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[TUSooner]

Barack Obama is the anti-Christ. I just got an email saying it, so it must be true. Sorry for not posting it here, but the main logic is that "the Bible say the anti-Christ will be a Muslim man between 17 and 40, and Obama is a Muslim." Don't try to obscure the truth with a bunch of "facts" and don't say I didn't warn you!!

YWIA!

[mdklatt]

the Bible say the anti-Christ will be a Muslim man between 17 and 40, and Obama is a Muslim

Well obviously he's a closet Muslim--that's why really left that church--but I think he's over 40, so I have some doubts about the veracity of that e-mail. :D

[Frozen Sooner]

Heh.

Snort.

Heh.

[soonerinabilene]

Not only that, but he rose to the top incredibly fast by political standards. Came out of nowhere. Just like Nicolae Carpathia in the Left Behind series. That plus your email is enough to convince me.

[Frozen Sooner]

Well, md, it's entirely possible that at one time he was the anti-Christ and isn't any longer. Which means that we're going to be at a negotiating disadvantage when it comes to anti-Christians, because he's an apostate.

Do you have any proof that he's never BEEN an anti-Christ?

[mdklatt]

Well, md, it's entirely possible that at one time he was the anti-Christ and isn't any longer. Which means that we're going to be at a negotiating disadvantage when it comes to anti-Christians, because he's an apostate.

Do you have any proof that he's never BEEN an anti-Christ?

Good point. I was wondering if that meant the anti-Christ would first become the anti-Christ between the ages 17-40, or if those are the actual age limits for holding the job.

So how does the Bible describe Muslims since it was written before there was such a thing as Islam?

[Frozen Sooner]

Eh, that's not so bad. The Revelation is supposed to be prophecy, so it's not surprising it'd describe stuff that doesn't exist yet.

[mdklatt]

Eh, that's not so bad. The Revelation is supposed to be prophecy, so it's not surprising it'd describe stuff that doesn't exist yet.

I know, but what does it say in Revelations that makes people think "Muslim", since it obviously doesn't use that word or make any references to Mohammed?

[sooner_born_1960]

Finally. A serious discussion.

[Animal Mother]

Infidelcastrodamuslim

[King Crimson]

Eh, that's not so bad. The Revelation is supposed to be prophecy, so it's not surprising it'd describe stuff that doesn't exist yet.

you mean like Viagra beer that's healthier than brown rice and carrots?

[King Crimson]

ya know, since science can't explain the anti-christ the only logical alternative explanation is that it must be Obama. :D

[GottaHavePride]

Infidelcastrodamuslim


Isn't that element 124? I think they just discovered it last year.

Up next: an Iron Man suit powered by Infidelcastrodamuslim.

[royalfan5]

Not only that, but he rose to the top incredibly fast by political standards. Came out of nowhere. Just like Nicolae Carpathia in the Left Behind series. That plus your email is enough to convince me.

Speaking of which, I thought the anti-Christ was supposed to be Roman of sorts, hence why Carpathia was a Romanian.

[mdklatt]

Speaking of which, I thought the anti-Christ was supposed to be Roman of sorts, hence why Carpathia was a Romanian.

"Barack" is African for "of Rome". :eek:

[JohnnyMack]

So I go to Lowe's last weekend. The Bixby, Oklahoma Lowe's that is. I buy one of those opaque shades for my son's window because I'm tired of him waking up at 6 like a damn rooster. I'm wearing an Obama t-shirt (suck it Dean) and the girl who is cutting the shade to size says, "Obama? I ain't seen anyone with that shirt on around here". My point? I would imagine that e-mail could be rather convincing to a good many people.

[r5TPsooner]

Barack Obama is the anti-Christ. I just got an email saying it, so it must be true. Sorry for not posting it here, but the main logic is that "the Bible say the anti-Christ will be a Muslim man between 17 and 40, and Obama is a Muslim." Don't try to obscure the truth with a bunch of "facts" and don't say I didn't warn you!!

YWIA!


I agree with you about 80%.

[M]

Thanks for giving me the heads up about an e-mail I will almost assuredly receive from my backwoods-dwelling, conspiracy theorist uncle.

[JohnnyMack]

Thanks for giving me the heads up about an e-mail I will almost assuredly receive from my backwoods-dwelling, conspiracy theorist uncle.

Does he have a daughter/wife/sister that works at the Lowe's in Bixby?

[M]

Heh.

Nah, that branch of the family is up in northern Indiana.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

I was wondering when this would start. If you read all the characterizations regarding said demon, Oblahma would seem to fit many points...Not that those aren't broad brushes, but I was just commenting the other day to Mrs. THA as to when/if this would happen...

[OUDoc]

Is Obama the first anti-Christ to win the Democratic nomination?