Thongs.. an inherently dangerous product.

[TexasLidig8r]

I knew it! It was just a matter of time before the true insidious nature of thongs would become a matter of public record!!! Dam you Victoria's Secret!!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/06/17/2008-06-17_thonged_in_the_eye_by_dainties_she_claim.html

[M]

What the heck was she doing with it that made the "decorative metallic object" fly into her eye? :rolleyes:

[mdklatt]

What the heck was she doing with it that made the "decorative metallic object" fly into her eye? :rolleyes:

Probably trying to shove 10 pounds of flour into a 5-pound sack, so to speak.

[Viking Kitten]

New label to be printed on all thongs:

WANRING-CUIDADO-ATTENZIONE-ACHTUNG!!!

Do not attempt to stuff 10 pounds of junk in five pound bag. Objects may go flying with projectile force. OSHA-approved protective eyeware is encouraged, VS thong underwear is not recommended for BBWs.

The laws of physics do apply to these panties!

[M]

Looks like the offending thong may have made it up at least one cankle.

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g258/DixieChickMissy/thong1.jpg
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g258/DixieChickMissy/thong2.jpg

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/25258522/

[mdklatt]

I'm really a size 6, but I have to get a size 8 because they always mislabel those things. I don't think they even know what they're doing, because even an 8 is too snug, and I'm a size 6.

[soonerboomer93]

hell, that was just self defense on the part of the thong

[badger]

This thread makes me laff :D

[r5TPsooner]

Sounds like she should've been shopping at Lane Bryant.

[sooner_born_1960]

She end up settling out of court. For a bucket of fried chicken.

[r5TPsooner]

She end up settling out of court. For a bucket of fried chicken.


PopEYE's I bet!

[sooner_born_1960]

PopEYE's I bet!
:D

[OU4LIFE]

just go commando, problem solved

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Sounds like she should've been shopping at Fleet Farm.

Fixed.

[SoonerJack]

I believe that that women is in NO WAY qualified to wear anything from VS's
"Sexy Little Thing" line. She is neither sexy nor little.

UNQUALIFIED.

[Bone]

We need some reform. This is a retarded lawsuit.

[Curly Bill]

She end up settling out of court. For a bucket of fried chicken.

I found this to be very funny. Good jorb! :D

[Viking Kitten]

"Buccat said the the injury Patterson suffered will affect her "the rest of her life."

"...She’s missed work. She’s gone through a lot of suffering as well. We want to make Macrida Patterson whole again.”

There are a lot of really good, ethical lawyers in the world. This guy is not one of them. A-hokes like this are the reason it will be harder for people who have suffered legitimate injuries to seek redress in court. Shame on the bar association that lets him stay licensed.

[pergdaddy]

"We want to make Macrida Patterson whole again.”

Who is she? THe bionic woman?

If I did something like that, I'd be mumbling to myself "dumb arse". I'm would not sue for fear of being shown as a dumb arse.

In my opinion of Macrida Patterson: FAIL.

Nothing to see hear, move on please.

[pergdaddy]

Whoops.

DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER

Not that I would be tryin on women's underwear. I meant if there were something like that for men.

DISCLAIMER OVER

That is all.

[badger]

There are a lot of really good, ethical lawyers in the world. This guy is not one of them. A-hokes like this are the reason it will be harder for people who have suffered legitimate injuries to seek redress in court. Shame on the bar association that lets him stay licensed.

ambulance chasers are part of corporate concerns and the current legal system.

[OklahomaRed]

How did she get her eye in the line of fire while tryin' on underwear? Physics here does not compute? What was she doing, leaning over and attempting a contortionistic maneuver? :confused:

[Czar Soonerov]

http://www.comedycouch.com/images/interview_photos/centertainer.jpg

Ain't no thong ever hurt nobody baby...

[TexasLidig8r]

I'm picturing Ricochet Rabbit for some reason.

(It will be too old of a reference for most of you younglings).

By the way... you know what Victoria's actual secret is don't you?.. (That no woman over a size 4 can fit into that cheap, mass produced crap.)

[Chuck Bao]

PSA: Thongs are okay for men. But, if you try to wear one, remember to buy one with a large enough front pouch, or you will have problems. There is a very basic difference between girl thongs and guy thongs.

And, most importantly, thongs are not supposed to be pulled up to your waist or you will have even more problems. They are supposed to be worn mid hip level. Anything higher is like a permanent wedgy.

And, you cannot tuck your undershirt into them. You cannot tuck your shirt into them either or you'll have even worse problems.

[Blue]

Banana hammocks might be ok in Thailand, but if you're wearing one around here, you're pretty much perceived a Dongchaser.

Cept Dean. He pulls it off, barely.

[Chuck Bao]

Yeah, Dean lives pretty dangerously. I can't imagine him tucking his shirt or undershirt inside his thong.

[Blue]

Or he wears this...

http://justjared.buzznet.com/pictures/2006/05/borat_neon_green_swimsuit/borat-neon-green-swimsuit03.jpg

[StoopTroup]

I guess it's true for Women too....

If you play with that to long...your gonna go blind.

[stoopified]

:D

[TheHumanAlphabet]

What a money grubbing Ho!!!

Who the hell wears those things to work?? Oh, I forgot secretary lady in the next cubicle person...

Heh on the cankle comment...A size 6? She looks like a 12 or 14 from the pic...

I hope the judge has the sense to toss this suit. VS should send her a package of granny panties...

[tulsaoilerfan]

What is a 52 yr old doing wearing a thong anyway? :)

[StoopTroup]

I'd bet it was some sort of middle aged crisis.

Just awful that this incident may have scarred her for life. :D

[tulsaoilerfan]

I'd bet it was some sort of middle aged crisis.

Just awful that this incident may have scarred her for life. :D

Looking at her pic, and thinking of her in a thong, may have me scarred for life. :eek: