Rodney Allison...

[goingoneight]

... thinks it's high time we got a UT-C coach thread up on SF.com.

[boomersooner28]

...wonders why we are going to start plastering him 9 weeks early. (damn only 9 weeks? :eek: :D )

[OK2LA]

Is it really 9 weeks?

[OK2LA]

10 weeks by my count.

[olevetonahill]

48 bottles of Beer ?
:confused:

[swardboy]

...thinks Lookout Mountain should be leveled for a shopping center.

[boomersooner28]

10 weeks by my count.

well we always start this thread the week before. ;)

[goingoneight]

... knows for a fact that Watson Brown and and Todd Dodge got an entire off-season of SoonerFans ****ting on them. ;)


... is too excited about baseball and gold to think about football season right now.

[tommieharris91]

...also hates the offseason.

[illinisooner]

...wonders why a second Rodney Allison thread was started on SF

[birddog]

....pees in his kids lemonade.

[goingoneight]

... and ****s in their pudding.

[goingoneight]

... told me you guys were slacking on his thread...

[tulsaoilerfan]

Who the **** is Rodney Allison; he one of those NASCAR drivers? :)

[CrimsonandCreamForever]

gets fed chicken by his mama.

[goingoneight]

... will never be a mother of children.

[Sooner_09]

... is a man. He's 40!

[birddog]

....works part time at jiffy lube in the summers to make ends meet.

[birddog]

...tells his wife to call him "hot rod" when having relations.

[Sooner_09]

... wishes TO still had some eligibility left

[Flying Scotsman]

...eats 40 chickens to celebrate his man-chickenhood

[tommieharris91]

...waits in the park.

[CrimsonandCreamForever]

...only dopes up in the offseason.

[colleyvillesooner]

...Goes by Allison when he's "working"

[goingoneight]

...Goes by Allison when he's "working"

... actually prefers "Hot Rod" Allison.

[illinisooner]

...tells his players they can call him Ali, or Coach Ali.

[goingoneight]

... has a pregame speech that is as follows:

"Alright... offense, let's please score something.

Defense, don't give up 79 points.

Team... let's deliver the message that we don't suck as bad as North Texas!!! ARE YOU WITH ME?!?"

[crickets chirp]

"Alright... you're all winners in my book, everyone's a champion, at least you tried... let's go get Castiglione's check. Is this on TV?..
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... it is?
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... oh, ****.""

[RiddlerOK]

wishes it was 1976 again........

[rr2]

What is the deal with Allison? Wasn't he the Tech qb in the mid seventies?

[goingoneight]

... is a n00b posting under the rr2 handle at SF.com.

:D

[birddog]

....classes up the pregame meals by serving sloppy joes.

[goingoneight]

... thinks peeing in the bathtub is the same thing as peeing in the shower.

[soonerhillbilly]

thought his team playing University of Oklahoma-Tulsa, when the contract was signed..........

[budbarrybob]

Stays up late to watch Zaire play Namibia in the Olympic handball games to formulate new offense to defeat the the mighty SOONERS

[CarolinaSoonerFan]

...hopes the a$$ whipping he's gonaa get turns his wife on....

[Sabanball]

loves to coach at orange schools--auburn, clemson,.....okie state next?

[sooneron]

Still wishes coach would have put him in, they would have taken state!

[sooneron]

.. carries a tip calculator to Denny's.

[birddog]

...says william sonoma is second to none when buying his melon baller.

[AlabamaMocFan]

This is great from a bunch of junkies who never participated in more than high school ball. How many of you are tuba players in this bunch?
How many of you were slapped around in grade school? Sounds like most of you to me. How many of you have to use internet forums to talk tough? It sounds like a majority of Okie fans do.

[OKLA21FAN]

played the tuba in high school

[Condescending Sooner]

This is great from a bunch of junkies who never participated in more than high school ball. How many of you are tuba players in this bunch?
How many of you were slapped around in grade school? Sounds like most of you to me. How many of you have to use internet forums to talk tough? It sounds like a majority of Okie fans do.


Oh no you di'int.

[OKLA21FAN]

kissed a boy, and he liked it

[GoMocs]

Yes, Rodney Allison was the Heisman finalist qb at Texas Tech.

