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Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 05:34 PM
and head to the tracks.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 05:35 PM
In. Plus I got some Vet juice ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-0YBr-6IxE

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 05:58 PM
Peeps is skeerd to get started this early bro :D

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 06:12 PM
Peeps is skeerd to get started this early bro :Dand you are fartin around making wine.

MAKE THE GOOD JUICE!

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 06:18 PM
In

Chuck Bao
6/13/2008, 06:20 PM
I'm in for a short time more. I've had a 12-hour head start on you guys.

Early this morning, I need to go check out the progress of construction on my condo unit.

I'm pretty sure that I will need to rejoin the drunky town bound train when I come back. Keep the bar open.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 06:20 PM
and you are fartin around making wine.

MAKE THE GOOD JUICE!

Doing that to :D

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 06:21 PM
I'm in for a short time more. I've had a 12-hour head start on you guys.

Early this morning, I need to go check out the progress of construction on my condo unit.

I'm pretty sure that I will need to rejoin the drunky town bound train when I come back. Keep the bar open.

The "Olevet " Bar dont ever Close :D

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 06:31 PM
Y'all got a bell I can ring around here or sump'n:D

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 06:33 PM
Y'all got a bell I can ring around here or sump'n:D

Ring any bell ya want . sicems will work :pop:

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 06:35 PM
Some one find out fer me quick ok ?
How many cups of sugar = a pound ?

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 06:36 PM
Ring any bell ya want . sicems will work :pop:Let's not do that.

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 06:37 PM
Ring any bell ya want . sicems will work :pop:I didn't think Sic'em had any bells:confused:

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 06:38 PM
I didn't think Sic'em had any bells:confused:

there is that !:confused:

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 06:38 PM
Some one find out fer me quick ok ?
How many cups of sugar = a pound ?2 cups

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 06:38 PM
2 cups

you sure ? this is the "Juice" we talking about here !

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 06:41 PM
you sure ? this is the "Juice" we talking about here !Wiki say's so...http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_cups_of_sugar_are_in_one_pound

I'd fact check'm, but my scales are in the pawn shop:D

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 06:45 PM
you sure ? this is the "Juice" we talking about here !He's right. http://www.co.monroe.in.us/extensionservices/cfs%20Web%20Files/how_much_how_many.htm

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 06:48 PM
I'd fact check'm, but my scales are in the pawn shop:DOr the police station evidence room.:D

SoonerStormchaser
6/13/2008, 06:48 PM
IN! With a tall glass of Baileys on the rocks!

Curly Bill
6/13/2008, 06:51 PM
I got a weddin to go to tomorrow (I hate 'em), and I'm in the process of packin crap up to move (that sucks too). Maybe I should just forget all that and get on the train. :)

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 06:51 PM
works for Me I trust Yall :rolleyes:
:D

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 06:52 PM
I got a weddin to go to tomorrow (I hate 'em), and I'm in the process of packin crap up to move (that sucks too). Maybe I should just forget all that and get on the train. :)

your NOT married ?
If you are tell ur oldlady to get to packing that crap :D

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 06:58 PM
I just saw Wister Tonight on TV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSbteUHn2Vo) must be OV.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 06:58 PM
IN! With a tall glass of Baileys on the rocks!

You poor deprived child :D

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 06:59 PM
I just saw Wister Tonight on TV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSbteUHn2Vo) must be OV.

how about a Link that works you drunk bastage !

Mongo
6/13/2008, 07:02 PM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/vetette.jpg

sorry, I am just laughing my *** off at this. you all may proceed

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 07:02 PM
how about a Link that works you drunk bastage !Works fer me. How bout you get a decent ISP?

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 07:04 PM
Ok it worked
But it cant be ME cause I aint gots a woman to be yellin :cool:

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 07:05 PM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/vetette.jpg

sorry, I am just laughing my *** off at this. you all may proceedI'm waiting for the beard on the little girl.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 07:06 PM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/vetette.jpg

sorry, I am just laughing my *** off at this. you all may proceed

Dear Penis Mongo
I dont think I like you anymore :P

Mongo
6/13/2008, 07:07 PM
she is a handsome woman:D

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 07:09 PM
she is a handsome woman:D

My Grandaughter Or My Daughter ?

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 07:10 PM
I gotta take my little girl out and let her ride her bike cycle. I,....will,....be back.:D

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 07:11 PM
Brass Monkey bitches!

Mongo
6/13/2008, 07:12 PM
My Grandaughter Or My Daughter ?

come on, you think I am that sick and twisted to think your grand daughter is handsome?:D


Stan as at the other board:D

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 07:13 PM
come on, you think I am that sick and twisted to think your grand daughter is handsome?:D


Stan as at the other board:D

I get :confused: at times :D

SoonerStormchaser
6/13/2008, 07:13 PM
You poor deprived child :D

you ole bastage!

