Awful movies that never should have been made

[badger]

I nominate:
http://doom.ugo.com/images/galleries/doom_filmtv/doom_movie_picture_18.jpg
http://www.dan-dare.org/Dan%20Mario/SuperMarioBros-TheMovie.jpg
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/allposters/98/1804476698p.jpg
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/streetfighter.jpg

[NormanPride]

Final Fantasy wasn't that bad. The rest, yes.

I vote Stop or My Mom Will Shoot

[SoonerDood]

Sex and the City movie
Godfather III

[mdklatt]

Since it came up in the other movie thread, Cabin Boy. I even like Chris Elliot, but that was pure ****e. Also, anything with Larry the Cable Guy.

[soonermix]

anything without hawt nekked chicks

[Boomer.....]

Most movies with Rob Schneider.

[badger]

The worst movies that I've seen with NP:
http://images.movieeye.com/store/images/pink-panther-dvd-poster.jpg
http://www.moviepulp.be/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/the-condemned-poster.jpg
http://paisley.presys.com/graphics/hellboy.jpg

A five-year-old behind us before Hellboy started: "Mommy, I don't wanna see this movie!"

The Condemned was funny because it was so ridiculous. Bang bang, another dead! Hey look, the asian character knows kung fu! Worst line of the movie: "When I saw how many had logged in to watch this online, I was no longer angry, I was sad. We truly are... the condemned." BOOOOOOOOO! Awful line!!!!!

Steve Martin made Pink Panther bearable, but it was a very stupid movie.

[frankensooner]

Oscar. Sylvester Stallone stars as famed mobster Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone. Nuff said.

[OUDoc]

Hellboy is a great movie.

[r5TPsooner]

The Hudsucker Proxy
Thelma & Louise

[silverwheels]

Spiderman 3
Any M. Night Shyamalan movie

[Widescreen]

badger, why don't you like video game movies? ;)

I'm personally waiting for Wii Sports, the Movie.

I think the 2 worst movies I've ever seen are Piranha and Fortress 2. Fortress 2 gets the nod because it features a normal human opening a hatch on a space station and "swimming" across space to another hatch on the space station with no protective gear.

Edit: The dude actually did take a deep breath before jumping out into space so that's probably why it was OK.

[mdklatt]

badger, why don't you like video game movies? ;)


Wasn't badger trying to claim that she wasn't a ginormous geek not too long ago?

FAIL.

[Taxman71]

Caddyshack II
Vegas Vacation
Grease II
Every Rocky after IV
What Dreams May Come
Man of the House
Knocked Up

[NormanPride]

Wasn't badger trying to claim that she wasn't a ginormous geek not too long ago?

FAIL.

She's as much of a geek as you and I, man.

Someday I really need to record her quoting Star Wars scenes in an attempt to be romantic. :D That reminds me! This movie was terrible.

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars__episode_ii___attack_of_the_clones/starwarsep2_poster4big.jpg

[ousoonerfan]

I'll admit that I think Will Ferrell is funny, but Semi-Pro was the worst movie ever. We rented it on Netflix and did not make it through half.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

http://www.profilemile.com/images/888.jpg

A sickening affront to the heroics of Sooner born, Sooner bred Gen. Kenneth Taylor.

[soonervegas]

Ocean's Twelve
Any Batman after Keaton/Burton (up until Batman Begins)

[OUDoc]

http://www.impawards.com/1997/posters/titanic_ver2.jpg

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Impawards.com?

[sooner_born_1960]

There is that darn impawards.com thing again.

[NormanPride]

I hated that movie too. It was like watching a still image.

[frankensooner]

Let me answer for Doc, Titanic.

[Poli Sci]

http://www.dumbdistraction.com/Images/bestofqtfest/brotherhoodofdeath.jpg

[badger]

She's as much of a geek as you and I, man.

Someday I really need to record her quoting Star Wars scenes in an attempt to be romantic. :D That reminds me! This movie was terrible.



I quote it because I know that you despise it... oh, and you showed the wrong movie poster! I only quote Episode 3 now, although Episode 2 was fun while it lasted.

And I deny any and all geekdom charges. Girls can't be video game geeks. It's against everything video game geeks are.

In case you are curious what the oft quoted lines are, this is what it is...

Annie-kin: You are so... beautiful.
Padme: Only because I'm so in love.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padme: So love has blinded you?
Anakin: (pathetic laughing) No, that's not what I meant.
Padme: It's probably true, though.

So, whenever Thomas attempts to be romantic and tells me that I'm beautiful, I respond in a mocking voice "Only because I'm so in love." He hates it immensely and refuses to play along, so I sometimes need to finish the dialogue for him. :D

http://br.geocities.com/principeadam2001/filme/motuposter.jpg
I Googled "worst move ever" and this popped up. This was a movie?!?!

[frankensooner]

You two looked so normal at the tailgate. ;)

[badger]

You two looked so normal at the tailgate. ;)

I am normal. He's the one you should be looking at for any weird nerdy behavior.

[Taxman71]

Haven't seen it, but I would assume Brokeback Mountain would have to be on the list....along with any movie with Anne Heche.

[BudSooner]

Most movies with Rob Schneider.

Agreed.


The worst movies that I've seen with NP:
http://images.movieeye.com/store/images/pink-panther-dvd-poster.jpg
http://www.moviepulp.be/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/the-condemned-poster.jpg
http://paisley.presys.com/graphics/hellboy.jpg

A five-year-old behind us before Hellboy started: "Mommy, I don't wanna see this movie!"

The Condemned was funny because it was so ridiculous. Bang bang, another dead! Hey look, the asian character knows kung fu! Worst line of the movie: "When I saw how many had logged in to watch this online, I was no longer angry, I was sad. We truly are... the condemned." BOOOOOOOOO! Awful line!!!!!

Steve Martin made Pink Panther bearable, but it was a very stupid movie.

That five year old probably wanted to see Daredrivel...nuff said.


Hellboy is a great movie.
Yes, you sir are correct.


Spiderman 3
Any M. Night Shyamalan movie
Spidey 3 wasn't that bad, with the exception of Toby doing the dance scenes...those were teh awful.


She's as much of a geek as you and I, man.

Someday I really need to record her quoting Star Wars scenes in an attempt to be romantic. :D That reminds me! This movie was terrible.

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars__episode_ii___attack_of_the_clones/starwarsep2_poster4big.jpg
I have nothing to add here.


http://www.profilemile.com/images/888.jpg

A sickening affront to the heroics of Sooner born, Sooner bred Gen. Kenneth Taylor.
I can sum up this thread quite nicely-anything with Costner,Affleck(Casey or Ben)anything with J-Lowtalent,MOST anything involving a Bruckheimer.

[Widescreen]

YOU ARE SOFTER THAN SAND, M'LADY!!!!!

byMClFz6w-w

[mdklatt]

I am normal. He's the one you should be looking at for any weird nerdy behavior.

So he dragged you to all those video game movies?

[badger]

So he dragged you to all those video game movies?

:mad: No. People tend to watch movies hoping that they will be good, but will experience disappointment after realizing what a waste of time they were.

[mdklatt]

:mad: No. People tend to watch movies hoping that they will be good, but will experience disappointment after realizing what a waste of time they were.

You know what kind of people watch video game movies hoping that they will be good? GEEKS. ;)

I think Norman Pride and badger should start a pole, and then each one can make his/her case why she is/isn't a total dork.

[TheUnnamedSooner]

Jeepers Creepers
Hulk
Phantom Menace
Wing Commander

[OUDoc]

Impawards.com?


There is that darn impawards.com thing again.


I hated that movie too. It was like watching a still image.