[silverwheels]

This is great from a bunch of junkies who never participated in more than high school ball. How many of you are tuba players in this bunch?
How many of you were slapped around in grade school? Sounds like most of you to me. How many of you have to use internet forums to talk tough? It sounds like a majority of Okie fans do.

This is funnier than the thread itself.

[Frozen Sooner]

This is great from a bunch of junkies who never participated in more than high school ball. How many of you are tuba players in this bunch?
How many of you were slapped around in grade school? Sounds like most of you to me. How many of you have to use internet forums to talk tough? It sounds like a majority of Okie fans do.

...is a junkie who got slapped around in high school.

[birddog]

...tells all the chattanooga alumni that soonerfans.com is filled with internet bullies.

[Curly Bill]

...is afraid to come on SF.com cause he know's we'll kick his arse.

[birddog]

...makes his players do jazzercise for two-a-days to really "pump them up".

[Curly Bill]

...has all of Richard Simmon's workout tapes.

[AlabamaMocFan]

I am from Alabama, in which the Crimson Tide has won more National Championships than other football team. Trust me, nobody really cares about Oklahoma inbreds around here. YOu just dream about being SEC caliber. What conference did your little coach come from , oh yeah, the SEC. Granted, I know you guys can win in your pathetic little conference, but if you were to take the SEC beating week in and week out, you could possibly beat Vanderbilt occasionally or possibly Miss. State. Now you little band geeks, go fill out your applications for band camp at Okie STate. Hell, our little junior college of the state, Troy put a beating on them. Nobody cares about Okie inbred football. What the hell is a sooner? Was it supposed to be spooner?
If you want to talk crap, I will gladly take this conversation in the gutter.
Okay, band geeks, go tune up your flute and finish your game of dungeons and dragons. The Alabama Moc is out..............

[Breadburner]

is really a sock puppet.....

[AlabamaMocFan]

boy, you are freakin funny, now ask your moma to bring you some chocolate milk, just dont try and tongue her this time....

[Frozen Sooner]

I am from Alabama, in which the Crimson Tide has won more National Championships than other football team. Trust me, nobody really cares about Oklahoma inbreds around here. YOu just dream about being SEC caliber. What conference did your little coach come from , oh yeah, the SEC. Granted, I know you guys can win in your pathetic little conference, but if you were to take the SEC beating week in and week out, you could possibly beat Vanderbilt occasionally or possibly Miss. State. Now you little band geeks, go fill out your applications for band camp at Okie STate. Hell, our little junior college of the state, Troy put a beating on them. Nobody cares about Okie inbred football. What the hell is a sooner? Was it supposed to be spooner?
If you want to talk crap, I will gladly take this conversation in the gutter.
Okay, band geeks, go tune up your flute and finish your game of dungeons and dragons. The Alabama Moc is out..............


...has never played in the SEC, filled out a band-camp application at OSU, doesn't know what a Sooner is, and spends his days polishing his flute.

And apparently has no sense of humor.

[OKLA21FAN]

I am from Alabama, in which the Crimson Tide has won more National Championships than other football team.

brilliant! (and worth another Bamer MNC claim)
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/10900/brilliant.jpg

[goingoneight]

... conveniently left out the winning record OU holds over SEC opponents, including recent Bammer beatdowns at the hands of OU.

... thinks Bob Stoops came from the SEC, when indeed he came from BIG 10 country and moved onto BIG 12 country long before his stint in the SEC, in which his system won an MNC.

... doesn't see the irony in a person from Alabama calling us inbred, trailer trash and mediocre.

... apparently has nothing better to do than to forge a losing battle on someone else's website.

... lost his head coach to Texas A&M, only to see that coach go 0-fer against OU, including a 77-0 asswhoopin'.

... believes preseason National Champs = National Champs.

... got pwn3d by goingoneight at SF.com

[tommieharris91]

...'s mom like to bring him chocolate milk, but also tries to tongue her.

[JLEW1818]

Nic Harris
is laughing at those that say that the National Champ. trophy is in Baton Rouge, Im ready for it to be in Norman again!!!!!
Updated on Sunday

Straight from his FACEBOOK Page

[goingoneight]

Tell Nic to make sure he stands by that promise. :)

[Breadburner]

really enjoys playing Alabamamoc's meat whistle....