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 07:19 PM
I gotta take my little girl out and let her ride her bike cycle. I,....will,....be back.:DSpek for you with the little girl killers out there in Oklahoma these days.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 07:23 PM
Spek for you with the little girl killers out there in Oklahoma these days.

Id like to have that ole boy fer a few days befor they take him to Jail :mad:

Jerk
6/13/2008, 07:25 PM
Hey guys. My name is Curt, and I am an alcoholic.

I'm having the usual....Boulevard Brewary Wheat Beer.

KC//CRIMSON
6/13/2008, 07:26 PM
I'm all for a toast, but why are you hoisting urine water?

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 07:28 PM
Id like to have that ole boy fer a few days befor they take him to Jail :mad:Methinks the police would never find his/their bodies.

Jerk
6/13/2008, 07:29 PM
I'm all for a toast, but why are you hoisting urine water?

Life is too short for cheap beer.

Jerk
6/13/2008, 07:29 PM
Id like to have that ole boy fer a few days befor they take him to Jail :mad:

Google 'brazen bull'

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 07:30 PM
Id like to have that ole boy fer a few days befor they take him to Jail :mad:I hope they find the sonofabitch's

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 07:31 PM
Life is too short for cheap beer.

If Yall are gonna Diss Our Beer of choice
Start your Own dayum Drunky thread :pop:
And Miss out on the Olevet Juice :P

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 07:32 PM
I'm all for a toast, but why are you hoisting urine water?You drink what you want, we'll drink what we want.:rolleyes:

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 07:32 PM
Methinks the police would never find his/their bodies.

pieces

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 07:34 PM
If Yall are gonna Diss Our Beer of choice
Start your Own dayum Drunky thread :pop:
And Miss out on the Olevet Juice :PWhich I will have a little sip of.:P

Jerk
6/13/2008, 07:34 PM
If Yall are gonna Diss Our Beer of choice
Start your Own dayum Drunky thread :pop:
And Miss out on the Olevet Juice :P


Quality, not quantity ;)

Actually, I'm a supporter of both.

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 07:35 PM
Yee, haaaa, good Olevet stuff!

KC//CRIMSON
6/13/2008, 07:37 PM
You drink what you want, we'll drink what we want.:rolleyes:

Well okay, if you want to drink urine water then by god you drink urine water.

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 07:37 PM
Is it warm in here or is it just me?

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 07:37 PM
Yee, haaaa, good Olevet stuff!describe it, if ya can...I gotta know

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 07:38 PM
Quality, not quantity ;)

Actually, I'm a supporter of both.
heh, me to.

I'm still a good two beers from critical mass.:gary:

KC//CRIMSON
6/13/2008, 07:41 PM
describe it, if ya can...I gotta know


Paint thinner with notes of lavender and cherry oak.

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 07:41 PM
I'm skeered if Natty does this to you.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j200/zebthethird/eddievet.jpg

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 07:48 PM
describe it, if ya can...I gotta knowUnusual taste, but smoooothe. Mellow whiskey.

And if Crimson don't quit f'n with our booze it will be a neg fest.

WARNING

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 07:50 PM
You drink what you want, we'll drink what we want.:rolleyes:

exactly.

KC//CRIMSON
6/13/2008, 07:53 PM
Unusual taste, but smoooothe. Mellow whiskey.

And if Crimson don't quit f'n with our booze it will be a neg fest.

WARNING


Bring it! Ye ole taster of urine!

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 07:54 PM
I'm skeered if Natty does this to you.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j200/zebthethird/eddievet.jpgThat is effin funny or am I in drunky town?:D

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 07:54 PM
no need to be a $hithead KC. Drunkytown is a happy place.

OU-HSV
6/13/2008, 07:54 PM
In....
With the budlight tonight. I'll be back on later, got some golf to watch the end of and some beer to keep me hydrated.

KC//CRIMSON
6/13/2008, 07:55 PM
no need to be a $hithead KC. Drunkytown is a happy place.

It was a joke you turd. You of all people should have known that.....good grief.

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 07:56 PM
It was a joke you turd. You of all people should have known that.....good grief.

fine - but now I'm gonna neg ya for calling me a turd.

:P

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 07:57 PM
fine - but now I'm gonna neg ya for calling me a turd.

:PWhats wrong with Turd:confused:

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 07:58 PM
Whats wrong with Turd:confused:

umm - nothing I guess. :O

:D

KC//CRIMSON
6/13/2008, 07:59 PM
I'm getting my turds confused.


