I'll be in a motel in Hooker this weekend.

[Jerk]

I'm taking 500 rounds of centerfire ammo, plus 350 rounds of rimfire ammo.

Think that will be enough?

Hopefully I can get a chicken-fried steak at Cactus Jacks in Guymon come Saturday night.

I will be one worn out mofo. I drove 1385 miles the past three days, worked 33 hours, gotta wake up at 4 AM to go to Oologah tomorrow, then back to okc, then around okc, then to Hooker.

Then back to okc Sunday night, and probably to find another job in the next few weeks.

[Sooner_Havok]

I thought it said you would be in a motel with a Hooker at first. That would have been WAY cooler ;)

[texas bandman]

Hooker, the funniest place I ever lived. A town has to have a sense of humor if downtown you have Hooker Hardware, the newspaper is the Hooker Advance and the American Legion baseball team is the Horny Toads. Those were a great 6 years!

[olevetonahill]

Hooker, the funniest place I ever lived. A town has to have a sense of humor if downtown you have Hooker Hardware, the newspaper is the Hooker Advance and the American Legion baseball team is the Horny Toads. Those were a great 6 years!

Weve had more than the 3 standard Jokes about this Plcae . Lets get Creative :D

[sooneron]

Pick up a shirt for me!

[Animal Mother]

"It's hotter than Heater in Hooker today. And it's hotter than hell in here!!!"

Or Firesign Theater words to that effect. Something about a town called Hellmouth too.

[swardboy]

They need a booze store called "Hooker Liquor"....

[TheUnnamedSooner]

And a toy store called Hooker Toys

[CORNholio]

Does Kum n Go have a store in Hooker? If not they should consider it for sheer comic value.