[goingoneight]

... likes Big Bob's :chicken:meat sandwich at Guantanamo Bay. :D

[AlabamaMocFan]

Alright, Now you jerk offs are paying Moc Fans some respect,your putting some thought into it, we are worthy of that in the Moc nation. We maybe 1aa(FCS), but we would be a contender for sh*t talking.
Now all of you Oklahoma inbreds break up the circle jerk and get back to feeding your sheep or whatever the hell you do in that armpit of a state.
The only prediction that I am making is that Chattanooga will score the first points of the game on the Spooners.

[goingoneight]

... heh... a Bammer calling us inbreds. :D

[silverwheels]

This guy is hilarious. Then again, I find ignorance and public displays of it to be very funny.

[illinisooner]

...thinks Leeds United will win the Champions League this season.

[AlbqSooner]

. . . had to use wikipedia to find out where UT Chattanooga is located.

[Frozen Sooner]

...when he showed up for his job interview asked where the 100,000 person stadium was.

[goingoneight]

... but thanked God he didn't have to wear orange afterall.

[Frozen Sooner]

...once licked a dumpster in winter on a dare.

[goingoneight]

... and slept with the bum inside it.

[Frozen Sooner]

...talks to people while he's at the urinal.

[goingoneight]

... while staring at their watch.

[AlabamaMocFan]

Man, you guys must have internet capability at band camp.
Now you fellows sit back and stop slipping each other the finger for a couple of minutes and listen up.
Just consider it an honor that the Mocanooga Express is going to roll into that redneck town of Norman. Was this town named after a band teacher or something?..Norman,,,,,,Take out your retainer before bed.....
No seriously, if you going to bring it, bring it baby, woo, just remember nobody talks doo doo better the AlabamaMocFan.
Just remember, the Mocs will score first in this game........Our coaches plan on getting drunk before this game so that Stoops will not be able to figure out what we are going to do next.
Our quarterback should be out of jail before the opener, maybe his prison tat will be healed up....or we will just make up a play in the huddle, we do stuff like that in our league, Appy didnt even have a playbood when they played Michigan, there coach just told them to go out there and do there best.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

Our quarterback should be out of jail before the opener, maybe his prison tat will be healed up....or we will just make up a play in the huddle, we do stuff like that in our league, Appy didnt even have a playbood when they played Michigan, there coach just told them to go out there and do there best.

...offers up this info to boosters in the form of a $1700 e-newsletter.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

... likes Big Bob's :chicken:meat sandwich at Guantanamo Bay. :D

Hell no!!! Ain't nothin' gay 'bout gettin' your :chicken: sucked! Y'all are gay for suckin' my :chicken:!!!

[Frozen Sooner]

...uses a Hurst shifter.

[tommieharris91]

...runs a band camp called the "Mocanooga Express".

[tommieharris91]

...talks doo doo better than AlabamaMocFan.

[Frozen Sooner]

...got so drunk once that he diagrammed a play with four tight ends and a defensive back. Just to confuse people.

[birddog]

...auctioned off a pair of terrell owens skidded out underoos on ebay.

[AlabamaMocFan]

I guess Okie Spooners can only spew out one dumb line at a time.
You guys are weak.....I can definitely tell how weak your LIttle 12 conference is by the way you all post. The only reason you guys even have a decent team is because you tapped into the SEC to get a coach.
Norman, time to go spoon you brother...Is this the offical line of the Okie program..Dont bring your weak stuff to a Moc fan, You all should be honored that we will even step onto your football playing pasture. Have you guys took the cattle out of the stadium yet? Grazing season is over........
You know why all of the trees lean towards Oklahomo? Because Oklahomo sucks............Go Mocs, woo...............

[tommieharris91]

...would be embarassed by the actions of AlabamaMocFan.

[silverwheels]

This guy is still going. This is awesome.

