Debbie Does Dallas

[Viking Kitten]

A VK recommendation: OKC Metro folk should go see this Carpenter Square Theatre production currently playing at Stage Center. It' s a musical comedy based on the porno flick, so yes it's a little racy. No one gets naked though. It's really funny and the actors all do a great job. Leave the kiddos with a sitter and go enjoy a fun evening supporting live theatre in OKC!

[SoonerInKCMO]

No one gets naked though.


Booooo.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Actually, I read about that in The Gazette and thought it sounded pretty interesting and was bummed I couldn't stick around and see it.

[dolemitesooner]

I would see it.

If I was garunateed a blow job from a cast member.

[SicEmBaylor]

I would see it.

If I was garunateed a blow job from a cast member.

Classy.

[dolemitesooner]

Classy.

Well I would I here thats a lot better than spanking it in a tube sock.

[Curly Bill]

On the one hand you recommend that peeps see this, but on the other say that no one gets nude? How do you reconcile these two statements?

[frankensooner]

Doleo, see if you can get an invite to the "cast" party at the end of the production. You might get your wish.

[Oldnslo]

Ooooh! Mr. Hardwick!

[M]

[Mr. Biddle] Well I know a job you can do, Debbie. [/Mr. Biddle]

[StoopTroup]

My Dad took me to see "Aquarius" the Stage play when it came to Tulsa as an Off-Broadway Production traveling across America.

They all got naked at the end.

I think I was 14 or so at the time.

He also took me to see "Carnal Knowledge" with Ann Margaret when it came out. I liked the way he introduced me to the Birds and the Bees. :D

My Uncle and him had every Playboy ever issued until their Wives found them.

[M]

Hey, if you want to see some nudity, go see Daniel Radcliffe (a.k.a. Harry Potter) in "Equus." :eek:

[StoopTroup]

Hey, if you want to see some nudity, go see Daniel Radcliffe (a.k.a. Harry Potter) in "Equus." :eek:

Nudity without men would be much better IMO.

But to each his or her own. :D

Plus...I'll have to check with the Wife. :D

[Widescreen]

I would see it.

If I was garunateed a blow job from a cast member.

It's a theater production. I'm certain there's someone in the cast who would oblige.

[yermom]

maybe VK can get his number

[dolemitesooner]

It's a theater production. I'm certain there's someone in the cast who would oblige.

Trust me I know I was a Drama kid, and have been in numerous public theatre perfotmancs

[Viking Kitten]

maybe VK can get his number

Oddly enough, my money's on Mr. Hardwick.

[OU4LIFE]

Trust me I know I was a Drama kid

I always wondered how you got to 'Drama Queen'.

Good on you for supporting local theater VK.

[dolemitesooner]

I always wondered how you got to 'Drama Queen'.

Good on you for supporting local theater VK.
:D :D :D :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Viking Kitten]

Heh.

[Oldnslo]

Oddly enough, my money's on Mr. Hardwick.

Your what is on Mr. Hardwick?

[JohnnyMack]

I will admit to having seen Debbie Does Dallas many, many moons ago.

[dolemitesooner]

I will admit to rubbing one out watching it many many times

[NormanPride]

This thread has been way too revealing in some areas.

And, oddly enough, not revealing enough in others.

[royalfan5]

The best part of the movie was the fact during the football scenes, the Middle Linebacker played with out a helmet. (This is not a metaphor, dude wasn't wearing a football helmet)

[Czar Soonerov]

You're what is on Mr. Hardwick?

fixed

[OU4LIFE]

fixed

Welcome, Mr. Hardwick.

[dolemitesooner]

This thread has been way too revealing in some areas.

And, oddly enough, not revealing enough in others.what do you want me to do.

Post a picture of my ****???

[SoonerInKCMO]

NO!

[Viking Kitten]

Sheesh. You guys are a bunch of pervs. You take a thread about hard-working local actors and turn it into a big smut fest.

[Viking Kitten]

Wait...

[soonerbrat]

I would see it.

If I was garunateed a blow job from a cast member.

i think that tall guy would do it.

[M]

i think that tall guy would do it.

I think he proved that when Lisa left him and the other dude alone in the locker room.

[M]

Girls, I think we should put up signs for Teen Services around town that list all the jobs we can do!!!

[dolemitesooner]

Sheesh. You guys are a bunch of pervs. You take a thread about hard-working local actors and turn it into a big smut fest.
I am not really a perv.

