Question about money laundering

[Penguin]

I'm planning on turning to a life of crime. So, my question is: What detergent works best when laundering money?

[RFH Shakes]

Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0046033/): I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0046033/): Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0046033/): Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): Good point.
Lawrence (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0046033/): Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0046033/): Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): Nothing.
Lawrence (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0046033/): Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): I would relax... I would sit on my *** all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0046033/): Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do ****.

[Beef]

Don't use Leo Getz

[Boomer.....]

I wouldn't! If you get caught they will send you to federal POUND YOU IN THE *** prison.

[Sooner Schemer]

I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.

[OUHOMER]

I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.

"WE", where you get this "WE" stuff. I aint looking nothing up, I am waiting right here until somebody answers

[Chuck Bao]

The stock market is a laundry mat. Dirty money goes in and comes out clean. What'd they teach in business schools these days?

[Frozen Sooner]

I'm planning on turning to a life of crime. So, my question is: What detergent works best when laundering money?

Smurfing is the hardest one to detect.

[Frozen Sooner]

The stock market is a laundry mat. Dirty money goes in and comes out clean. What'd they teach in business schools these days?

That "laundromat" is one word. :)

[Chuck Bao]

That "laundromat" is one word. :)

Moral of the story: Don't trust me with your dirty money. I can't spell laundromat correctly.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

When I lived in Norman they used pizza businesses, not laundromats. Gotta F**k with quarters at the laundromats.

THey set up strip down versions of dominos. I guess some people actually ordered their pizza.

[AlbqSooner]

Smurfing is the hardest one to detect.

True, but smurfing involves too many people. Someone is gonna say something untoward and then turn Gov't. witness.

Be very careful discussing this subject. Fincen has NO sense of humor on money laundering.

[Chuck Bao]

There are many degrees of dirty money.

I often joke that some investors make more money from trading / maniupulating their share prices than their company can actually make in five years. .

But, the whole pizza parlour idea sounds better to me. If you got ill-gotten gains invest in pizza. The rest of us will be too fat to catch on the idea.

[Scott D]

everyone knows the best way to launder money is to befriend a presidential candidate, and become a lobbyist. ;)

[Sooner Schemer]

"WE", where you get this "WE" stuff. I aint looking nothing up, I am waiting right here until somebody answers
How dare you judge me? I mean what are you? You think you're some kind of, like, angel here?
No, you're just this penny-stealing... wanna-be criminal... man.


P.S. While you're waiting, you might want to watch Office Space.

[def_lazer_fc]

i was gonna throw out my office space quote, but it seems i was beaten to it. by many. :(

[def_lazer_fc]

oh what the hell. i need to get to 1000 posts to play games right?

"Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doin' it, because im a big *****....which is why I work at Initech to begin with"

[Hot Rod]

Forget money laundering, I was thinking about taking fractions of a penny and compounding those into one account. It may seem familiar, but it's what they did on Superman III.

[soonermix]

I'm planning on turning to a life of crime. So, my question is: What detergent works best when laundering money?

Tide

[Oldnslo]

Listen to Brother Bao.

Or, just establish a business that loses money.

[OUDoc]

Listen to Brother Bao.

Or, just establish a business that loses money.
Stillwater dental clinic?

[olevetonahill]

Stillwater dental clinic?

Greatness :D