Shows up as a Titanic movie poster for me, ya bewbs. :)

[badger]

I think Norman Pride and badger should start a pole, and then each one can make his/her case why she is/isn't a total dork.

I disagree.

[mdklatt]

I disagree.

Because deep down in your soul, you know what the answer is. ;)

[badger]

Because deep down in your soul, you know what the answer is. ;)

The answer is no. Ask NP what the answer is and he'll say 42 :rolleyes:

[crawfish]

Wow, some people have some awful taste here. Hellboy? M.Night's first two? ANY Coen bro's flick?

Master of Disguise
Armageddon
Most SNL knockoffs

[Tulsa_Fireman]

http://staffwww.fullcoll.edu/tmorris/an_inconvenient_truth/an_inconvenient_truth_poster.jpg

[Taxman71]

I would throw in any movie starring Dana Carvey....except Wayne's World.

[mdklatt]

Any movie (or TV show) with Jerry O'Connell.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Joe's Apartment was GOLD.

[NormanPride]

The answer is no. Ask NP what the answer is and he'll say 42 :rolleyes:

Actually, I would have given a normal, non nerdy answer like "yes". I rest my case.

badger = geek

[mdklatt]

Actually, I would have given a normal, non nerdy answer like "yes". I rest my case.

badger = geek

What is "42"? I have a vague idea of what 4:20 is, but not 42.

[yermom]

Any movie (or TV show) with Jerry O'Connell.

Sliders was kinda cool

but i love Stand By Me

[mdklatt]

but i love Stand By Me

Was he in that? I may have to recant my position. However, Tomcat was unwatchable, as was something else I've seen him in, as was (I assume) Kangaroo Jack. And that TV show he recently had on ABC blew chunks.

[yermom]

he was Vern

if that wan't the same guy, i'd probably think he was more of a ****** :D

[mdklatt]

he was Vern


IOW, that guy who wasn't River Phoenix, Wil Wheaton, or Corey Feldman. :D

[yermom]

the only one of them to actually have a recent job :eek:

Kiefer Sutherland hasn't done too bad since then...

[mdklatt]

the only one of them to actually have a recent job :eek:



Wow, that says something. I'm not sure what, but it says something.

[soonerinabilene]

8 mile. what do i win.

[yermom]

hey, that won an oscar...

[yermom]

Wow, that says something. I'm not sure what, but it says something.

perhaps i spoke too soon...

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi228000025/

[KC//CRIMSON]

Nashville (1975)

[mdklatt]

perhaps i spoke too soon...

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi228000025/

[movie trailer guy]Coming soon to a Wal-Mart video department near you.[/movie trailer guy]

[yermom]

it does appear to be straight to video

i'll still probably buy it

[Scott D]

Anything starring Jim Carrey.

Anything directed by Michael Moore.

Any romantic comedy not starring John Cusack, Jeremy Piven, or both.

[GottaHavePride]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/allposters/98/1804476698p.jpg

I liked that one.


Hellboy is a great movie.
Agreed.


Haven't seen it, but I would assume Brokeback Mountain would have to be on the list....along with any movie with Anne Heche.
Just because you don't like the subject matter doesn't make it a bad movie.

And I liked Six Days, Seven Nights ok.


Any movie (or TV show) with Jerry O'Connell.

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium pwns joo. AND it has Natalie Portman. Win.


What is "42"? I have a vague idea of what 4:20 is, but not 42.

Read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Or watch the most recent movie. Fanboys that hated it didn't really get the whole HHGTTG spirit. There are a crapload of versions, ALL written by Douglas Adams, and none of them bear any resemblance to each other. Why should we expect the movie to be exactly like the book? What about the radio version? And the OTHER movie (that WAS terrible), etc. etc.

[Scott D]

why do you hate the BBC, GHP? :)

[Boomer.....]

Anything starring Jim Carrey.

Dumb and Dumber?

[Scott D]

Dumb and Dumber?

lauren holly was the only redeeming quality in that film.

