Up For Auction Today

[Rogue]

Heh! Gas card with one gallon of gas and the Arizona State U Swimming Team. :D (http://everythingelse.listings.ebay.com/_W0QQdfspZ32QQfromZR4QQfsooZ2QQfsopZ3QQsacatZ99QQs brsrtZdQQsocmdZListingItemList)

[Rogue]

Clearance, Fetish Store Going Out Of Business (http://cgi.ebay.com/clearance-fetish-product-sale_W0QQitemZ320256213186QQihZ011QQcategoryZ1467Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Rogue]

100+ year old pickled horse in a bottle? WTF? (http://cgi.ebay.com/Horse-In-A-Bottle-Antique-Unique-REAL_W0QQitemZ180247811730QQihZ008QQcategoryZ1469Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Rogue]

This gal will shave her head on live webcam for the highest bidder?! (http://cgi.ebay.com/Young-Girl-Will-Shave-Her-Head-for-YOU_W0QQitemZ150252249332QQihZ005QQcategoryZ1469QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Rogue]

Voodoo Chicken Head, sure there are lots of "shrunken heads" on ebay, but only one Voodoo Chicken Head (http://cgi.ebay.com/VOODOO-Chicken-Head_W0QQitemZ230255672951QQihZ013QQcategoryZ1469Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Rogue]

One Human Soul in good condition (http://cgi.ebay.com/Human-Soul-Good-Condition_W0QQitemZ200226492779QQihZ010QQcategoryZ 1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)


Please note that I am not selling my soul because I am in need of money. I am selling it for self knowledge. This post is not for religious reasons. Proceeds WILL be donated.

I am selling my soul. you will receive one signed, in blood, contract which will entitle you to eternal ownership of my soul* and a signed picture of myself. Do what you wish with my soul, it's in good condition, never used. I will pay for the shipping of the signed contract. Please let me know if you wish to obtain more information about this item.
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I have owned a vehicle with an engine capacity of 2.0 litres or greater.
I have you stolen anything of value.
I do you own a mobile phone.
I do own goods made by the following manufacturers: Nike, Sony, Nokia, Apple, Microsoft.
I have never been employed in any of the following occupations: estate/rental agent, advertising agency, car/life insurance company.
I have never worked for a major record company.
I do not read any of the following periodicals: Sun, Mail, Sport, Star, Mirror.
I do not watch any of the following news channels: Fox, MSNBC, CNN, SKY.
I am not member of blockbuster video.
I do you download music and media from internet.
I occasionally use internet chat rooms.
I do not still buy music on vinyl.

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*(If odd things begin happening in my life and I believe that it is do to the fact I am no longer in possession of my own soul, I reserve the right to void the contract with a partial refund, or an item of equal or greater value.)


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[Rogue]

Thumbs-up shaped Cheetoh (http://cgi.ebay.com/Cheeto-Man-Thumbs-Up-authentic-cheeto-from-cheeto-bag_W0QQitemZ230256185012QQihZ013QQcategoryZ1468QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Rogue]

Man opens bidding at $39.99 for his kidney stone! (http://cgi.ebay.com/Odd-shaped-Stone-My-EXCRUCIATING-Pain-is-your-Gain_W0QQitemZ130226430815QQihZ003QQcategoryZ1468Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[StoopTroup]

Don't call that cellphone number. :D


Clearance, Fetish Store Going Out Of Business (http://cgi.ebay.com/clearance-fetish-product-sale_W0QQitemZ320256213186QQihZ011QQcategoryZ1467Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Rogue]

Don't call that cellphone number. :D

There's 11 numbers in it instead of 10. What's that mean?

[soonerboomer93]

the + indicates it's an international call

country code 36 is hungary

[Rogue]

Endangered smiling Florida river manatee yam coupon (http://cgi.ebay.com/Endangered-Smiling-Florida-River-Manatee-Yam-Coupon_W0QQitemZ380030456151QQihZ025QQcategoryZ146 9QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

I've been wondering where I can find one of those.

[Rogue]

She paints them with her bewbs! (http://cgi.ebay.com/Modern-Original-Abstract-BREAST-ART-painting-nude-KIRA_W0QQitemZ360055986233QQihZ023QQcategoryZ1469Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)