Ba-dum crash!

I'm here all week folks!

Try the fish and tip your waitress!

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:00 PM
If your name is Turd than it's a fine name. If it's not there's only one here and his initials are KC//Crimson.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 08:00 PM
Whats wrong with Turd:confused:

wrong turd ?

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 08:01 PM
If your name is Turd than it's a fine name. If it's not there's only one here and his initials are KC//Crimson.Could ya be more specific....give me a hint

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 08:02 PM
That is effin funny or am I in drunky town?:D

12 got My hat crooked the Bastage :mad:

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 08:02 PM
wrong turd ?never had one...:D

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:02 PM
heh, drunkytown on friday night. Thank god for soonerfans.com

KC//CRIMSON
6/13/2008, 08:03 PM
If your name is Turd than it's a fine name. If it's not there's only one here and his initials are KC//Crimson.

The comedy wit of a twelve year old, ladies and gentlemen.....

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 08:04 PM
guess I'd better be careful and not get permabaned from SF.com. I'd miss drunkytown.

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:04 PM
Could ya be more specific....give me a hintJeez, well, I'm trying to keep it low key. Use your imagination. ;)

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 08:05 PM
I got eleben Natty's left....course, I've had tirteen.:D

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 08:06 PM
The comedy wit of a twelve year old, ladies and gentlemen.....Let me guess, your a mean drunk:confused:

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 08:08 PM
I got eleben Natty's left....course, I've had tirteen.:D

stopped and bought a 24 pack on the way home.

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 08:09 PM
Turd - you watching golf?

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:10 PM
Let me guess, your a mean drunk:confused:More like a wife beater drunk.:D

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:13 PM
Okay, beer before liquer, never sicker. Meh, outa natty's goin for the rum.

;)

Seriously, anyone here ever drink Brass Monkey?

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 08:13 PM
Turd - you watching golf?I head Phil was hav'n a hard day....I haven't even turned on the TV.

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 08:14 PM
Okay, beer before liquer, never sicker. Meh, outa natty's goin for the rum.

;)

Seriously, anyone here ever drink Brass Monkey?That funky monkey junkey:confused:

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 08:15 PM
I head Phil was hav'n a hard day....I haven't even turned on the TV.

up and down. His strategy of the strong 3-wood isn't working as he can't hit the fairway with it.

Tiger is on fire.

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:16 PM
That funky monkey junkey:confused:
Brass Monkey recipe



1/2 oz rum (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc2.html)
1/2 oz vodka (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc28.html)
4 oz orange juice (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc69.html)


Good stuff!

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:18 PM
"Tiger is on fire." - That's almost redundant. lol

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 08:18 PM
did we lose Flag and Vet?

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 08:18 PM
Tiger is on fire.NO. FRIGG'N. WAY.

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 08:19 PM
"Tiger is on fire." - That's almost redundant. lol

I know what you mean - but he had played well but not great till he made the turn today. Birdied 4 of his first 5 holes on his back nine to get to -1.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 08:21 PM
did we lose Flag and Vet?

Nope
we On the Phone Plottin aginst Yall :D

12
6/13/2008, 08:21 PM
Good evening, gentlemen. I've never been in here. Hey, why is the floor so sticky?

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 08:21 PM
Nope
we On the Phone Plottin aginst Yall :D

bastards. :mad: :texan:























:D

Mongo
6/13/2008, 08:22 PM
just got back from the store.

In on this train for a while

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 08:22 PM
Good evening, gentlemen. I've never been in here. Hey, why is the floor so sticky?Uh...parden me:O

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:22 PM
Good evening, gentlemen. I've never been in here. Hey, why is the floor so sticky?
It's all that's left of KC :D

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 08:22 PM
Flags Been hittin the Juice since this Morning OUR time
Im starting NOW :D :pop:

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 08:22 PM
just got back from the store.

In on this train for a while

there goes the neighborhood.

12
6/13/2008, 08:24 PM
I smell Aqua Velva.

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 08:24 PM
me drink some of olevets juice, me wasted

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 08:24 PM
just got back from the store.

In on this train for a while


I smell Aqua Velva.

:pop:

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:25 PM
me wastedAlso redundant. :D

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 08:25 PM
me drink some of olevets juice, me wasted

don't give Mongo any ideas.

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 08:25 PM
I smell Aqua Velva.Uh...sorry bout that:O

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 08:26 PM
me wasted


Also redundant. :D

now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are. :)

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 08:26 PM
just got back from the store.

In on this train for a while

Flag and I are sippin " Olevet Juice "
and drinking Natty ;)

12
6/13/2008, 08:26 PM
I just figured someone burped.

