A Question About Dripping and Burning

[Mongo]

say one met and had contact with a woman of questionable hygiene and morals, then several weeks later had some abnormal symptoms going on. what should this person do?

[C&CDean]

Pour gasoline all over it and light it up. It's the only thing that works.

You're welcome.

[dolemitesooner]

say one met and had contact with a woman of questionable hygiene and morals, then several weeks later had some abnormal symptoms going on. what should this person do?
wow....sorry buddy.

I had these concerns one week ago, because of a "meeting" 4 weeks before that, but I AM ALL CLEAR:cool:

[frankensooner]

Well, I would recommend avoiding SicEmEx in the first place, but once whats done is done, you should go see OUDoc so he can laugh at you.

[SoonerJack]

I thought this thread was going to be about a car problem.

[frankensooner]

I thought it was going to be about candles and privates, well that is what a spek message I got once said. ;)

[Mongo]

you people assume I was talking about myself. it's actually a buddy of mine

[Bone]

clap on, clap off...

[tommieharris91]

I thought this thread was going to be about a car problem.

Either you give this board too much credit, or my sense of humor is broken...

[Animal Mother]

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Are you tired of the steady drip...drip...drip.
Of Gonorrhea?
Then Peter Rooter's for you.
Peter Rooter
That's the name.
You just flush your troubles.
Down the Drain.

Rotten Peter
Rotten Peter
Rotten Peter

[soonervegas]

I am familiar with the burning. Dripping has me a little concerned.....

[Oldnslo]

one word:

steel Q-tip

enjoy the test!

[Mongo]

you people and your lack of concern for my friend's possible STD's is alarming.

[StoopTroup]

STD=Stop The Drip?

[Harry Beanbag]

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/boley011/architecture/flamethrower.jpg

[Mongo]

there is no way my buddy will let the doc do that to his junk

[Oldnslo]

If your buddy truly has a dose of The Dose, he's going to be only too happy to do whatever the hell the doctor wants him to do, if only the burning will stop.

[frankensooner]

If your buddy truly has a dose of The Dose, he's going to be only too happy to do whatever the hell the doctor wants him to do, if only the burning will stop.

Ah finally, the voice of exerience! ;)

[Tulsa_Fireman]

This stuff.

http://www.critterridders.com/viper_lg.jpg

You could kill HIV with this stuff.

[OUDoc]

there is no way my buddy will let the doc do that to his junk

You let me do it.

[olevetonahill]

You let me do it.

Aint that divulging patient stuff ? :D

[OUDoc]

Oh, his 'buddy' let me do that stuff.

[frankensooner]

I think this wasn't a HIPPA violation as it wasn't a doctor/patient relationship, more of a s&m bondage thing. :D

[OUDoc]

My lawyer has spoken. No further comments.

[olevetonahill]

I think this wasn't a HIPPA violation as it wasn't a doctor/patient relationship, more of a s&m bondage thing. :D

Long as we understand the rules .;)

[soonerinabilene]

When I played football my freshman year of college, they actually made us get an std test in order to pass the physical. I have no idea what the burn feels like when you actually have something, but if its anything like the first time you take a leak AFTER getting the test, then may God have mercy on your soul.

[Mongo]

whew, my buddy just found out that it was soap that was causing the burning

[Tulsa_Fireman]

IN his weiner?

Why's he washing the inside of his weiner?

[sooner_born_1960]

His friend is anal about cleanliness.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

*Rimshot!*

[frankensooner]

Mongo's "Friend": "Dishwashing detergent?"
Madge: "You're soaking in it!"

[Mjcpr]

Is anyone in this thread mad at Mongo yet?

[Harry Beanbag]

I thought he was banned.

[Dano7198]

WOW !!! Work a lil OT and look at what ya miss out on.... LMAO !!!