[AlabamaMocFan]

tommy, what the hell you talking about son? what about the actions of your fans on this thread? You must be smoking some of that Sooner Rabbit Tobacco man..If you are going to call an Ace an Ace, well you better call a Spade a Spade....I am just having fun...I am not taking anything personal, I am here to represent my beloved Mocs baby, woo.
Tommy, get with the program man..Now go buy you a video game on ebay and leave this football talk to the big boys, woo.......
Mocs in da house baby.....woo........woo..........woo.............. ..
Daddys hate me, Momas love me, their daughters worship me, woo, woo, woo..........the Alabama Moc is checking out.....woo...woo..........
The Chattanooga Choo Choo is getting ready to roll through Norman......woo.... choo..choo...choo...choo...woooooo........

[AlabamaMocFan]

Silver wheels, you are one cool dude..woo...another woo for silver wheels...,.woo.............

[badger]

... will change his mascot name from "mocs" to "crocs" bsaed on footwear popularity and the fact that nobody is intimidated by a shoe. Plus, someone might mistake them for the Gators! (http://espn.go.com/ncf/news/2003/0729/1587202.html)

[AlabamaMocFan]

Means alot coming from a pest called a badger....What homo would call themselve badger....go to match.com and click on man for man...You are on the wrong forum, now go fly your rainbow flag and make yourself useful........

[badger]

Means alot coming from a pest called a badger....What homo would call themselve badger....go to match.com and click on man for man...You are on the wrong forum, now go fly your rainbow flag and make yourself useful........

http://i.pbase.com/v3/58/372658/1/51831617.rofl.gif

[illinisooner]

...thinks Chase Daniel will go #1 overall in the NFL Draft.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... scheduled the OU game so he won't have to hear any WOO WOOs or CHOO CHOOS when the Mocs score.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... is voting for Obama, but has no idea why.

[Dr. Jelly Finger]

Has a singing voice that sounds like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

Has a singing voice that sounds like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

...has the body of a combination of Fergie and Jesus, and yes, it looks quite disturbing "down there".

[goingoneight]

... is taking the SEC champ over the NFC East Champ for the Super Bowl.

[Frozen Sooner]

...dumped out twole whole packages of Frosted Flakes so he could get both Indiana Jones spoon colors. Then he used them to eat chili with beans.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...doesn't think that "honkytonk badonkadonk" is an odd phrase.

[goingoneight]

... swears if Boise State can do it, UT-C can do it.

... brags about Independence Bowl "championships" and rips on programs like Oklahoma for coming up short in REAL championships.

... sniffs his own brand.

... still hasn't done his research on why there's a "Rodney Allison..." thread.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

For anyone that doesn't like chili with beans. Well, fine. I do. But that's because REAL chili without beans means this:


Chile Ardient



Google it. Get the chili from New Mexico. Make it. Love it.

If you put it on eggs or enchiladas, you will expeince pain and adoration like you have never experienced. It is God's chili... and I am an atheist that sees God when I eat it.

That's all I got right now. God=chili

[Frozen Sooner]

..saw God after eating Chile Ardient.

[illinisooner]

...thought the French would "smash" the Americans in the 4x200 freestyle relay.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

can't believe its not butter

[goingoneight]

... because he read the "KY" on the label.

[Leroy Lizard]

Sold me the dog in my avatar. Told me he was a pedigree.

Rodney, me wanna money back!!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...thinks Elvis Costello wrote a song for him.

[Laelaface]

I'm still amazed the Mocs have fans

[illinisooner]

...wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

[SoonerFrance]

...orders his Whataburger just the way others like it.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

Then he used them to eat chili with beans.

...also ate the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper.

[SoonerKnight]

thinks of Shnellenboozer as his mentor...........................

[birddog]

...looks the other way when his dog craps on the neighbors lawn.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...swore that they meant Ohio University.

[illinisooner]

...kissed a girl and didn't like it.

[SoonerKnight]

plans on spending the money from OU on a new house.....might as well not gonna help the football team............

[badger]

...is taking advice from T. Boone on how to eminent domain all of Chattanooga for football facilities and powering them by wind.

[goingoneight]

... swears the "seven words you'll never hear on television" are:

"Coach Gundy, congratulations on your National Championship."

[badger]

... swears the "seven words you'll never hear on television" are:

"Coach Gundy, congratulations on your National Championship."