Mongo
6/13/2008, 08:26 PM
Vet, when you gonna ship me a mason jar of the juice?

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:27 PM
Flag and I are sippin " Olevet Juice "
and drinking Natty ;)So, where exactly does that fall in the Beer before liquer...deal? :D

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 08:28 PM
Vet, when you gonna ship me a mason jar of the juice?

thot you didnt want any ?

KC//CRIMSON
6/13/2008, 08:28 PM
Hey, why is the floor so sticky?

Civicus Sooner was REALLY happy to see Big Red Ron in Drunkytown.

12
6/13/2008, 08:28 PM
I'd guess somewhere in the "boilermaker" category.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 08:29 PM
So, where exactly does that fall in the Beer before liquer...deal? :D

Dont know
Its Just Natty and Likker !

Mongo
6/13/2008, 08:29 PM
thot you didnt want any ?


you must be confused, I said I didnt want herpes. I do want some juice

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 08:30 PM
Civicus Sooner was REALLY happy to see Big Red Ron in Drunkytown.

what I miss ?

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 08:30 PM
you must be confused, I said I didnt want herpes.

you should have told me that before you-know-what.

Mongo
6/13/2008, 08:31 PM
you should have told me that before you-know-what.


so this thing I have isnt an ingrown hair?

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 08:31 PM
So, where exactly does that fall in the Beer before liquer...deal? :DI b in the middle.

Newbomb Turk
6/13/2008, 08:32 PM
so this thing I have isnt an ingrown hair?

I'd tell you to go see OUDoc, but that would probably just make things worse.

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:33 PM
what I miss ?
KC's intellect.

You see that?


Missed it again.


There it is.


Oops.

Dang.


Gotta love drunkytown.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 08:33 PM
I b in the middle.

Dayum drunk !:mad:





































;) :D

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:34 PM
so this thing I have isnt an ingrown hair?That's what she said...


Badda bing.

12
6/13/2008, 08:34 PM
Is it ok if I dip in here?

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 08:34 PM
I b in the middle.Like Oreo:confused:























:D

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 08:35 PM
Is it ok if I dip in here?Let me bum some...I spilt mine opening my beer

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 08:35 PM
Is it ok if I dip in here?

Just dont spit in the floor . That pizzes me off !:mad:

12
6/13/2008, 08:36 PM
Copenhagen long-cut, right?

Mongo
6/13/2008, 08:36 PM
Is it ok if I dip in here?

only Cope

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:36 PM
Is it ok if I dip in here?You don't redip do ya?

12
6/13/2008, 08:36 PM
olevet, I'm not one of your damned cats.

KC//CRIMSON
6/13/2008, 08:37 PM
Dell HQ's on the bank of the Oklahoma River.

You see that?


Missed it again.


There it is.


Oops.

Dang.


Gotta love drunkytown.


Oh snap!

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2008, 08:38 PM
Yall's to rich for my blood. Red Seal, fine cut....natch...u...ral.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 08:38 PM
olevet, I'm not one of your damned cats.

I have 1 cat and she dont Dip nor spit :P

Mongo
6/13/2008, 08:40 PM
I have 1 cat and she dont Dip nor spit :P

thats nice, but she probably rubs her tang and *** all over the joint

12
6/13/2008, 08:40 PM
...that you know of.

Cats. I swear.

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 08:42 PM
I likes when drunk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8s2zsNhSM&feature=related

12
6/13/2008, 08:43 PM
You've got quite a cat there, vet. What with all those baby birds and all.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 08:45 PM
You've got quite a cat there, vet. What with all those baby birds and all.

She tackled Boomer her 1st day or so here
shes skeered Of Birds Now ;)

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 08:46 PM
thats nice, but she probably rubs her tang and *** all over the joint

Aint that what puzy is fer ?
:pop:

12
6/13/2008, 08:56 PM
only Cope

Reminds me of my favorite Switzer story... went to the recruits house, checked the trash outside and saw a bunch of "Pearl" dead soldiers in there. After sitting in the living room for a while with the recruit and the parents, the dad stands up and says, "Coach, I'm having a beer. Want one?"

Switzer says, "Only if it's a Pearl."

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 08:57 PM
We have lost OV fer a while, some chick just came over there and showed him her tits.

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:58 PM
Reminds me of my favorite Switzer story... went to the recruits house, checked the trash outside and saw a bunch of "Pearl" dead soldiers in there. After sitting in the living room for a while with the recruit and the parents, the dad stands up and says, "Coach, I'm having a beer. Want one?"

Switzer says, "Only if it's a Pearl."Def. one of my favorite King tales.

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 08:59 PM
We have lost OV fer a while, some chick just came over there and showed him her tits.lol, he'll be done in 5 minutes or less.

