I don't trust the Nigerian, but surely...

[sooner_born_1960]

I can trust a U.S. serviceman.



U.S ARMY PERSONNEL
1st Armored Division( IRAQ )
Tikitit Regitment Base.

Dear Friend,

My name is SGT James Bill, I am an American soldier, serving in the military of the 1st Armored Division in Iraq , As you know we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs.We managed to move funds belonging to Saddam Hussien's family. The total amount is US$15 Million dollars in cash, mostly 100 dollar bills. We want to move this money to you, so that you may invest it for us and keep our share for banking.

We will take 75%, my partner and I. You take the other 25%. no strings attached, just help us pick the box out of security company in Europe and keep it for us right now Iraq is a warzone. We plan on using diplomatic courier as soon as you claim the fund out of the security company in Europe

If you are interested I will sendyou the full details, my job is to find a good partner that we can trust and that will assist us. Can I trust you? When you receive this letter,kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication also your contact details like full name,address and your identification for security purpose.

This business is risk free.
Respectfully, Sgt. James

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I m about to get paid too...I ll take ya to Sizzler after I get it in

Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAS BEEN ATTACH TO AN INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT AND YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.
SECONDLY WE HAVE SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. YOU ARE TO CONTACT THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT CARD PAYMENT CENTER.

NAMES : Dr. JOHN ADU
EMAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]
PHONE NUMBER: +234_7055_755_136
AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS:

1. YOUR FULL NAME......
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER......
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD.....
4. YOUR AGE/SEX.....
5. CURRENT OCCUPATION.....
6. PRESENT COUNTRY.....
THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT AN ATM CARD VALUE OF {USD 6.8 MILLION} WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE, IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD AS PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008,YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT.

NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-822) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.
KINDEST REGARDS,

Mr J. C. WILLIAMS
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
(COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN)

[sooner_born_1960]

So, you're gonna get $6.8M out of an ATM? Good luck with that.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I m sorry I may have disqualified myself..it says I have to stop communicating with other people

[sooner_born_1960]

I won't tell.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

What are ya gonna do with your money?

[sooner_born_1960]

After I treat everyone who has posted in this thread to a new pickup, I'll probably save the rest.

[OKLA21FAN]

IN!

(just supporting the troops!)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I'd like one of these

http://www.jblanchard.com/auto/luv_yard.jpg

[sooner_born_1960]

Sorry, I explicitly said "new".

[NormanPride]

It would be new to him...

[stoopified]

After I treat everyone who has posted in this thread to a new pickup, I'll probably save the rest.I'm in. Ford Ranger XLT,crimson with white pinstripe.

[CobraKai]

I don't normally trust Nigerian strangers, but recently I met the crown prince of Nigeria who had his money frozen. I just sent some money and he is going to make me rich! Now I implicitly trust them. My money should be here some time in the next few weeks...I just sent them all of my account information so they could wire it to me.

[sooner_born_1960]

Good move. Enjoy your riches.

[soonerbrat]

After I treat everyone who has posted in this thread to a new pickup, I'll probably save the rest.

can I have a prius instead?

[47straight]

One thing I've heard of is to write them and tell them it will be wired to the Western Union office on X day. Later they write and want to know where it is, you say Oh I am so sorry my dog died and I had to stay in for the three days mourning. Then they write back again and ask - are you going to do it? Then they write back and say yes. Then you ask for the instructions all over again. Pick a day for them to pick it up, repeat. Come up with weird reasons why over and over.

There are forums dedicated to this practice. The goal is to be 100%, completely obtuse.


Wait, that sounds like a job for the SO!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

This must be my day


[Date: Thu, 29 May 2008 19:37:26 +0100
From: "nelson Samuel" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED
ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT
ECO INTERNATIONAL BANK PLC
PLOT 2, AJOSE ADEOGUN STREET
VICTORIA-ISLAND LAGOS-NIGERIA
EMAIL: [email protected]

Dear Friend,

Re: Transfer of $18,000.000. (Eighteen Million US Dollars)

We want to transfer to overseas {$18,000,000] Eighteen Million United States
dollars from Eco International Bank Nig Plc.I would like to know if you will be
capable and fit to Provide either an existing Bank account or to set up a new
Bank account immediately to receive this money, evenan empty account can
serve to receive this money as long as you will remain honest to me till the end
of this important business transaction.

I am Dr Samuel Nelson Director of Accounts Department of Eco International
Bank plc, during the course of our auditing I discovered a floating fund in an
account opened with our Bank in 2000 and since 2002 nobody has operated on
this account again, after going through some old files in the records I discovered
that the owner of the account died without a heir hence the money is floating
and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.

The owner of this account was Engr. Anthony Hamill, a national of your
country an Industrialist. He died since 2002 and no other person knows about
this account or anything concerning it,the account has no beneficiary and my
investigation proved to me as well that Engr. Anthony Hamill until his death
was a Manager with an oil firm in Nigeria.

I am contacting you as a foreigner because this Money can only be approved to
a foreigner with a foreign account because the money is in us dollars and the
former owner of the account Engr. Anthony Hamill is a foreigner. I am revealing
all these information to you with the belief that you will never let me down in
this business. You are the first and the only person I am contacting for the
business so please reply urgently for me to tell you the next step to take.

You should forward the following information: Your telephone/fax numbers
and your Residential address, which is also needed. You will have to give me the
assurance that when we meet, this money will be intact pending our physical
arrival in your country for sharing and disbursement of the fund which will be
35% for your assistance, 60% will be for us while 5% will be set aside to take
care of all the expenses that would be incurred by both parties during the
course of the transfer.

All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through.I guarantee
that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me by my alternative email
([email protected]) immediately you receive this letter for further clarifications.

Yours faithfully,

Dr. Samuel Nelson