[GottaHavePride]

why do you hate the BBC, GHP? :)

Well, the old movie version did have its moments. But overall, I'd take the newer one.

BBC movies share a similar problem. Much like their version of Terry Pratchett's Hogfather. They do a good job, but the pacing is just much slower than American movies. Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams (like Monty Python) have a kind of hyperactivity that BBC doesn't usually capture well.

[Scott D]

I tend to think the other version was more plodding because it was more of a mini-series than a movie.

[mdklatt]

Anything starring Jim Carrey.

The first few minutes of Ace Ventura are GOLD.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

*scratches the man off his tongue and teeth*

[soonerinabilene]

lauren holly was the only redeeming quality in that film.

"I expected the rocky mountains to be a little rockier than this."

"I was just thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of sh*t."

How do you not laugh at that movie?

[def_lazer_fc]

garbage pail kids is probably one of the worst best movies ever.

im still, to this day, bitter at what TMNT 3 did to the franchise.

[Widescreen]

Dumb and Dumber is classic.

[tulsaoilerfan]

anything without hawt nekked chicks

Werd:D

[Blue]

Me, Myself, and Irene was decent too.

Succ movies- Legally Blonde, Idiocracy, and suprisingly I thought Michael Clayton blew.

[Blue]

Any romantic comedy not starring John Cusack, Jeremy Piven, or both.


Kissing a Fool was good. David Schwimmer and Jason Lee and a hot chick.

[Blue]

Underrated- Blood in, Blood out (My favorite flick), Pushing Tin, Very Bad Things.

[Kels]

Movies that I have had the personal misfortune in watching or started to watch until I couldn't take it anymore:

Troll
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Master of Disguise
Loaded Weapon
Zoolander
Battlefield Earth
Jaws 3-D
Ninga 3: The Domination

[Blue]

Zoolander



Oooh No. Zoolander is awesome.

"Who's winning the match?"

"Merman!"

[Kels]

I forgot the magnum opus of bad movies: Ernest Scared Stupid.

[Blue]

Any Wayans Brothers flick except "Don't drink your juice..."

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Leonard Part 6
The Brother from Another Planet
Hell comes to Frogtown

[Frozen Sooner]

the only one of them to actually have a recent job :eek:



Hey, now, River Phoenix has been busy decomposing, man.

Plus, Wil Wheaton has written some well-received books and has a pretty decent blog.

[Frozen Sooner]

Signs
Gladiator
Ghost Rider

[yermom]

Hey, now, River Phoenix has been busy decomposing, man.

Plus, Wil Wheaton has written some well-received books and has a pretty decent blog.

he's been doing a lot of video games and animated series voices too

[Frozen Sooner]

How, by doing that creepy EVS dealie they made a movie about?

[Blue]

Gladiator


Noooo!

"My name is Maximus Marcus Aralius! General to the armies of the North! Husband to a murdered wife! Father to a murdered son! And I will have my vengeance i this life or the next!"

Sweet.

[Fraggle145]

Most movies with Keanu Reeves.

[Blue]

Reeves- The Matrix, Constantine, Point Break, and most importantly Bill and Ted!

I likes some monotone Keanu. :D

[badger]

the third matrix movie was awful. I was a fan of the first and the second had its moments.

[TheUnnamedSooner]

Rich how can you not like Gladiator?

[mdklatt]

how can you not like Gladiator?

Too long, too slow, too boring...should I continue? :D

[Widescreen]

I've learned that Froz has very different movie opinions than I do.

I like Signs, Gladiator and the Matrix.

He likes mostly gay pr0n.

[Frozen Sooner]

Rich how can you not like Gladiator?

Oddly enough, I find it very easy to dislike Gladiator. It's a meathead flick disguised as art house fare. YMMV.

[Frozen Sooner]

I've learned that Froz has very different movie opinions than I do.

