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Viking Kitten
6/24/2008, 05:04 PM
Somebody please smack this bitch. (http://cgi.ebay.com/BE-A-BRIDESMAID-IN-MY-WEDDING_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ1468QQihZ020QQi temZ300234889876QQrdZ1)




You are bidding on an opening to be a bridesmaid in my wedding party on April 19, 2009 in Virginia Beach, Virginia.


Have you ever wanted to be in a wedding and never been asked? Here is your opportunity! I am trying to fund my dream wedding and this is a chance for you to help me and participate in my "big day"
A little info about me:

I am a budding hairstylist and my fiance is a roofer. We have a beautiful 1 year old daughter. As most of you know times are tough and I simply cannot afford the wedding of my dreams. I have always fantasized about my wedding day. While other children would say they wanted to be a teacher or singer when they grew up, I would always say that I wanted to be a beautiful bride!


I hope like hell some uglyass old drag queen wins this auction for the mimimun bid and ruins this spoiled, self-centered little ho's "big day."
Bone
6/24/2008, 05:05 PM
I agree. Hairstylist and roofer, not married, with a 1-year old kid? Sounds like WT to me.
JohnnyMack
6/24/2008, 05:09 PM
I just bid $60,000,000.

I do hope I win.
royalfan5
6/24/2008, 05:13 PM
Stuff like this is why I am considering only dating divorcee's from now on.
JohnnyMack
6/24/2008, 05:14 PM
Someone with an eBay account log in and bid 30 or so million, push it up so they see it. Unless you have the stones to outbid me.
Viking Kitten
6/24/2008, 05:21 PM
What's the over/under on how long the marriage lasts?

http://i2.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/f8/6c/ddc4_1.JPG

Option A: Roofer boy gets sicks and tired of the demanding yainch

Option B: Budding hairstylist decides her ***** is worth more than the bank some lowly manual laborer brings in.

Two years maybe? Too long?
royalfan5
6/24/2008, 05:24 PM
I'll say 15 months. I'm hoping that they manage to have their child as flower girl or something for that little extra touch.
Scott D
6/24/2008, 06:27 PM
I hope the poor sumbitch enjoys raising my child ;)
tommieharris91
6/24/2008, 06:41 PM
Haha, someone would waste $800 on this.
olevetonahill
6/24/2008, 07:17 PM
Haha, someone would waste $800 on this.

Sicem would !
JohnnyMack
6/24/2008, 10:16 PM
Haha, someone would waste $800 on this.

OK, srsly. That is my high bid. I entered a bid of $60,000,000 with an old ebay userid I don't use much any more. Someone has to have an ebay user id? If you do, enter 50,000,000 or so, let's **** with these peeps.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/24/2008, 10:46 PM
It's up to $3050 now.
soonerboy_odanorth
6/25/2008, 12:43 AM
It's up to $3050 now.


We're done. Assuming said bidder is a U-Nited States of Amuricu bidder....

We're done.

I go to Bora Bora now...

Poisson Crue....

Fishins

Chickin raisins....

a side-o-beef-on-occasion.....

I probably die from low standard of living.... But... it's the South Pacific tropics, after all. None of us gets to live forever, and if that's where you have to die?... Well, then....
SicEmBaylor
6/25/2008, 12:50 AM
Somebody please smack this bitch. (http://cgi.ebay.com/BE-A-BRIDESMAID-IN-MY-WEDDING_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ1468QQihZ020QQi temZ300234889876QQrdZ1)




I hope like hell some uglyass old drag queen wins this auction for the mimimun bid and ruins this spoiled, self-centered little ho's "big day."


I think there's something sweet about that....in a belated shotgun wedding sort of way.
OUDoc
6/25/2008, 08:16 AM
Her mom must be winning this.

Let's find his ex-GF and bid for her to be in the wedding.
JohnnyMack
6/25/2008, 09:25 AM
If one of you idiots doesn't log in and bid I'm going to be very disappointed.

Don't make me do this on my own.
Oldnslo
6/25/2008, 09:52 AM
No. I don't think this auction is in poor taste at all, why do you ask?

I like the juxtaposition of "can't afford the wedding of my dreams" and "we have a 1-year old daughter". Why not just auction off the kid? I guess the pictures of the wedding of her dreams will feature some loser stranger who wanted to be... a bridesmaid? What's the saying, "Always a bride, but never a bridesmaid"? 'cause I know how much women enjoy being bridesmaids. I've heard nothing but positive comments about it.

sheesh.
JohnnyMack
6/25/2008, 10:40 AM
Fine. I fixed it myself.
olevetonahill
6/25/2008, 10:41 AM
Fine. I fixed it myself.

You Da man .
NormanPride
6/25/2008, 11:03 AM
JM is a heartless old man who hates girls being happy! And VK's just mad because the shoes are the bride's choice and she knows that PWT will pick something that doesn't match from payless.
JohnnyMack
6/25/2008, 11:05 AM
Bastards tossed my bids!!!!!!

:mad:
olevetonahill
6/25/2008, 11:10 AM
Bastards tossed my bids!!!!!!

:mad:

I know your Heart broken. WE all know how much you wanted to the Brides maid
NormanPride
6/25/2008, 11:10 AM
Serves you right, you dream-ruiner! Now she can make VK wear these with a pretty egg yolk-yellow dress.

http://riverreeds.com/images/mushu/GreenGreenF.jpg
badger
6/25/2008, 12:04 PM
How much you wanna bet that it's one of their friends trying to ensure that some crazy guy doesn't end up in their friend's wedding?

Meh, there are going to be non-serious bids for this auction. It's like putting a kidney up for auction... you're just asking for fake bids (even if you explicitly state "serious bids only kplzthx."