;)

Jerk
6/13/2008, 09:00 PM
We have lost OV fer a while, some chick just came over there and showed him her tits.

Tragic!

Jerk
6/13/2008, 09:01 PM
You guys can't believe the stuff you can see from a semi.

I really don't think that women fully understand the 'effect' that they have on men.

Flagstaffsooner
6/13/2008, 09:01 PM
lol, he'll be done in 5 minutes or less.

;)Lets see when he comes back.

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 09:04 PM
Lets see when when he comes back.Now he'll wait at least fifteen to save face. :D

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 09:11 PM
Now he'll wait at least fifteen to save face. :DSee, c'mon vet. We miss ya, unless you scored then by all means, take yer time bro. :D

Bone
6/13/2008, 09:12 PM
Never had a natty or natty lite. I'm drinking Moretti La Rossa right now.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 09:16 PM
lol, he'll be done in 5 minutes or less.

;)

20 ******* :hot:
Plus shes gonna be back in a few ;)

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 09:17 PM
20 ******* :hot:
Plus shes gonna be back in a few ;):D

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 09:18 PM
Never had a natty or natty lite. I'm drinking Moretti La Rossa right now.

puzey

Jerk
6/13/2008, 09:18 PM
. I'm drinking Moretti La Rossa right now.

lol wut?

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 09:18 PM
Never had a natty or natty lite. I'm drinking Moretti La Rossa right now.
Moretti is ok but this is drunkytown.

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 09:20 PM
Never had a natty or natty lite. I'm drinking Moretti La Rossa right now.beer snobs are worse than winos.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 09:20 PM
You guys can't believe the stuff you can see from a semi.

I really don't think that women fully understand the 'effect' that they have on men.

Another True story from the "Olevet " Files
My 2nd ex Liked to lean over In my lap, and work On HIM
In a Convertable Top down :hot:
Heard More airhorns going off than at a Game :cool:

12
6/13/2008, 09:22 PM
Ah, she did the flying dickwheel.

Curly Bill
6/13/2008, 09:22 PM
Ah, she did the flying dickwheel.

ba-dum crash!

Jerk
6/13/2008, 09:23 PM
Another True story from the "Olevet " Files
My 2nd ex Liked to lean over In my lap, and work On HIM
In a Convertable Top down :hot:
Heard More airhorns going off than at a Game :cool:

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm married.

Jerk
6/13/2008, 09:24 PM
srsly, you guys notice that when she says "I do" the BJ's come to an end. But any time she's in the mood you had better 'go down there.' Fugin women.

Bone
6/13/2008, 09:25 PM
Moretti is ok but this is drunkytown.

I've only been what I would consider drunk 4-5 times in my life. I don't drink to get drunk or even get a buzz.

Bone
6/13/2008, 09:25 PM
srsly, you guys notice that when she says "I do" the BJ's come to an end. But any time she's in the mood you had better 'go down there.' Fugin women.

That is so true.

r5TPsooner
6/13/2008, 09:25 PM
I just finished the yard work and having a ham sammich for dinner. The wife has already had two glasses of wine so my chances for getting lucky tonite are 60/40.

Guinness after a shower.

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 09:26 PM
I've only been what I would consider drunk 4-5 times in my life. I don't drink to get drunk or even get a buzz.ur in teh wrong thread bud.

12
6/13/2008, 09:26 PM
:pop:

r5TPsooner
6/13/2008, 09:27 PM
srsly, you guys notice that when she says "I do" the BJ's come to an end. But any time she's in the mood you had better 'go down there.' Fugin women.


I have no problem eatin the pie, but the bratwurst needs to be smoked every now and then too.

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 09:28 PM
OK, Mrs. BRR is gettin frisky. I'm out ya'll. Maybe back in a couple of hours. ;)

Jerk
6/13/2008, 09:31 PM
I have no problem eatin the pie, but the bratwurst needs to be smoked every now and then too.

I agree. I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

I just don't get my turn, though. Not in this marriage.

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 09:33 PM
I agree. I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

I just don't get my turn, though. Not in this marriage.
C'mon man, grow a pair. Either 69 it or lay down the law. ;)

tommieharris91
6/13/2008, 09:34 PM
I've only been what I would consider drunk 4-5 times in my life. I don't drink to get drunk or even get a buzz.

Bone = SicEm?

tommieharris91
6/13/2008, 09:35 PM
srsly, you guys notice that when she says "I do" the BJ's come to an end. But any time she's in the mood you had better 'go down there.' Fugin women.

As long as she returns the favor...

Curly Bill
6/13/2008, 09:35 PM
Bone = SicEm?

