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BillyBall
6/5/2008, 01:42 PM
I want to start a "What wins in a fight" thread.

So the first competition: Kangaroo vs Ostrich

Im no expert but I would take the Ostrich.

Sooner_Havok
6/5/2008, 01:50 PM
I want to start a "What wins in a fight" thread.

So the first competition: Kangaroo vs Ostrich

Im no expert but I would take the Ostrich.

I am going with the one that can kick you in half

royalfan5
6/5/2008, 01:51 PM
If an Ostrich can damn near kill Johnny Cash, it can sure as hell take a kangaroo.

Fugue
6/5/2008, 01:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_FVD0BR2Mc

:eek:

Bone
6/5/2008, 01:53 PM
Ostriches are mean creatures.

NormanPride
6/5/2008, 02:37 PM
Number two: Who wins in a race, Anakin Skywalker or Tom Cruise in Days of Thunder?

soonerinabilene
6/5/2008, 02:41 PM
The ostrich has the speed of Apollo Creed, but the Kangaroo has the "punchers chance" of Rocky. I say they draw the first time, and then the roo wins the rematch by one second. What is really interesting is when the Siberian Tiger comes in and kills the ostrich, and the roo goes to Moscow to whoop his commie a$$.

BillyBall
6/5/2008, 02:42 PM
Number two: Who wins in a race, Anakin Skywalker or Tom Cruise in Days of Thunder?

Hey this is a "what wins in a fight" thread not "who wins in a race" thread. :rolleyes:


Skywalker would whip his ***

SoonerStormchaser
6/5/2008, 03:34 PM
Me vs. SicEm

Curly Bill
6/5/2008, 03:38 PM
I'm thinking the Ostrich wins on longer reach -- it can stand back at a distance and peck the kangaroo to death. Then when the roo gets frustrated and wades in the ostrich gets it with those powerful ostrich legs and de-guts the kangaroo.

mdklatt
6/5/2008, 03:45 PM
If an ostrich is even half as mean as an emu, it would kick the kangaroo's ***.

Curly Bill
6/5/2008, 03:49 PM
If an ostrich is even half as mean as an emu, it would kick the kangaroo's ***.

I in fact think that the ol' ostrich is a pretty mean creature.

Sooner_Havok
6/5/2008, 03:52 PM
Were is your mammalian pride? :D

olevetonahill
6/5/2008, 04:57 PM
Me vs. SicEm

Girl fight ?

NormanPride
6/5/2008, 05:19 PM
Star Wars Kid vs. Stanley1

SoonerStormchaser
6/6/2008, 01:16 PM
Girl fight ?

No...more like two retards playing chess.

mdklatt
6/6/2008, 01:58 PM
No...more like two retards playing chess.

King me!

BillyBall
6/9/2008, 09:40 AM
Wolverine vs Black Bear

My money is on the Wolverine

stoops the eternal pimp
6/9/2008, 09:43 AM
I would have to say Black Bear