I am just open to the world with my sexual needs:D

[dolemitesooner]

Besides the thread is called DEBBIE DOES DALLAS

[dolemitesooner]

NO!Why do you not want to see my Mule.

**** what 4 letter word were you thinking.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Mule.jpg/800px-Mule.jpg

[NormanPride]

:mad:

[Viking Kitten]

Oh... one more thing I should tell you is that is not typical community theatre as far as the talent level of the actors is concerned. Most of them have at least a bachelor's in musical theatre and professional experience. Honestly, I was blown away by the caliber of the performances. Yes. I said "blown" Doleo. :D

[dolemitesooner]

Oh... one more thing I should tell you is that is not typical community theatre as far as the talent level of the actors is concerned. Most of them have at least a bachelor's in musical theatre and professional experience. Honestly, I was blown away by the caliber of the performances. Yes. I said "blown" Doleo. :DYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[soonerbrat]

I am not really a perv.

I am just open to the world with my sexual needs:D

oh stop. all guys are pervs and don't even try to deny it.

[OU4LIFE]

oh stop. all guys are pervs and don't even try to deny it.

what are you wearing?

[Howzit]

oh stop. all guys are pervs and don't even try to deny it.

I can pitcher you typing that and undulating your hips.

But that's just me.

[dolemitesooner]

oh stop. all guys are pervs and don't even try to deny it.

If you will read that again I was not trying to deny it.

By the way....WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

[Howzit]

If you will read that again I was not trying to deny it.

By the way....WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

I can pitcher you typing that and undulating your hips.

But that's just me.

[dolemitesooner]

I can pitcher you typing that and undulating your hips.

But that's just me.

i DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT UNDULATING MEANS.

THEM THERE BIG WORDS:mad:

[Viking Kitten]

I means he wants to see yo bumpz and grindz.

This thread has officially become an orgy. My work here is done.

[dolemitesooner]

Hell if it is we need you, czar and some fresh ripe hookers.

Debbie can't handle this **** alone
However small it may be

[OU4LIFE]

you can't start an orgy and leave, group rules.

go to your room, someone will be there shortly.

[dolemitesooner]

Room ****.

I was hoping for one LARGE room

[Viking Kitten]

you can't start an orgy and leave, group rules.

go to your room, someone will be there shortly.

Shortly? I ain't interested.

[OU4LIFE]

OUT

[Howzit]

I am undulating my hips while reading this thread.

But that's just me.

[dolemitesooner]

I wish I was grinding my hips right now :mad:

[Animal Mother]

On the one hand you recommend that peeps see this, but on the other say that no one gets nude? How do you reconcile these two statements?

Yeah!! That logic is pretty "hard" to argue with.

[Oldnslo]

mmmmmm. undulating.

[M]

I am undulating my hips while reading this thread.

But that's just me.

Are you sitting in your Hawaii Chair (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHiqVygN-w0) too?!?!

[Howzit]

mmmmmm. undulating.

:les: WEERDO!!!

[Oldnslo]

:les: WEERDO!!!

BUSY!!!1!111! :gary:

[Viking Kitten]

This thread needs a soundtrack. Lots of funky bass, maybe a little saxophone.

[M]

I have the perfect "sleazy motel" saxophone soundtrack. It goes like this:

Bam buh buh baaaaaaam.

[M]

Oooh, I'm listening to that sleazy motel music and it's makin' me want to undulate.

[frankensooner]

Hey baby, I'm just across the street. ;)

[dolemitesooner]

I am slipping into my Speedo

Looks something like this
http://doctorheadly.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/speedo_guy.jpg

[tommieharris91]

This thread = sexay, cept for Howzit undulating his hips. And I am sure Howzit is pitchering me undulating my hips right now. :eek:

[tommieharris91]

I am slipping into my Speedo

Looks something like this
http://doctorheadly.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/speedo_guy.jpg

You just made Howzit's day. :hot:

[Czar Soonerov]

$10 ain't what it used to be.

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[dolemitesooner]

$10 ain't what it used to be.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/etJKGo4bCtY&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/etJKGo4bCtY&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Sigh. What a teasing *** musical. I would need some right after or I would Pee- wee herman right there;)

[tulsaoilerfan]

oh stop. all guys are pervs and don't even try to deny it.

IN!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[soonerbrat]

what are you wearing?




bra, panties, a ring, a bracelet, my contacts and a smile.

[Viking Kitten]

"And now she's ten dollars closer to her dream!!!..." :P

[soonerbrat]

twenty

[Viking Kitten]

Oh snap.