I like Signs, Gladiator and the Matrix.

He likes mostly gay pr0n.

You're the one who likes the flick about Gladiators, man.

[sooner2b09]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Major_league_ii.jpg


First one was good, they should have just left it there and not made this garbage.

[soonermix]

Most movies with Keanu Reeves.

WRONG!!!

[yermom]

Oddly enough, I find it very easy to dislike Gladiator. It's a meathead flick disguised as art house fare. YMMV.

you got me on the ghey pr0n though

it's not that i thought Gladiator was that bad, just not that great

the Joaquin Phoenix was supposed to be this horrible evil guy, but he was a wuss compared to Malcolm McDowell in Caligula

i just saw a lot of retread in that movie. if i hadn't seen most of it before i'd probably think it was a great flick

[soonermix]

Jason X
Pluto Nash

[Scott D]

Gladiator with Brian Dennehy, Cuba Gooding Jr. and James Marshall good. Gladiator with Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, and Richard Harris bad.

[Sooner Schemer]

Highlander II



There can be only ONE.

[Fraggle145]

Reeves- The Matrix, Constantine, Point Break, and most importantly Bill and Ted!

I likes some monotone Keanu. :D

Matrix - ok, but overrated (1st one awesome, 2 & 3 meh.)

Constantine - for some reason I hate this movie

Devil's Advocate - for some reason when it comes on I cant stop watching it, but i still think it sucks. I Think i like it for the redhead, screaming all and he weird demon people.

Point Break - win.

Bill and Ted - win.

The replacements - win, but because of the wiry guy and the hot cheerleader not keanu.

[Fraggle145]

Jason X
Pluto Nash

Pluto Nash sucks, but Randy Quaid is hysterical in it.

[MR2-Sooner86]

http://www.hometheaterhifi.com/volume_7_3/images/movie-mission-to-mars.jpg

Ever watched paint dry? Yeah, this was like that.

Reign of Fire
Did not even come close to meeting the hype.

http://www.cyber-cinema.com/original/monster-in-law.jpg

Jane Fonda is a bitch that should burn in hell so any movie with her is a steaming pile of dog ****.

http://www.moviesection.de/v3/img/datenbank/1068305736armageddon.jpg

Seriously, who were they trying to fool when they made this?

The Fast and Furious trilogy.
An EVO beating a Yenko Camaro? Rice burners with fart cans are cool and fast? A Charger pulling a wheelie!? A Skyline engine in a ****ing Mustang!?!? I laugh at the poor people who believed the bull**** these movies passed off as "fact".

[def_lazer_fc]

Any Wayans Brothers flick except "Don't drink your juice..."

and oddly enough, Marlon Wayans was pretty good in Requiem for a Dream. he needs to ditch the other one. the only thing that dude gets you is White Chicks.

oh, and i haven't seen many of them, but the whole "not another ______ movie" franchise (and its success) has me questioning the human race as a whole.

[Blue]

and oddly enough, Marlon Wayans was pretty good in Requiem for a Dream. he needs to ditch the other one. the only thing that dude gets you is White Chicks.

oh, and i haven't seen many of them, but the whole "not another ______ movie" franchise (and its success) has me questioning the human race as a whole.

Absolutely. Epic Movie...date movie...Meet the Spartans. They're not even funny. They take grea scenes that are funny and completely ruin them with bad jokes.

Good call on requiem for a Dream.


Another one I thought would be hilarious. Jack Black and Ben Stiller in this steaming pile of crap.

http://www.wagglepop.com/auction/images/imgupld/271153_1.jpg

[def_lazer_fc]

wow, i barely remember that one. to stay on the jack black tip, High Fidelity is killer.

[Blue]

Anything with Jon Heder. Besides Napolean Dynamite.

[def_lazer_fc]

what else has he been in? i know of the ice skating one, which i thought was funny. wasn't he in some romantic comedy or something as well?

