Stupid Cats Name Just got Changed

[olevetonahill]

She Is No longer Fire Cracker
Her Official Name Is Freddy
I went in the Kitchen to get a beer , She Runs In front of me and stops,
I step On her dumbass . She In turn Rolls up and sinks them Dayum Built In switchBlades that she Has Into MY foot:mad:
I kicked her across the Dayum shack:D
She comes flying Back at ME with 10 Blades Flying
Freddy Kruger Bitch

[def_lazer_fc]

i would have gone with spaceboots. why? why not.

[Mongo]

better than your usual prostitute clawing you in the face

[olevetonahill]

Are ALL cats this Nuts ?
Im serious , She runs to get in front Of Me then stops :mad:
She Cuts Me with them Damn knifes of hers again , Shes going to the Chinese Restaurant :mad:

[olevetonahill]

better than your usual prostitute clawing you in the face

Yea I know But at least I Know she Likes it ruff :D

[def_lazer_fc]

Are ALL cats this Nuts ?
Im serious , She runs to get in front Of Me then stops :mad:
She Cuts Me with them Damn knifes of hers again , Shes going to the Chinese Restaurant :mad:

my first cat was insane. of course, i should point out that im in the no declawing crowd so that probably just made it worse. but the cat i have now never lets her claws out. ever. well, at least when interacting with people. my couch would tell you different though. :D

[olevetonahill]

I think I just drove My point Home.
At the end Of a size 9
Not sure where she Is , But I know its Not under my Feet .

[r5TPsooner]

Are ALL cats this Nuts ?
Im serious , She runs to get in front Of Me then stops :mad:
She Cuts Me with them Damn knifes of hers again , Shes going to the Chinese Restaurant :mad:

I have owned/met one cat in my lifetime that was a great pet. The rest were lazy, arrogant, and hated people.

[olevetonahill]

I have owned/met one cat in my lifetime that was a great pet. The rest were lazy, arrogant, and hated people.

I figured it out
Cats are irritating, Demanding, pouting
They Must be descended from wimmens , right ?
No wonder we Call em pussies:eek:

[yermom]

I have owned/met one cat in my lifetime that was a great pet. The rest were lazy, arrogant, and hated people.

i've had and been around lots of good cats

i guess i could be a little arrogant and lazy though

i tend to hate people too

[12]

I guess "#3 with Spicy Sauce" was too long.

[Fraggle145]

i've had and been around lots of good cats

i guess i could be a little arrogant and lazy though

i tend to hate people too

me too. Plus they know where to ****, you dont have to follow em around and wait for it to happen.

[SoonerStormchaser]

I'll stand next to her so you can throw a frag...and run off before it explodes.

[olevetonahill]

I'll stand next to her so you can throw a frag...and run off before it explodes.

She pulls that stunt again Ill shove the Frag up her *** and throw em Both at YOU ;)

[SoonerStormchaser]

sheesh-ke-bobcat!

[NormanPride]

I would think you would have some respect for an animal 1/10th your size standing up to you. :D

[olevetonahill]

I would think you would have some respect for an animal 1/10th your size standing up to you. :D

1/200th ?
She hasnt run in front of and put on her Breaks all day:D

[NormanPride]

heh. Still, I don't know many people that would bare their fangs against a giant with a Natty hangover. ;)

[olevetonahill]

Shes a Good cat most of the time, But Im gonna break her from running to get ahead of me and then stoppin,
when Then when I stepped on her She Hung the Switchbaldes In my foot .
It Looked Like Uwe and The Kick at Okio St:eek: