6 magnet now.

If a chick is a 6 or below she is all over me.

A chick today randomly never seen her in my life stopped me this is the convo.


Chick: You walk around her like you own this place.

Me: Thats because I do.

Chick: (laugh) Oh really!! You work here

Me: Yeah I work in blah blha blha on blah blha

Chick: So you live close to here (as she give me a look)

Me: Yeah I live her in Norman. Hey I got to get across the street to handle some stuff. Nice talking to you.

Then I ran

I want to gain my weight back.

My god older woman are ****ing Sexual predators.
I can't handle all the preasure

[soonerinabilene]

My god older woman are ****ing Sexual predators.
I can't handle all the preasure

shouldnt this be a peem to SSC?

[dolemitesooner]

Who is SSC

[Hamhock]

a 6 is over halfway.

[Viking Kitten]

Hey Doleo, want some candy? I've got some in my van.

[SteelClip49]

sooner storm chaser.

And how hard is it to spell...H E R E ?

[dolemitesooner]

Hey Doleo, want some candy? I've got some in my van.
I don't wanna die:(

[NormanPride]

About as hard as it is to spell any of the words in your handle? ;)

[dolemitesooner]

sooner storm chaser.

And how hard is it to spell...H E R E ?

****ing tough dude.

[r5TPsooner]

beat off.... heh.

[Howzit]

I bet it's the way doleo undulates his hips when he talks to them.

[dolemitesooner]

I bet it's the way doleo undulates his hips when he talks to them.

LMAO:D

[yermom]

Hey Doleo, want some candy? I've got some in my van.

don't do it. you'll be next in the garbage disposal :eek:

[soonermix]

2 6's is a 12 thats hawt

[OUDoc]

6's have 8's and 9's for friends, doleo.

[dolemitesooner]

6's have 8's and 9's for friends, doleo.Hey I will get after a 6.

**** if its moist a 2

I am just saying I cant handle all the preasure.

I need to be drunk to do this ****

[yermom]

i'd advise against that :D

[dolemitesooner]

i'd advise against that :D**** you might as well tell everyone now.:D

[Scott D]

so much for being nice beyonce.

[dolemitesooner]

at what point was I not nice?

[yermom]

6's have feelings too

(i'm thinking he meant 60 year-olds anyway)

[M]

this thread makes me want to undulate.

[yermom]

go on...

[Howzit]

this thread makes me want to undulate.

doleo will beat you with his stick.

[Howzit]

Hey I will get after a 6.


I am just saying I cant handle all the preasure.



doleo's Japanese?

[Scott D]

at what point was I not nice?

yermom will back me up on that.

[Whet]

are you sure those "girls" are not trannys?

[SoonerStormchaser]

Who is SSC

Hi there, we might have never met, as I'm completely new around these parts.



My god older woman are ****ing Sexual predators.
I can't handle all the preasure

I would answer this question, but my woman is calling for me and is about to rip my clothes off and throw me down onto the bed for wild afternoon secks... ;)

[Taxman71]

Mystery solved.....all the 6's are still hot and bothered after seeing the guy from Queer Eye.

http://www.zooamp.com/assets/images/TRUE-COLORS-POS-A.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

this thread makes me want to undulate.
See I told you guys.

I have a power.

(Now I just need to find out if M is a 6 or lower, all I have seen is glimpses:D )

[dolemitesooner]

doleo will beat you with his stick.
She would like that to much:cool:

[Frozen Sooner]

Sex with a 6 is better than sex with your 5. Just sayin'.

[dolemitesooner]

Sex with a 6 is better than sex with your 5. Just sayin'.

TRUE

[jkjsooner]

I am like a ****ing 6 magnet now.

If a chick is a 6 or below she is all over me.

A chick today randomly never seen her in my life stopped me this is the convo.


Chick: You walk around her like you own this place.

Me: Thats because I do.

Chick: (laugh) Oh really!! You work here

Me: Yeah I work in blah blha blha on blah blha

Chick: So you live close to here (as she give me a look)

Me: Yeah I live her in Norman. Hey I got to get across the street to handle some stuff. Nice talking to you.

Then I ran

I want to gain my weight back.

My god older woman are ****ing Sexual predators.
I can't handle all the preasure


Find some pics of some random six's and post them. I need evidence to determine whether or not you made the right move.

[yermom]

that and his "6" may be a 4 or so on my scale :D

[bluedogok]

I need a stick to beat these ladies off.
I think Christie's Toy Box may have those kinds of "sticks" since it seems yours won't do the job :D

[LoyalFan]

6's have FEELINGS too

(i'm thinking he meant 60 year-olds anyway)

"Feeeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings, whoa-oh-oh, feeeeeeeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiiiiiings."
(Recently adopted as the Official Anthem of The Hispanic Dentists Society.)

El Eff

[LoyalFan]

this thread makes me want to undulate.

OK. Go the heck ahead, at least until you ululate, then it's gotta stop!
You'll hurtcherself.

LF

[olevetonahill]

**** you might as well tell everyone now.:D

We are waitin Yermom .:D

[olevetonahill]

Hi there, we might have never met, as I'm completely new around these parts.




I would answer this question, but my woman is calling for me and is about to rip my clothes off and throw me down onto the bed for wild afternoon secks... ;)

That took all of 6 seconds right ?
:rolleyes:

[yermom]

We are waitin Yermom .:D

i'll leave that to him, he's already posted a bit about it :D

[dolemitesooner]

Which story you talking about.

The one where I ****ed the bed after getting blackout drunk

The one where I was caught making mr. happy ...happy by a roomamte

or one day late when I brought some girl home and I could not preform?

[yermom]

so many choices...

i was just making a broad generalization on not drinking and womanizing :D

[dolemitesooner]

so many choices...

i was just making a broad generalization on not drinking and womanizing :DIOh yeah

I seem to not be so slick when I drink A LOT

[dolemitesooner]

so many choices...

i was just making a broad generalization on not drinking and womanizing :D

Oh I forgot drinking a lot and hooking up with an old family freind/ babbysitter :eek: I am a bad person when I drink.

I love woman when I am sober

BUT I REALLY LOVE WOMAN WHEN I AM DRUNK


Oh and thats when 4's turn into 6's:D

[dolemitesooner]

so many choices...

i was just making a broad generalization on not drinking and womanizing :D

Do I have it now?

[yermom]

an excuse to never drink again?

i think so ;)

[dolemitesooner]

an excuse to never drink again?

i think so ;)
**** THAT