[Blue]

Mr. Woodcock, The Benchwarmers, etc...bad bad flicks.

[def_lazer_fc]

haven't seen either, but they both looked stupid. mr woodcock prob had some funny parts, but benchwarmers? not so much. immediate disqualification for lengthening rob schneider's career. heder was in school for scoundrels right? that was actually pretty funny.

[soonerbrat]

http://www.impawards.com/1995/posters/congo_ver1.jpg

[mdklatt]

mr woodcock prob had some funny parts

Nope.

Before anybody judges me: Spend 13 hours on a plane where you can't sleep and you start getting pretty deep into the play list; I used up all the good movies on the way over.

[Blue]

Doh! Woodcock had Sean William Scott. Scoundrels was what I was thinking of.

[mdklatt]

Woodcock had Sean William Scott

Yes. I liked him in American Pie and he was okay in Evolution (that should go in the underrated movies thread), but he was totally miscast for this role. I would thought that Billy Bob Thornton would have brought at least some entertainment value, but then I remembered he was in Bad Santa as well. Add that one to this list.

[crawfish]

Signs
Gladiator
Ghost Rider

I was waiting for that. :D

[crawfish]

Matrix - ok, but overrated (1st one awesome, 2 & 3 meh.)

Constantine - for some reason I hate this movie

Devil's Advocate - for some reason when it comes on I cant stop watching it, but i still think it sucks. I Think i like it for the redhead, screaming all and he weird demon people.

Point Break - win.

Bill and Ted - win.

The replacements - win, but because of the wiry guy and the hot cheerleader not keanu.

Don't forget Parenthood, Speed and A Scanner Darkly.

Keanu may be a horrible actor, but he has a good taste in scripts.

(p.s. I like Constantine.)

[Hot Rod]

Anything pretty much with Hulk Hogan or Shaq.

[Frozen Sooner]

I was waiting for that. :D

I can't disappoint my public. :D

[soonerinabilene]

I just remembered Money Train, and had to bump this thread because of it.

[Blue]

I add "Be kind, rewind" with Jack Black. Couldn't get past 30 minutes.

[SicEmBaylor]

http://www.southshields-sanddancers.co.uk/photos_posters/lord_of_the_rings_calendar_photo.jpg

[Blue]

"Ya Gonna Die Chaaalie!"

[OUbones]

I add "Be kind, rewind" with Jack Black. Couldn't get past 30 minutes.

I would say the same thing, but I kept going for lack of anything better to do. While it really didn't get any better, I saw some "Sweded" movies on youtube that were hilarious. If it hadn't been for sticking it out I wouldn't have found them nearly as funny. However, by no means is this an endorsement of it, actually stay very far away from it.

[Blue]

nm

[Blue]

Fools Gold w/ Kate Huson and McConahay. P.O.S.
Wha happened to decnt flicks where you left the theatre-goer saying, 'Damn that was a good flic,

[stoopified]

Cloverfield.

[StoopTroup]

Fools Gold w/ Kate Huson and McConahay. P.O.S.
Wha happened to decnt flicks where you left the theatre-goer saying, 'Damn that was a good flic,

A friend of mine had that POS on last night when I went over there.

Donald Sutherland really needs to talk to his agent.

[OK2LA]

Couldn't go through the entire thread as of yet, but the two I'd say:

Dumb and DumberER (The first one is one of the funniest movies ever made)

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Adam Sandler has stopped trying. This movie was a waste of time. Not a funny line in the whole movie. They muddle up words trying to speak with accents, and you can't understand the jokes that they're trying to make. HORRIBLE.

[OK2LA]

Anything starring Jim Carrey.




You my friend are HIGH. Ace Ventura is one of his best characters. Bruce Almighty, The Truman Show, The Mask, Me, Myself, and Irene? All Great movies. Not to mention the best movie of all time: Dumb and Dumber.