Ummm...

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6527/champ1zg4.jpg
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/1818/champ2mj7.jpg

:D

[Piware]

... conveniently left out the winning record OU holds over SEC opponents, including recent Bammer beatdowns at the hands of OU.

... thinks Bob Stoops came from the SEC, when indeed he came from BIG 10 country and moved onto BIG 12 country long before his stint in the SEC, in which his system won an MNC.

... doesn't see the irony in a person from Alabama calling us inbred, trailer trash and mediocre.

... apparently has nothing better to do than to forge a losing battle on someone else's website.

... lost his head coach to Texas A&M, only to see that coach go 0-fer against OU, including a 77-0 asswhoopin'.

... believes preseason National Champs = National Champs.

... got pwn3d by goingoneight at SF.com

Hey, waiiiiit a minute! Didn't Alabama lose to the sheepherders at OSWho?

[goingoneight]

... presented the idea to get "The Most Powerful Football Coach in America:" Nick Saban, Larry Fedora's "Most powerful Offense in the World," and Steve Spagnuolo to beat OU in Norman.

... wants us to play the OU game in Glendale because he thinks he might have a chance that way.

... thinks losing the Fiesta Bowl means something more than losing the Fiesta Bowl for 2008.

... is really concerned about Garrett Bothun and Carter Whitson both on the field at the same time.

... nearly resigned when he heard we could get Derek Gove in on that same formation.

... thinks getting in a bunch of shootouts because your defense sucks = better offense than Oklahoma.

[illinisooner]

...doesn't know that Garrett Bothun graduated.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...is pretty sure that T Boone got the idea for wind power from farting.

[Frozen Sooner]

...doesn't stay golden, Pony Boy.

[birddog]

....recruited a few of the players on the soonerfans football team.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... doesn't understand why it takes so many aggies to screw in a lightbulb.

[DrZaius]

Was inside the Sasquatch costume...

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... drives to Mount Pilot to get his haircut, cause Floyd gives him the creeps.

[SoonerFrance]

....preferred New Coke.

[goingoneight]

... thought Norm McDonald was hilarious on the Roast of Bob Saget.

[BoomerGirl34]

...still has a Ron Paul sign in his yard.

[DeadSolidPerfect]

Can never cook Rachael Ray's "Meal's in 30 Minute's" in 30 minutes.

[goingoneight]

... farted in the elevator.

[SoonerFrance]

....wonders why Ex-lax is more expensive than Snickers.

[badger]

...doesn't stay golden, Pony Boy.

... is a clown fish that isn't funny.

[Curly Bill]

...is glad that soonersn20xx was perma-baned.

[tommieharris91]

...was good friends with soonersn20xx.

[Curly Bill]

...actually was soonersn20xx.

[goingoneight]

... was a gay lover of soonersn20xx...

[jdubb22bronco]

I am from Alabama, in which the Crimson Tide has won more National Championships than other football team. Trust me, nobody really cares about Oklahoma inbreds around here. YOu just dream about being SEC caliber. What conference did your little coach come from , oh yeah, the SEC. Granted, I know you guys can win in your pathetic little conference, but if you were to take the SEC beating week in and week out, you could possibly beat Vanderbilt occasionally or possibly Miss. State. Now you little band geeks, go fill out your applications for band camp at Okie STate. Hell, our little junior college of the state, Troy put a beating on them. Nobody cares about Okie inbred football. What the hell is a sooner? Was it supposed to be spooner?
If you want to talk crap, I will gladly take this conversation in the gutter.
Okay, band geeks, go tune up your flute and finish your game of dungeons and dragons. The Alabama Moc is out..............


just be thankful UL-Monroe isn't coming to push bama around in their house again this year.....

[CincySooner]

... thinks AlabamaMocFan had some valid points.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... is starting to think that he has to pee a little.

[soonerinabilene]

...thinks Tugg Speedman deserved an Oscar nod for Simple Jack.

[goingoneight]

... is most certainly not a mother of children.

[mobilesteve]

is sad this hit the second page. Also, he chews his toenails and spits them in peoples face.

[illinisooner]

...dropped a pass in a pickup game.

[goingoneight]

... dropped an F-bomb when he did it.