Can one get drunk on Zima?

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 09:35 PM
Bone = SicEm?= Gehy.

OK, srsly, out

Jerk
6/13/2008, 09:35 PM
C'mon man, grow a pair. Either 69 it or lay down the law. ;)

But I feel like I'm ...nevermind.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 09:36 PM
I've only been what I would consider drunk 4-5 times in my life. I don't drink to get drunk or even get a buzz.

Then Why Waiste the Booze ?
I never **** to get My nut I just take a few strokes :confused: :eek: :pop:

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 09:37 PM
But I feel like I'm ...nevermind.
heh, it's all good. Least you get it regularly. Unlike KC. heh.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 09:37 PM
That is so true.

you dont drink . so why would you Even want one ?
:rolleyes:

r5TPsooner
6/13/2008, 09:38 PM
Have any of you ever dated a woman who didn't like a cat bath?

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 09:39 PM
OK, Mrs. BRR is gettin frisky. I'm out ya'll. Maybe back in a couple of Minutes ;)

Fixed

stoops the eternal pimp
6/13/2008, 09:39 PM
HEY! has anybody missed me? I been gone but nows I m back

spent 3 days at MarVel Resort off the river doing some more sitting and eating...I just took a couple of nice pills to help me relax

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 09:40 PM
FixedOK, get this, she agreed to do the deed while typing on drunkytown. It's really just a matter of time till I have to pull my weight and kick in. ;)

r5TPsooner
6/13/2008, 09:41 PM
OK, get this, she agreed to do the deed while typing on drunkytown. It's really just a matter of time till I have to pull my weight and kick in. ;)


Score one for the good guys.:)

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 09:42 PM
Score one for the good guys.:)totally, she's pretty damn cool. I mean for a chick and all. :D

OK, looks like it's my turn!

OUT!

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 09:42 PM
OK, get this, she agreed to do the deed while typing on drunkytown. It's really just a matter of time till I have to pull my weight and kick in. ;)

10 xs Man points if you Post as your Busting !:hot:

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 09:43 PM
HEY! has anybody missed me? I been gone but nows I m back

spent 3 days at MarVel Resort off the river doing some more sitting and eating...I just took a couple of nice pills to help me relax

you share ur pills we share our Booze !;)

Big Red Ron
6/13/2008, 09:44 PM
10 xs Man points if you Post as your Busting !:hot:Oh man, that would totally screw up my timing on this project.


Ok, I almost did. srsly. OUT!!!

12
6/13/2008, 09:44 PM
That's downright dickwheelian, right ther.

r5TPsooner
6/13/2008, 09:45 PM
you share ur pills we share our Booze !;)

werd!

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 09:51 PM
We Lost Flag and he didnt even get to see any TiTays :rolleyes:

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 09:53 PM
Be back
I gots to measure the sugar

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 09:57 PM
I forgotted
One cup = a Pound ?

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 10:01 PM
2 cups

so 2 quarts are how many ?

tommieharris91
6/13/2008, 10:07 PM
2 quarts = .5 gallon = 8 cups

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 10:25 PM
so 2 quarts are how many ?

Nevar Mind I used all I had
30 Lbs of sugar makes 10 Gals of Wine and 3 Gals Of shine !:D

tommieharris91
6/13/2008, 10:29 PM
GET MORE SUGAR!!!!!

So can you use some of that stuff in your still in place of gasoline? Would you really want to?

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 10:31 PM
Next time I go to Canute
thats out By elk city
Im gonna have a case of Pints
Yall want some sign up LOL

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 10:33 PM
GET MORE SUGAR!!!!!

So can you use some of that stuff in your still in place of gasoline? Would you really want to?

Naw I wouldnt want to
But If gas gets any higher It would Pay ;)

tommieharris91
6/13/2008, 10:34 PM
How far is elk city from Norman?

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 10:39 PM
How far is elk city from Norman?

Ill be going right thru OKC
will trade fer sugar
Dayum I bot a 25 lb bag last Night and May have enough fer coffeein the Morning !

tommieharris91
6/13/2008, 10:40 PM
Do you take US$? Some vendors take euros and barrels of oil because the dollar is too weak nowadays.

12
6/13/2008, 10:41 PM
I'd be posting more, but four nekkid wemens just showed up. I'll try to post between flying dickwheels.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 10:42 PM
Do you take US$? Some vendors take euros and barrels of oil because the dollar is too weak nowadays.

Sugar pay tention ;)

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 10:43 PM
I'd be posting more, but four nekkid wemens just showed up. I'll try to post between flying dickwheels.

