View Full Version : I'll be in a motel in Hooker this weekend.
I'm taking 500 rounds of centerfire ammo, plus 350 rounds of rimfire ammo.
Think that will be enough?
Hopefully I can get a chicken-fried steak at Cactus Jacks in Guymon come Saturday night.
I will be one worn out mofo. I drove 1385 miles the past three days, worked 33 hours, gotta wake up at 4 AM to go to Oologah tomorrow, then back to okc, then around okc, then to Hooker.
Then back to okc Sunday night, and probably to find another job in the next few weeks.
Sooner_Havok
5/29/2008, 07:21 PM
I thought it said you would be in a motel with a Hooker at first. That would have been WAY cooler ;)
texas bandman
5/29/2008, 09:48 PM
Hooker, the funniest place I ever lived. A town has to have a sense of humor if downtown you have Hooker Hardware, the newspaper is the Hooker Advance and the American Legion baseball team is the Horny Toads. Those were a great 6 years!
olevetonahill
5/30/2008, 04:47 AM
Hooker, the funniest place I ever lived. A town has to have a sense of humor if downtown you have Hooker Hardware, the newspaper is the Hooker Advance and the American Legion baseball team is the Horny Toads. Those were a great 6 years!
Weve had more than the 3 standard Jokes about this Plcae . Lets get Creative :D
sooneron
5/30/2008, 08:03 AM
Pick up a shirt for me!
Animal Mother
5/30/2008, 04:45 PM
"It's hotter than Heater in Hooker today. And it's hotter than hell in here!!!"
Or Firesign Theater words to that effect. Something about a town called Hellmouth too.
swardboy
5/30/2008, 04:56 PM
They need a booze store called "Hooker Liquor"....
TheUnnamedSooner
5/30/2008, 05:27 PM
And a toy store called Hooker Toys
CORNholio
5/30/2008, 06:29 PM
Does Kum n Go have a store in Hooker? If not they should consider it for sheer comic value.
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