Open Letter to Jose Valverde

[GrapevineSooner]

I hope you suffer a muscle tear in your arm the next time you engage in that ridiculous save celebration. You're team is still far under .500 and you're hardly a dominating closer.

Quit looking like a moron out on the mound.

[tommieharris91]

I hope he does too, but that's because he's pretty good and it would hurt the Astros.

What? The Astros are in last place right now...?