So, I am going to CPR/AED training this PM, Any suggestions?

[frankensooner]

I wish it started at noon and ran to four instead of one to five.



I would also like to ask for real live volunteers so I can get a good feel for using the AED. tia

[soonerinabilene]

when they make ya'll buddy up, pick the hot chick. YWIA.

[OUDoc]

CLEAR!

[frankensooner]

Now when you use the AED, do you have to wet the sponge before you put it on the victim, I mean patient's head?

[olevetonahill]

I thot he said IED :eek:

[Tulsa_Fireman]

A good seal while delivering mouth to mouth, contrary to popular opinion, does NOT involve tongue.

[sooner_born_1960]

Of course you need to wet it. Haven't you seen The Green Mile?

[olevetonahill]

A good seal while delivering mouth to mouth, contrary to popular opinion, does NOT involve tongue.

Does if its a Hawt chick
just sayin

[frankensooner]

A good seal while delivering mouth to mouth, contrary to popular opinion, does NOT involve tongue.

Even if I "Buddy up" with a hottie as suggested?

[frankensooner]

Dang you Olevet, you beat me to the punch line! ;)

[Tulsa_Fireman]

On completion of the first round of CPR, it is not advisable to smoke a cigarette and ask the patient, "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

[olevetonahill]

Even if I "Buddy up" with a hottie as suggested?

If Its a Hottie . then Tounge is the ONLY way .
;)

[Tulsa_Fireman]

After analyzing the heart rhythm of the patient with the automated external defibrillator, it is not in the best interests of the patient for you place a lightbulb in the patient's mouth and yell, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Contrary to popular opinion, The Shocker is not a medically validated way to determine a patient's level of consciousness. Neither are Titty Twisters, Wet Willies, Trouser Coughs to the face (including Brown Noses), or Sack Battery.

[frankensooner]

Tulsa Fireman, I think I am going to print out all of your pointers and take them with me to training. This stuff is great, keep em coming! I think I will be the best student today!

[olevetonahill]

Tulsa Fireman, I think I am going to print out all of your pointers and take them with me to training. This stuff is great, keep em coming! I think I will be the best student today!

I think Hes been on the Recieving End Of most of those :D

[Tulsa_Fireman]

The Head-Tilt, Chin-Lift method for opening the patient's airway was originally developed in San Francisco at a gay pride rally for proper ball placement on one's chin. Such use is no longer recommended and not appropriate for patient care.

[soonerinabilene]

"Micheal Squintz Palladoras walked a little bit taller that day. He'd kissed a woman. He'd kissed her long, and good."
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/lefthandedbass/squints.jpg

[Condescending Sooner]

If using a CPR dummy, it is even more important to not use tongue whilst delivering the breaths of life.

[soonermix]

cpr does not need to be administered naked...
but i hear it helps.

[12]

Do they still use Annie (http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1747638/2/istockphoto_1747638_listening_for_a_heartbeat.jpg) or have they graduated to Real Doll?

[frankensooner]

Well, if anyone should be needing cpr, just post on the message board and I will come running. I of course scored 100% on the test! ;)

[sooner_born_1960]

I've come to the realization that is is far more important that the people working around me be trained, than it is that I be trained.

[OUstudent4life]

Don't forget to yell "DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMMIT!" after giving the 2nd rescue breath.

Shaking fists towards the heavens is optional. It's a higher-level move, but you've got to keep the timing right.

[frankensooner]

I just hope in the heat of the moment, I remember to clamp off the nose. Our dummies had hard plastic noses and I had to put my finger across the nostril, I don't know if that will work on a real live person, well besides keeping them from sneezing.

[SoonerJack]

Resusci-Annie....ick.

[olevetonahill]

Well, if anyone should be needing cpr, just post on the message board and I will come running. I of course scored 100% on the test! ;)

Are you a Hawt Chick ?

[frankensooner]

Neither hawt nor a chick! ;)