I have lost total faith in all of society.:D

[soonerboomer93]

anything with J-Lo

[yermom]

Couldn't go through the entire thread as of yet, but the two I'd say:

Dumb and DumberER (The first one is one of the funniest movies ever made)

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Adam Sandler has stopped trying. This movie was a waste of time. Not a funny line in the whole movie. They muddle up words trying to speak with accents, and you can't understand the jokes that they're trying to make. HORRIBLE.

yeah, that was pretty bad

the first one is classic

[King Crimson]

A friend of mine had that POS on last night when I went over there.

Donald Sutherland really needs to talk to his agent.

Donnie Sutherland has been in *a lot* of crap. He was in Lock-Up for chrissakes. i saw the preview for Fools Gold on a rental and it looked really really awful. and i kind of like Kate Hudson, or thought i did, or wanted too.

maybe.

[King Crimson]

For Your Consideration.

Mighty Wind, Best in Show, Guffman....yeah. same cast of characters and SCTV vets....but FYC was awful. terrible.

[Scott D]

You my friend are HIGH. Ace Ventura is one of his best characters. Bruce Almighty, The Truman Show, The Mask, Me, Myself, and Irene? All Great movies. Not to mention the best movie of all time: Dumb and Dumber.

I have lost total faith in all of society.:D

all of those films would have been far better with well...anyone other than him. the fact that you think dumb and dumber is 'the best movie of all time' is the best reason to have no faith in humanity. :)

[Newbomb Turk]

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I saw it yesterday - what a crappy show.

[Okieflyer]

Idiocracy!

Heck I figure you would say "Patton" Newbomb. :D

[Taxman71]

Couldn't go through the entire thread as of yet, but the two I'd say:

Dumb and DumberER (The first one is one of the funniest movies ever made)

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Adam Sandler has stopped trying. This movie was a waste of time. Not a funny line in the whole movie. They muddle up words trying to speak with accents, and you can't understand the jokes that they're trying to make. HORRIBLE.

I called that when I first saw the preview....you can't understand a word he says. I might catch it on HBO with the close-captioning turned on.

[NormanPride]

I just saw where Costner has a new film coming out soon. I'm gonna go with whatever it is.

[badger]

Recent movies we saw:

Get Smart (brilliant! wonderful! will definitely make you laugh!)
Indiana Jones (um, ok, so that skill thingy is a water soluble alien?)
Prince Caspian (a ncessary bridge between Lion/Witch/Wardrobe and Dawn Treader)
Iron Man (it makes you like a spoiled billionaire that makes money off destroying the world)
Speed Racer (a lot more fun than reviews would have you believe)

Out of all of them, I think Indy should have been made 15 years ago so they could have the Nazis as the enemies still, but not "awful" and while it shouldn't have been made now, it shouldn't have "never" been made.

Speed Racer should have been made after the comic made a comeback, not to help the comic make a comeback. Movies are higher budget and should be an afterthought of an already successful idea. However, it was not "awful," but indeed an abysmal failure at the box office.

Get Smart was awesome, regardless of what the critics think. We took my parents (in their 50s) and my great aunt and one of her friends (both in their 90s). All of us loved it.

[TMcGee86]

"Death Sentence"


Absolutely horrible. Worst movie I have ever seen.

[def_lazer_fc]

Nukie. look it up. but to be fair, it does have one of the best out of nowhere dance numbers ive ever seen. if you've seen it, you know what im talking about.

[sooneron]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0756729/

I dare anyone to watch it.

[Soonerus]

Worst movie I ever saw, at least until I feel asleep...."The Legend of Boggy Creek"...

[sooneron]

Worst movie I ever saw, at least until I feel asleep...."The Legend of Boggy Creek"...

Jeebus, you're going back on that one. I bet there's a remake in the next couple of years.

[Soonerus]

Jeebus, you're going back on that one. I bet there's a remake in the next couple of years.

It was a few years ago which makes it even more astounding that it put me asleep...