You Lie to your Friends
Ill Lie to Mine
Buts lets dont Be
Lieing to
each other !:P

12
6/13/2008, 10:49 PM
OK, there are only three.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 11:07 PM
OK, there are only three.

Whers Fraggle , yermom, Blue ,and PG ?

12
6/13/2008, 11:14 PM
I'm about to puss out... got some fence to build tomorrow in the south Tehas heat.

Curly Bill
6/13/2008, 11:17 PM
I got a feeling that the "flying dickwheel" is going to become a board staple. :D

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 11:33 PM
I got a feeling that the "flying dickwheel" is going to become a board staple. :D

Im still trying to wear MINE out ;)

royalfan5
6/13/2008, 11:34 PM
So Grain Belt isn't a particularly great beer in case you were wondering.

olevetonahill
6/13/2008, 11:37 PM
So Grain Belt isn't a particularly great beer in case you were wondering.

I wasnt !:rolleyes:

Curly Bill
6/13/2008, 11:37 PM
Who will be the first person to start a thread with the title:

Any of you Flying Dickwheels .................................?

NYC Poke
6/14/2008, 12:37 AM
Millar Lite. I buy it in the 24 oz. cans because it's easier to haul up to my 5th floor apartment and down to my trash. The bottles are just too much of a pain, and the small cans take up too much trash bag space.

Translation for vet: moutojwnfwojfwntntntn t t ag pusey

I loved the hat, btw.

olevetonahill
6/14/2008, 01:08 AM
Millar Lite. I buy it in the 24 oz. cans because it's easier to haul up to my 5th floor apartment and down to my trash. The bottles are just too much of a pain, and the small cans take up too much trash bag space.

Translation for vet: moutojwnfwojfwntntntn t t ag pusey

I loved the hat, btw.

you the Coolest ag on this Board
Can you Make aggie tool go away ?

NYC Poke
6/14/2008, 01:15 AM
you the Coolest ag on this Board
Can you Make aggie tool go away ?

I don't even know who that is. And frankly, I don't wield that kind of power.

I try to be honest on both boards (I post on OP under the same moniker). The only time I'll talk smack on a Sooner is when when they're on our board asking for it, much the same way I'd expect you guys to smack down one of my kind for coming on here and talking smack.

Sometimes the noobs over there will give me crap for posting on this board, but honestly, I just miss Oklahomans. :(

olevetonahill
6/14/2008, 01:21 AM
I don't even know who that is. And frankly, I don't wield that kind of power.

I try to be honest on both boards (I post on OP under the same moniker). The only time I'll talk smack on a Sooner is when when they're on our board asking for it, much the same way I'd expect you guys to smack down one of my kind for coming on here and talking smack.

Sometimes the noobs over there will give me crap for posting on this board, but honestly, I just miss Oklahomans. :(

fukem you Talk straight Here
I have Never registered on another board less you count the Miami board last year and that was to just talk FT Ball with em

NYC Poke
6/14/2008, 01:30 AM
You know, Steve Owens wasn from Miami.

Oh, other Miami.

olevetonahill
6/14/2008, 02:16 AM
You know, Steve Owens wasn from Miami.

Oh, other Miami.

He was a SOONER wasnt he tho :D

def_lazer_fc
6/14/2008, 02:44 AM
IN! With a tall glass of Baileys on the rocks!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e376/def_lazer_fc/old-gregg.jpg

Flagstaffsooner
6/14/2008, 05:31 AM
We Lost Flag and he didnt even get to see any TiTays :rolleyes:That OVJ puts me to sleep.

Chuck Bao
6/14/2008, 05:40 AM
I am going to have to a jar of that OVJ, even if I have to drive to Wister and beg for it. Olevet, you'd be a saint and take in some lonely stray, right?

Flagstaffsooner
6/14/2008, 06:45 AM
I am going to have to a jar of that OVJ, even if I have to drive to Wister and beg for it. Olevet, you'd be a saint and take in some lonely stray, right?That OVJ is remarkable stuff. Dont drive to Wister, half the way is ocean.:D

r5TPsooner
6/14/2008, 08:09 AM
Im still trying to wear MINE out ;)

heh

OU-HSV
6/14/2008, 08:35 AM
Oops, didn't make it back, fell asleep after golf. Looks like it was entertaining though

SicEmBaylor
6/14/2008, 02:48 PM
Can one get drunk on Zima?

One can get drunk on Zima but one can not get drunk on one Zima.

So add that to your repertoire of wisdom.

Flagstaffsooner
6/14/2008, 03:05 PM
Oops, didn't make it back, fell asleep after golf. Looks like it was entertaining thoughA good time was had by all.
http://www.cs.uni.edu/~wallingf/blog-images/humor/wc-fields.jpg

OU-HSV
6/14/2008, 06:31 PM
Round two?