[StormySooner-IN]

...dropped the soap at the county jail....on purpose.

[CincySooner]

... has to keep telling his wife to put the seat down.

[illinisooner]

...won't bedowngrade his players after losing to OU.

[GoMocs]

....is a good person.

[badger]

...wears a tangerine colored pantsuit to the DNC.

[OUmillenium]

...farts in his own general direction.

[GoMocs]

......knows to use the bathroom to pee, as opposed to OU basketball players!

[JohnnyMack]

.....doesn't remember how many houses he owns.

[Dio]

...also teared up and mouthed the words "I love you" when Hillary spoke last night.

[Dio]

...kept the hot side hot, but forgot to keep the cool side cool.

[badger]

......knows to use the bathroom to pee, as opposed to OU basketball players!

... unlike OU players, does not score repeatedly during "night games."

:eek:

[OKLA21FAN]

waited too long to show interest in badger's Wii :pop:

[badger]

waited too long to show interest in badger's Wii :pop:

... cried like a spoiled brat when Santa gave him an Xbox and not an Xbox 360 on Christmas :D

[boomermagic]

...tells his wife to call him "hot rod" when having relations.



No No, That's what his wife calls me..:)

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... is hoping to get Rick Rolled.

[MiccoMacey]

...... is really concerned about Garrett Bothun and Carter Whitson both on the field at the same time...

I KNOW you just didn't bad-mouth Carter Whitson.

Dude be a Shawnee Wolf, regardless of where he graduated.

[mobilesteve]

....is a good person.

Cries a little everytime another Moc fan shows up in a thread they don't understand.

[OKLA21FAN]

forces God to kill a kitten 4 to 5 times a day.

[tommieharris91]

I KNOW you just didn't bad-mouth Carter Whitson.

Dude be a Shawnee Wolf, regardless of where he graduated.

He didn't.

[illinisooner]

...thinks the $400,000 payout goes directly to his bank account.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...wonders if his Mocs would have a better chance if he imported some underage Chinese gymnasts.

[OUMallen]

...is going to run the Annexation of Puerto Rico.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...will have the following exchange with his defensive coordinator:

RA: Go! Play all the seniors!
DC: What about Rudy?
RA: No!

[Sooner_09]

...is going to quietly hum Boomer Sooner every time we score

[goingoneight]

I KNOW you just didn't bad-mouth Carter Whitson.

Dude be a Shawnee Wolf, regardless of where he graduated.



He didn't.

... but Rodney Allison did. :D

[goingoneight]

... gets his inside Sooner scoop on orangepower.com



... would start www.fireswitzer.com if King was still the coach... would frequently update after each loss.




... blames Brent Venables for Sam Bradford's concussion in '07.




... threw his drink and told the Iowa State crowd how much he hated Chuck Long and how he should be fired ASAP.




... wants Chuck Wilson's autograph.




... sh*t a brick when he heard OU would actually have all of their starters in this game.




... then proceeded to throw darts at his Bill Stewart poster in frustration.




... drew up a fumblerooskie, triple reverse, option left, halfback pass, hook-and-lateral statue of liberty play he thinks has a chance.




... picked Notre Dame as his preseason National Champion.



... because he felt if Mangino could do it... another biggun' could do it.



... waits all off-season long to hear Mark May's perspective.

[badger]

... thinks Appalachian State can happen, just not to him

[goingoneight]

... plays wheelchair basketball so he can jump out of the chair and slap down the handicapped guy's shots.

[Miko]

...sees a nine page thread on him as validation that the program is "on the rise!!"

[birddog]

...dropped his car keys on the ground and locked himself inside his car.

[Jello Biafra]

Alright, Now you jerk offs are paying Moc Fans some respect,your putting some thought into it, we are worthy of that in the Moc nation. We maybe 1aa(FCS), but we would be a contender for sh*t talking.
Now all of you Oklahoma inbreds break up the circle jerk and get back to feeding your sheep or whatever the hell you do in that armpit of a state.
The only prediction that I am making is that Chattanooga will score the first points of the game on the Spooners.




sssssoooooooooo how'd that work out for ya? i hope you didnt bet your chaw money.