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KC//CRIMSON
5/29/2008, 05:50 PM
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Mariah Carey threw out the opening pitch at the Yomiuri Giants vs Rakuten Eagles match at the Tokyo Dome yesterday, and let's just say it was the most impressive display of baseball I've ever seen in my life. Lord knows why she became a singer and not a professional pitcher. Seriously though, you'd think she would've prepared a little before showing up. Most people would practice throwing balls, but not Mariah Carey. No, it's like she decided to break both her arms instead to make sure they wouldn't function correctly.

tommieharris91
5/29/2008, 06:06 PM
Ohh come on, that's how I throw...

























...left-handed.

AllAboutThe'O'
5/29/2008, 06:11 PM
The short-shorts more than compensate for her lack of throwing skills.:cool:

KC//CRIMSON
5/29/2008, 08:16 PM
Ghetto Hot Mess!

SoonerStormchaser
5/29/2008, 08:20 PM
What a piece of diva trash...I give her and her manservant Nick a year at most...

soonerboomer93
5/30/2008, 01:16 AM
I give her and her manservant Nick a year at most...

know how i know you're gay?