Ive out drank , Out fought .

[olevetonahill]

But Im here now .
Hell of a day :D
Join in if Ya wanta hear the stories of this Day:cool:

[Flagstaffsooner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqOKvonLrH8

[Tailwind]

Ok, what's the story Vet?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

please tell

[olevetonahill]

1st story
I was at the Shipping Place shippin the Juice. Sweet talkin the lil Girl into helping me with the Lables, While My Friend Is out in the truck Wrapping this stuff up. :cool: so far ok ?
I Look up in time to see a Van Come slidding on its side , It Hit the Curb :eek:

[Tailwind]

Oh man...there has to be more to the story, right?

[olevetonahill]

Come to Find Out , This Fat assed Ole vet Can run :eek:
My friend an I get to the Scene Of the crime ( I did Flip My Hat off into the Back of My truck as I ran By ) ( cant Be losing My Hat )

[Flagstaffsooner]

Go on...

[olevetonahill]

Im the 2nd 1 At the scene of the crime :eek:
Smoke Is Going every where :eek:
I say Its everywhere , Its every where
I Help get the Drivers door Open( Yall member the Van Is on its side right ? )

[Tailwind]

dang!
oh, and koo-koo-kachoo

[olevetonahill]

Get the Drivers Door Open. Im holding that Mofo Up Like Im Herclues or somtin. The Driver Dude Is standing On his Oldlady or someshat :eek:
I say Dude Get your foot off her throat !
(Member Im still being Strong man here)
MY friend went to the Back of the Van , Gets the BACK door Open and starts Getting KIDS out ( did I say SMOKE was everywhere ?)
After He got Like 5 Kids Out and I had gotten 2 Adults Out.
He Looked up at me and asked Me if was just ****ing with him and sending the Kids Back thru;)
I would have But at the time I didnt think about it :O

[Flagstaffsooner]

http://www.hootpage.com/watt01c.jpg
I igoog'd for van wreck

[olevetonahill]

After we Got every one to Safty at GREAT risk to Our Shiiping
IM still Like Hercules Holding this Dayum door up, While the Rubber nexkers wanta Look in
The Olevet In his Smooth way says " Back up bitch Or Imma gonna let it slam On ur Head "
They Backed up:mad:
The PoPos came. Said " did you see what happened " ?
I In My most oBama way I said " NOPE " :D
Theres a Lot More But thats the gist :pop:

[Flagstaffsooner]

Oh the humanity!
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/flying/assets/hindenburg.jpg

[Tailwind]

:D

[Fraggle145]

nice vet! savin the juice and the chil'uns. You deserve a medal.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

whoa....I justs farted

[Fraggle145]

you said 1st story... Id there a second story?

[Flagstaffsooner]

Tune in tomorrow.

First there was 'Dallas' with JR

Now there is 'Wister' with OV

[olevetonahill]

you said 1st story... Id there a second story?

I havnt even Talked about the Dranking Part yet !
The PoPos that Came to MY shop , the Poor Puupy we Had to Put Down
YALL Got all Nite ?

[olevetonahill]

Tune in tomorrow.

First there was 'Dallas' with JR

Now there is ' THE WisterPoPos dont **** with the'OV
Fixed :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

The PoPos that Came to MY shop

Wister PD
http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=98354&rendTypeId=4

[olevetonahill]

2Nd True Olevet Crime storey
After the Day has settleted ndown a Tad.
My dil runs over a lil puppy:eek: at the shop :mad:
The Wister PoPos show up to Handle it right ? NOPE
the Fatfuk asks" I dont Have a 22 Can Yall do it ? "
I Look at at the Puppy and Can see His Back is Broken:mad:
The Fukin Pig wants Us to Take the Pup out in the Country and shoot it :mad:
They Load said Pup into the Back of my truck . Pizz Me OFF
I say Noway jose !Its a Pup and its suffering . Grab its Hind Legs and Pop it against a rock:mad:
I love animals But I WONT let one suffer .
So SAD part Is we Snapped its Neck and It is In Doggy Heaven:eek:

[olevetonahill]

Wister PD
http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=98354&rendTypeId=4

They aint that smart Bro !

[olevetonahill]

3rd True storey
Same Idjit PoPo Trys to Pull My Nephew Over as Hes coming to My shop so I can fix Nephews A/C :rolleyes:
I walk out and Say " what did you do NOW Nephew? "
Popo says He was doing 43 in a 30 . I say youve ( popo ) Never came off that Hill have you ?
I swear Wister Gets RIch off of that Hill .
Popo lets Him go , Cause we took care of HIS prob.:cool:

[Tailwind]

Awww that's too bad. You shoulda bitch slapped that ho.

[Tailwind]

what was his problem?

[Flagstaffsooner]

what was his problem?Sobriety.

[Fraggle145]

sorry bout the pup vet :(

[olevetonahill]

:D

[olevetonahill]

Awww that's too bad. You shoulda bitch slapped that ho.

Im in enought Trouble now, D
Fukem
Bring it ;)

[Rogue]

I thought MY day was bad cause I stayed out too late drinking and listening to Doc Watson. Dayyum OV, why don't you go ahead and take the rest of the weekend off?

[Czar Soonerov]

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