Newbomb Turk
6/14/2008, 06:32 PM
Round two?

I'm ready - golf & beer again. :)

OU-HSV
6/14/2008, 06:36 PM
I'm ready - golf & beer again. :)

In on that.
It was a little disappointing that the real golf coverage didn't start til 3 or after, but it was okay, cause I grilled a nice spread for lunch, chicken, potatoes, then we had beans and salad to go along w/it.
Bud light and Warsteiner have been a good friend of mine this afternoon.

Newbomb Turk
6/14/2008, 06:41 PM
Sounds good HSV. I just ordered a pizza. :D

The good thing about the golf coverage starting at 3:00 is that I think NBC plans on going till 9:00 local time tonight.

Newbomb Turk
6/14/2008, 06:43 PM
HSV - the HS is "Hot Springs", right?

OU-HSV
6/14/2008, 06:43 PM
Sounds good HSV. I just ordered a pizza. :D

The good thing about the golf coverage starting at 3:00 is that I think NBC plans on going till 9:00 local time tonight.

Exactly, Prime time golf is odd, but it works for me.
Unfotunately for me my computer is in one room and my TV is in the other so I have to bounce on and off here.

OU-HSV
6/14/2008, 06:44 PM
HSV - the HS is "Hot Springs", right?

Ya, we moved to Hot Springs Village for 2 years. But we are happily back in Oklahoma since May of '06

Newbomb Turk
6/14/2008, 06:45 PM
Exactly, Prime time golf is odd, but it works for me.
Unfotunately for me my computer is in one room and my TV is in the other so I have to bounce on and off here.

this is why I set my computer room up with a TV in the room.

Newbomb Turk
6/14/2008, 06:47 PM
Ya, we moved to Hot Springs Village for 2 years. But we are happily back in Oklahoma since May of '06

ah - I see.

I'm thinking about taking the family to the Hot Springs area later this summer. I'm looking at places to stay around one of the area lakes - probably Lake Hamilton.

OU-HSV
6/14/2008, 06:50 PM
ah - I see.

I'm thinking about taking the family to the Hot Springs area later this summer. I'm looking at places to stay around one of the area lakes - probably Lake Hamilton.

PM me either now or when you get to serious planning/booking, maybe I can help some with the places to stay and eat, etc. A lot of my family lives in that area and I've visited there all my life. And as I said, I lived there for 2 years. Hot Springs Village where I lived is about 20 minutes from Hot Springs. So we were in H.S. all the time.

Newbomb Turk
6/14/2008, 06:55 PM
will do, HSV.

thanks.

OU-HSV
6/14/2008, 07:00 PM
will do, HSV.

thanks.

No prob. Glad to help when you're ready.
I just visited there a couple months ago when I went striper fishing. I stayed on Lake Ouachita...my favorite lake.

r5TPsooner
6/14/2008, 08:12 PM
Just had some good BBQ ribs, smoked sausage, brisket, and ham with baked beans, corn on the cob, potato salad and homeade sun tea.

Good stuff!

Now, it's time for a beer, Old Scratch. If it sucks, going to the Guinness.

Turd_Ferguson
6/14/2008, 08:42 PM
Only drink the Guinness with me fish and chips

12
6/14/2008, 09:03 PM
Just had some good BBQ ribs, smoked sausage, brisket, and ham with baked beans, corn on the cob, potato salad and homeade sun tea.


http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2e/230px-GrandpaJonesalbum.jpg

SaLOOOOOOT!!

Chuck Bao
6/14/2008, 09:07 PM
Only drink the Guinness with me fish and chips

That is a damn good thought there, Mr. Ferguson. Guinness with chips and spicy Indian curry or masala isn't bad either, nor is spinach goat cheese (palak paneer) with a heaping dolp of raita.

Wine drinkers may think that they are enjoying the best of life, but they're not. If you have to sip it, forget it.

Rogue
6/14/2008, 10:18 PM
On the rum and coke tonight.

Blue
6/14/2008, 11:12 PM
Stella and Valium. Good times.

Mongo
6/14/2008, 11:14 PM
Stella and Valium. Good times.

I see your Stella and Valium, and raise you Jim Beam and Oxycodone

Blue
6/14/2008, 11:16 PM
I see your your Beam and Oxycodone and raise you 1 Tequila shot and a Soma.

Mongo
6/14/2008, 11:19 PM
:D good night Blue

Mjcpr
6/14/2008, 11:24 PM
I think the mods do a fine job, JCS, what do you think?

Mongo
6/14/2008, 11:28 PM
I like to sit down in the shower if I know I have a high PSI fart ready to go.