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SteelClip49
5/31/2008, 09:59 AM
When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by
the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of
empire building' by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the
United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to
fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever
asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.
You could have heard a pin drop.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Then there was a conference in France where a number of international
engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break one
of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard
the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to
Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb
them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers
have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people;
they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to
shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed
3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand
gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a
dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and
from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France
have? '

You could have heard a pin drop

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies.
At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that
included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in
English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly
complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans
learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to
speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the
Brits,Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to
speak German.'

You could have heard a pin drop.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a
tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by
plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs
officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to
France previously. 'Then you should know enough to have your passport
ready.' The American said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to
show it.' 'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on
arrival in France!' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard
look. Then he quietly explained. 'Well, when I came ashore at Omaha
Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any
Frenchmen to show it to.'

You could have heard a pin drop

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What Is A Veteran?

A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve
-- is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made
payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to,
and including his life.'

That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country
today, who no longer understand that fact

XingTheRubicon
5/31/2008, 10:55 AM
I'm sure we have enough factual stories of American nobility and bravery without having to make **** up.


BTW, even though France sucks and will always suck, they spend as big of percentage of their available funds as any industrialized nation on disaster relief. It's probably the only thing they do well.

King Crimson
5/31/2008, 10:57 AM
hating on the French for WWII (60 years ago) is really not America's most pressing geopolitical concern.

additionally, without Lafayette we're kinda hard pressed to run off the Lobsterbacks, ya know?

olevetonahill
5/31/2008, 01:28 PM
Thanks Frm
I found it funny. To bad some cant see the Humor

Fraggle145
5/31/2008, 01:33 PM
Since when have email forwards constituted a thread? I mean some of em were pretty funny, but c'mon is this really thread worthy?

olevetonahill
5/31/2008, 01:37 PM
Since when have email forwards constituted a thread? I mean some of em were pretty funny, but c'mon is this really thread worthy?

More so than some topics , that are posted :cool:

olevetonahill
5/31/2008, 07:06 PM
Just to Bump this and to say
I snopes the Colin powell one and its true . Yall can do the others If ya want
So It WASNT made up :P

Chuck Bao
5/31/2008, 07:31 PM
Just to Bump this and to say
I snopes the Colin powell one and its true . Yall can do the others If ya want
So It WASNT made up :P

Yeah, we don't want land, we want oil! Someone please correct me if I'm wrong. Didn't the idea of the cost of the Iraq liberation war would be paid for by oil revenues was promoted by the Bush administration? Obviously, that's not tenable now.

And, Colin Powel is the spokesman for the Bush administration? What happened to him? The voice of reason?

olevetonahill
5/31/2008, 07:36 PM
Yeah, we don't want land, we want oil! Someone please correct me if I'm wrong. Didn't the idea of the cost of the Iraq liberation war would be paid for by oil revenues was promoted by the Bush administration? Obviously, that's not tenable now.

And, Colin Powel is the spokesman for the Bush administration? What happened to him? The voice of reason?

I think he said
**** off dip ****s :D

Frozen Sooner
6/1/2008, 01:56 AM
Since when have email forwards constituted a thread?

About two minutes after the SF.com domain went live.

You could hear a pin drop.

olevetonahill
6/1/2008, 02:08 AM
About two minutes after the SF.com domain went live.

You could hear a pin drop.

Did you Snopes that or are you Making **** up ?
;)

OU-HSV
6/1/2008, 02:13 AM
It's so late I can't read all that correctly. But I'm totally in on the proud American part.

olevetonahill
6/1/2008, 02:15 AM
It's so late I can't read all that correctly. But I'm totally in on the proud American part.

So thats the NEW excuse ?
:D

OU-HSV
6/1/2008, 02:18 AM
So thats the NEW excuse ?
:D

Nah, no excuses here :D

olevetonahill
6/1/2008, 02:24 AM
Whoa bro. Don't put me on the level of the libs...I'm simply saying it's too late, I can't accurately read all that and argue anything.

Its POLITICAL who said anything about Accuracy ?
:D

OU-HSV
6/1/2008, 02:40 AM
Its POLITICAL who said anything about Accuracy ?
:D

heh ;)

85Sooner
6/1/2008, 10:28 AM
Since when have email forwards constituted a thread? I mean some of em were pretty funny, but c'mon is this really thread worthy?

I dunno I suppose we coulc all discuss what were listening to.:)

SoonerKnight
6/2/2008, 12:25 AM
Great Post! The French rag on the U.S. all the time. I say give'em Hell!!!!

Big Red Ron
6/2/2008, 12:31 AM
When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by
the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of
empire building' by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the
United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to
fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever
asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.
You could have heard a pin drop.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Then there was a conference in France where a number of international
engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break one
of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard
the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to
Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb
them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers
have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people;
they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to
shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed
3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand
gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a
dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and
from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France
have? '

You could have heard a pin drop

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies.
At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that
included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in
English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly
complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans
learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to
speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the
Brits,Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to
speak German.'

You could have heard a pin drop.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a
tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by
plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs
officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to
France previously. 'Then you should know enough to have your passport
ready.' The American said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to
show it.' 'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on
arrival in France!' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard
look. Then he quietly explained. 'Well, when I came ashore at Omaha
Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any
Frenchmen to show it to.'

You could have heard a pin drop

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What Is A Veteran?

A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve
-- is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made
payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to,
and including his life.'

That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country
today, who no longer understand that fact
I got that email too. Thanks for sharing.

Big Red Ron
6/2/2008, 12:33 AM
About two minutes after the SF.com domain went live.

You could hear a pin drop.Which one, I've been through three or four. Still mad I lost my post count. ;)