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mdklatt
6/17/2008, 06:33 PM
Rumors Obama's campaign shouldn't try correct (http://www.slate.com/id/2193798/?from=rss)


Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.

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There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.

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Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.

tommieharris91
6/17/2008, 06:55 PM
I thought Obama wasn't 'merkin. :confused:

OUstud
6/17/2008, 07:00 PM
Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.

I loled.

yermom
6/17/2008, 07:24 PM
He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.

this one kills me, i don't know why

Sooner_Havok
6/17/2008, 07:29 PM
this one kills me, i don't know why

I have to admit, that one is beyond me.

GottaHavePride
6/17/2008, 08:03 PM
OMG. Someone put up a Random Barack Obama Fact Generator.

"Barack Obama's calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2. Nobody fools Barack Obama."

GottaHavePride
6/17/2008, 08:04 PM
Barack Obama can speak braille.

GottaHavePride
6/17/2008, 08:05 PM
Superman owns a pair of Barack Obama pajamas.

GottaHavePride
6/17/2008, 08:07 PM
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Barack Obama.

Okla-homey
6/17/2008, 09:00 PM
John McCain endured torture sessions longer than Obama has been in the Senate.

mdklatt
6/17/2008, 09:02 PM
John McCain endured torture sessions longer than Obama has been in the Senate.

It takes John McCain longer to empty his bladder than Obama has been in the Senate. :D


:les: BECAUSE HE'S OLD!!!

JohnnyMack
6/17/2008, 09:02 PM
fail.

tommieharris91
6/17/2008, 09:03 PM
But John McCain isn't a badass like Obama. :rolleyes:

C&CDean
6/17/2008, 09:04 PM
John McCain takes better ****s than Obama

True enough.

Okla-homey
6/17/2008, 09:14 PM
John McCain has chunks of guys better than Obama in his stool.

Scott D
6/17/2008, 09:23 PM
John McCain has chunks of guys better than Obama in his stool.

Um....you might want to rethink that one Homey.

Tulsa_Fireman
6/17/2008, 09:38 PM
I took a Barack and wiped my Obama.

And in homage to the Homester, it was chunky.

GottaHavePride
6/17/2008, 09:50 PM
Jeebus, people. Funnay crosses party lines.

John McCain counted to infinity. TWICE.

12
6/17/2008, 10:07 PM
Since my mother's passing two years ago, I have called Barack Obama "Mom."

JohnnyMack
6/17/2008, 10:54 PM
dean and homey are getting nervous. :D

GottaHavePride
6/17/2008, 11:12 PM
Barack Obama once visited the Virgin Islands.

They are now The Islands.

GottaHavePride
6/17/2008, 11:15 PM
Barack Obama does not walk on water. He just walks. Water gets the **** out of the way.

GottaHavePride
6/17/2008, 11:25 PM
Barack Obama CAN simply walk into Mordor.

TopDawg
6/18/2008, 05:27 PM
dean and homey are getting nervous. :D

Here's hoping they can get more creative, too.

Obama = Poop! LOL!!!